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I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Discuss series 20 of ITV's jungle reality show, which starts 15th November 2020. |
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29-11-2015, 10:12 AM | #1 | ||
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married and divorced - in the space of IACGMOOH -29.11.15
everything has its place earths creatures are sacred ok the camp may be a home disgrace but like they say this lady is horrid. it was a act with no defence god would say its criminal tony was right to feel tense in gods book its sin-able. yes the situation is magnified the space brings fury but no one can have this justified all watches will make a unanimous jury. i am on kirens page my marriage is not on course whats so noticeable is the tong and rage i just might start proceedings for divorce. ladyC its going to finish married and divorced in the australian out back please just go and vanish my sense of judgment is making me crack. :bawl ing: |
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29-11-2015, 10:57 AM | #2 | |||
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Tony, young and bold
Once sang a song called Gold Back then he was slim as a rake Not now, though, for Heaven's sake But Tony's weight is not the issue Get in your hand, ready, a tissue For Lady C has been calling Tony names And these are no games She called him %$£% and $%£$% too Nastiness you've find at the bottom of a loo Tony stayed firm and said 'oh dear' The man from Ballet showed no fear Now Lady C is in firing line Could it be her time? To be ousted out SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT 'Lady C to go from this place! And back to your palace!' But she still has fans despite her hate Some would even call her their mate. |
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29-11-2015, 11:04 AM | #3 | ||
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I think I am lucky as when we signed if we was to divorce I am to get the castle.
do you need a room brunt ? wicked peace this morning - real sharp. |
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29-11-2015, 11:05 AM | #4 | |||
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RIP Pyramid, Andyman ,Kerry and Lex xx https://www.facebook.com/JamesBulgerMT/?fref=photo "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, most people would be vegetarian" |
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29-11-2015, 01:42 PM | #5 | ||
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come on kazzanne give it a go - you can do it ?
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29-11-2015, 02:30 PM | #6 | ||
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Lady C take it from me went down in my estimation
I was a fan it was her plan to win over the nation But firey eyes was no disguise as rotten words she spat Thrown at Tony who might be phoney but he didn't deserve that The poor old beetle though it was little was thrown upon the fire By Lady C with cruelty and to cause trouble a desire Now up to then she sure did win my deepest admiration But not so now the rotten sow and she hasn't won the nation There is a line and that is fine if people do not cross But she crossed it well and gave Tony hell and that is now her loss There's no excuse for words so loose so she can go to Blazes No more a fan of her I am because of last nights rages Love to Hog and Gusto. I am still trying lol xxxxxxx Last edited by rionablue; 29-11-2015 at 02:31 PM. |
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29-11-2015, 02:46 PM | #7 | |||
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29-11-2015, 03:58 PM | #8 | |||
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I might just do that waterhog,let me have a go.
Deep in the jungle,miles away Some celebs are camping to get some pay Lady C seemed such an endearing old bird but her rantings to Tony were frankly absurd. To toss a live beetle,upon an open fire Is in anybodys book.really quite dire. Tony voiced his annoyance and utter disproval he's hoping for lady Cs removal. The daft old bat is entertaining to some God knows why after all she has done. She is nasty and cruel and not at all nice I hope her bed is covered in lice. I look around and see a beginner I hope young George is crowned the winner....................................
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RIP Pyramid, Andyman ,Kerry and Lex xx https://www.facebook.com/JamesBulgerMT/?fref=photo "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, most people would be vegetarian" Last edited by Kazanne; 29-11-2015 at 04:40 PM. |
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29-11-2015, 04:18 PM | #9 | |||
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The cockroach alas was chewed up for lunch
The witchery grubs head bitten off with a crunch Munching on crickets makes a meal Wiggly worms on a fork seal the deal But never cook your bug on the fire If barbeque beetle is your culinery desire When the burning grub dies the audience will moan And Lady Cs fate could be sealed on the phone
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29-11-2015, 04:32 PM | #10 | ||
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Lets start a forum poetry circle. Brilliant stuff guys and gals xxx
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29-11-2015, 04:39 PM | #11 | |||
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So many people just missing the point,
Their noses are well out of joint The bugs and critters are set for a task although its wrong,they have to pass the beetle was just roaming it's place no need for Colin to get in its face and pick it up without a care and watch its little body flare. so theres the difference,get the point no need for noses so out of joint..............
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29-11-2015, 05:41 PM | #12 | |||
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Quite frankly I thought it would be s*** No seriously that's a good one it's true It's hard in a poem just to be you But you managed to bring forth zest Although where is the rest? A long poem would do you good Try one, I am sure you should Do it, write loads, pages if you like And recite it in front of a mic Stand up and utter your poem out loud Bring forth a listening crowd! * |
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29-11-2015, 05:42 PM | #13 | |||
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That's a great idea riona
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29-11-2015, 05:44 PM | #14 | |||
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In the name of Waterhog.
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