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BB17 Discuss the series (won by Jason Burrill, runner-up Hughie) and all the housemates in this forum.

Housemates (tags): point Alex, point Andrew, point Andy, point Charlie, point Chelsea, point Emma, point Emma & Victoria, point Evelyn, point Georgina, point Hughie, point Jackson, point Jason, point Jayne, point Lateysha, point Laura, point Marco, point Natalie, point Ryan, point Sam, point Victoria, HM Fan clubs (appreciation)


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Old 28-06-2016, 06:57 AM #1
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franky goes to BB - RELAX (age restricted - over 18's poem) 28.06.16



this is age related

internet forum profiles i will scan

the village will be inflated

i am sure i will get a ABSO ban.

monday's show was seedy

but it was so very good

for bodily fluids some were greedy

adults now understand "franky goes to hollywood".

did you witness love struck

could cupid carry

my heart nearly got stuck

when "jackson" said "georginia" he would marry.

yes i am a sucker

its the same with "hugie" and "ryans" bro-mance

after BB ends i am a own hair pluck-er

because i fell again for a show romance.

mondays show did drench

maybe a loss of dignity for some

can you smell the hot sweaty stench

hugie and georginia can now relax "just ???".



( i hope holly dose not do me for copy rights ? i told him i am borrowing his song and for him to relax. this will explain all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpz3LAjxek )
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Old 28-06-2016, 07:35 AM #2
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Debauchery and sexy antics
By housemates that are getting frantic
Is part and parcel of the show
This all BB fans are bound to know
Georgina with her virginal musings
Ecstatic at what Jacksons doing
She's falling right on her own sword
Her days are numbered mark my words
The Hughie and Ryans sex craved fumblings
Had Laura and Evelyn laughing and mumbling
The others slept on through it all
But Ryan sure found Hughies balls
Romance my pants its all so fake
Trying to con us is a mistake
There is no love its just for ratings
The four of them I'm truly hating
So Georgina practise what you preach
You really are a stupid bitch
Hughie and Ryan just be friends
And let this stupid showmance end
Im not sure this is over eighteen
I've tried dear hog to keep it clean


Love RB x
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lol both poems very good, thanks guys x
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Debauchery and sexy antics
By housemates that are getting frantic
Is part and parcel of the show
This all BB fans are bound to know
Georgina with her virginal musings
Ecstatic at what Jacksons doing
She's falling right on her own sword
Her days are numbered mark my words
The Hughie and Ryans sex craved fumblings
Had Laura and Evelyn laughing and mumbling
The others slept on through it all
But Ryan sure found Hughies balls
Romance my pants its all so fake
Trying to con us is a mistake
There is no love its just for ratings
The four of them I'm truly hating
So Georgina practise what you preach
You really are a stupid bitch
Hughie and Ryan just be friends
And let this stupid showmance end
Im not sure this is over eighteen
I've tried dear hog to keep it clean


Love RB x

i don't give up on her yet, i want Charlie out of the house to save Jason



I love Georgina, and let her silly showmance end, she doesn't deserve a silly fake showmance



Love Nicky xx
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Debauchery and sexy antics
By housemates that are getting frantic
Is part and parcel of the show
This all BB fans are bound to know
Georgina with her virginal musings
Ecstatic at what Jacksons doing
She's falling right on her own sword
Her days are numbered mark my words
The Hughie and Ryans sex craved fumblings
Had Laura and Evelyn laughing and mumbling
The others slept on through it all
But Ryan sure found Hughies balls
Romance my pants its all so fake
Trying to con us is a mistake
There is no love its just for ratings
The four of them I'm truly hating
So Georgina practise what you preach
You really are a stupid bitch
Hughie and Ryan just be friends
And let this stupid showmance end
Im not sure this is over eighteen
I've tried dear hog to keep it clean


Love RB x


morning my darling riona - that for sure is 21 and over
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Filth in BB what a shame
Just what is Ryan's blinkin' game

He swallows we know that to shame
He's made that very plain

And Jackson too, what did he do?
Well between me and you
He did something nasty under the sheet
Something that is no mean feat

Just don't ask, remain shy
Unless you want me to lie...
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Filth in BB what a shame
Just what is Ryan's blinkin' game

He swallows we know that to shame
He's made that very plain

And Jackson too, what did he do?
Well between me and you
He did something nasty under the sheet
Something that is no mean feat

Just don't ask, remain shy
Unless you want me to lie...

hold your head high gusto - you have dignity
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Filth in BB what a shame
Just what is Ryan's blinkin' game

He swallows we know that to shame
He's made that very plain

And Jackson too, what did he do?
Well between me and you
He did something nasty under the sheet
Something that is no mean feat

Just don't ask, remain shy
Unless you want me to lie...
Excellent Gusto welcome to the poetry circle x
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Excellent Gusto welcome to the poetry circle x



rionablue - we got another one -


another one bites the dust.
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