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23-10-2016, 11:26 AM | #1 | ||
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are you a micro criminal ? 23.10.16 (sky news)
welcome to the micro this world is far from minute its all about petty crime and no psycho i would blow but someone pinched my flute. let me give the findings from the youGov poll don't have highgate tube re windings this is taking a 24% TFL toll. even doing your weekly shop criminal activity is booming adults can freely sample the grape crop you no instantly on pic and nic kids are zooming. proof men are more criminal woman are 6 % trailing at 71% its not minimal judge rinder is not on the dance floor rating. what about the classes who dominates the fiddle don't think anyone has free passes leading on 78% are those in the middle. how about a movie 28% have illegally streamed some may think its harmless and groovy until like scotty they are up beamed. onto eating and dinning restaurants pockets are not filling 22% of the bill we are declining saying its take away and instead in store chilling. the young are less moral falling behind is the over 65's group but 68% is no floral its still shocking and needs a sound loop. supermarkets have themselves to blame 17% refuse to pay for a bag after scanning yourself you loose shame was cutting down on staff such a profitable brag. http://news.sky.com/story/three-out-...-poll-10629227 |
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23-10-2016, 04:07 PM | #2 | |||
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For My Mate Hog:
I'm not saying if I've done this, Hog,
But know a man or two who has. One diddled his electricity meter And bragged he was 'Cooking With Gas. Another was a poor disabled guy Who was born with an extra leg And there's no need to tell you Hog, He was nicknamed 'Jake The Peg' He wasn't really such a bad guy 'Til he got hammered on the booze, Then he'd head straight into town And nick one and half pair of shoes. But one day he got caught Hog And asked the cops his fate “You're bang to rights” the copper said “You ain't got a leg to stand on mate”. Then there was another guy I knew I think he was a bit slack 'Cos his idea of diddling British Rail Was buying a Return and not coming back.
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23-10-2016, 04:10 PM | #3 | ||
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marsh has a micro penis
oh you said microcriminal |
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23-10-2016, 04:43 PM | #4 | |||
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Loads are on this Site
Hog. Not me I respect copyrights |
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23-10-2016, 08:32 PM | #5 | ||
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hi everyone and big hello to my kirky baby - loved that poem and how I wish what you had - humour - that is a great thing to keeps poem great as it always creates a smile.
as for jake - I do understand he had no leg to stand on but your poem compared to mine kirky is flawless so it matter how many legs I have as it will never stand up to yours. really really enjoy that funny great poem. thank you kirky. |
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23-10-2016, 08:39 PM | #6 | ||
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23-10-2016, 10:36 PM | #7 | |||
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In terms of downloading TV shows, music and films - yeah
Oh and once I lied about still being a student to get a student discount at the barbers Arrest me |
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23-10-2016, 11:14 PM | #8 | |||
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Guilty as charged m'lud.
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29-10-2016, 09:47 AM | #9 | ||
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