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08-03-2018, 03:15 AM | #1 | |||
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Triumph of the Weird
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Basically this thread is for posting your serious news comedy skits here... so things like SNL (maybe US only?), Colbert, Youtube, etc. Your source, your choice, but it better be comedy too
I think sometimes it's nice to be informed about current events but maybe also be entertained a bit in the process, right? |
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08-03-2018, 03:15 AM | #2 | |||
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08-03-2018, 09:10 AM | #3 | ||
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I thought this was going to be a thread full of SD-related comedy. I'm genuinely disappointed. Can we just do limericks or something? Dirty jokes?
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08-03-2018, 09:32 AM | #4 | |||
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There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un. He said, “Oh my love, It fits like a glove.” Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.” |
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08-03-2018, 10:27 AM | #5 | |||
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There was a chap called TS
He thinks the UK a terrible mess He doesn't like Tories And you can tell from his stories That he thinks Scotland's the best I once knew a man called Leather Trumpet Who was partial to a buttery crumpet He didn't mind the Tories As long as none of them were snorey And he didn't have to have Boris as his strumpet
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08-03-2018, 10:38 AM | #6 | ||
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Who liked to make poems about Tories She did one about TS and one about LT And I wrote one that didn't rhyme! |
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08-03-2018, 11:14 AM | #7 | |||
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Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee Which gave him a Sting On his poor little Thing And stopped him from having a Wee I knew this young fisherman called TS Who went to church in his lucky red Vest But it wasn't God Who touched up his Cod It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod Never say I'm a one trick tory writing pony.
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08-03-2018, 12:07 PM | #8 | ||
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08-03-2018, 12:19 PM | #9 | |||
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There once was a chap called LT Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee Which stung him so long On his massive big shlong And stopped him from having a Wee fixed |
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08-03-2018, 12:29 PM | #10 | ||
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There was a TiBBer called Maru
Who wasn't quite sure what to do So she jumped up and said; "Asshole I MADE this thread! Now it's all full of rhymes thanks to you!" |
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08-03-2018, 03:08 PM | #11 | ||
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There was a small place called SD,
It always spilled the best tea, It lacked the decorum Of the rest of the forum So the members all started to flee! Baboom |
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08-03-2018, 03:15 PM | #12 | ||
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There once was this chick called Maru,
Her thread was a little bit poo, It’s content was lacking, It didn’t have much backing, So it sank like a knackered old canoe. (No offence intended) |
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08-03-2018, 04:25 PM | #13 | |||
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His rhyming was pretty darn funky He mentioned a flea Just not in his tea Now my limerick is getting a bit clunky!
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08-03-2018, 04:41 PM | #14 | ||
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I once knew a lady called Jax, She’d always fill in the cracks, Of this crumble-ing forum, She’d never ignore em! She’d dish out those well needed smacks Last edited by Northern Monkey; 08-03-2018 at 04:51 PM. |
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08-03-2018, 05:00 PM | #15 | |||
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We get the Daily Show
1AM, a few days after the USA showing on our ComedyHD ch. |
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08-03-2018, 05:02 PM | #16 | |||
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This was better than what was intended. Proceed
Last edited by Maru; 08-03-2018 at 05:02 PM. |
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08-03-2018, 08:58 PM | #17 | ||
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08-03-2018, 08:58 PM | #18 | |||
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I kind of like that it makes me feel a bit badass!
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08-03-2018, 09:00 PM | #19 | |||
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I have a joke for you
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08-03-2018, 09:10 PM | #20 | |||
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Haha. Its funny cos you cant spell it.
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08-03-2018, 09:24 PM | #21 | |||
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Who was a bit of a fashionista He liked to be seen Strutting in green And was prettier than his Sista Maru I can't rhyme you! That's just about all I can spew I know you'll be sad That your limerick is so bad But that's just the best I can do!
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08-03-2018, 10:10 PM | #22 | |||
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Likes cars that go boom
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08-03-2018, 10:11 PM | #23 | |||
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Likes cars that go boom
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08-03-2018, 10:23 PM | #24 | |||
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11-03-2018, 04:00 AM | #25 | |||
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