[President]

"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Personally me..."
"Noirin think's I'm Superman...I'm not!"
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
10) "Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
20) "I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers... Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
30) "Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on my face'
'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
40)'Why Big Brother no do Indian language?'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'
"...Rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"
"Respect is not a product you can buy at asda'
"Me, myself - I love it ... (about him) What's wrong with it??"
"Some people in this world are so much stupid!!"
"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!"
'Standung up for myself'
'Conversation finished'
'Marcus please get a life'
50) 'Who in the **** are you to tell me'
'I have lots of communication and vocabulary skills'
'I am a Womanizer womanizer womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"
"I have engineering skills" (referring to what skills he had to resolve situation with Marcus.)
"You're a flower in my pocket, i keep you for life"
"Just Joking, I'm just joking."
"You don't hear my bloody stupid brain"
"This boy is undecent immature cre-ature"
"No no... I can't touch pig's leg!"
60) "I do like you, I don't know why. My astrology say she have to be 2 year younger, 1 year younger or 1 year older. So that is the first compatability."
"I nominated Siwash.... this is a family TV show..."
'Thank god man, Jesus Christ, the blood pressure, know what I mean?' (after nominations)
''People are going to throw stones"
"There's gonna be sh!t loads of giggles on their faces"
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"I have come three times in my head"
"Today we had music, sunny weather and a fake stonage"
"Marcus, you are old person in this house and should be set an example"
"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".
70) "Your smile takes the rain back and makes the sun shine again"
'This is my money, This is my garlic'
'Dont put your hands on my food'
'Stop eating my brain'
'I dont appreciate you coming from Oxford'
'Call me the magic'
'Im not big jelous'
"Its' a bath, i can clean whatever i can touch"
"Angel please! I have a lot of headache!"
80) "I have only been upset with two people in this house... and that is with you and Lisa"
"I **** on your face tomorrow"
"Hold your balls carefully"
"A to the B to the C to the D to the E to the F to the Z"
"You can't say whats going to happen - you can't say when the rain will come, you can't say when the volcano will come, you can't say when the earthquake will come.."
'Karma comes to me'
'My hands are really tired'
''Yes we can!'
'You're talking so much ****'
"You care about four cans of cider, I care about my social status and prestige...thankyou goodnight"
90) "i swear on my parents"
'I try to talk to him in a psychological treatment!'
"One with plain"
"Thank you, come again!"
'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream'
"Look at the pressings on my head"
"Marcus you not a nice person...you like a Dracula"
"East west hi bye that's it."
"Come with the mathmatical magic"
'Don't be a professional'
100) 'The best man wins'
'Don't Don't Rodrigo'
"shut the **** up"



Please write down any more that you can remember from before, and also when he says anymore in the future

[Annie]

"your smile make me sunshine"

[President]

Originally posted by Annie
"your smile make me sunshine"

Thanks. Added that to the list. T'was a funny one!

[Emzy-!!]

"I'm talking to you on your face!!!"


Classic...... hahahaha

[Enid]

LOLOL. I hate Sree but his quotes are hilarious.

My personal favourite is "Mother eff-word".

[libra68]

when he told lisa she was "sound like the pound"

[libra68]

or "say it on your face"

[You_Tell_Me]

To Lisa 'Your heart is a mighty tree and they [Housemates] are all little plants' ha ha ha

[cleaner67]

You need to tell that in a cool way

[You_Tell_Me]

I am not a sexual devient... now Noirin, take your clothes off woman!

[Emzy-!!]

"Noirin thinks I'm superman"

Yea Right!!!

[libra68]

when he nominated ciaron amd freddie,pure comedy for me

[You_Tell_Me]

He said nothing but putting raw bacon in bread is hilarious and then blaming Rodrigo...

[Billy]

Erm no, Karlys where it's at!

"A feel lit am in a nuthoose"

[30stone]

Originally posted by Emzy-!!
"Noirin thinks I'm superman"

Yea Right!!!

Lol that was amazing.

[President]

I've added a few more quotes in my op.

The collection is growing!

[You_Tell_Me]

This thread is giving me rib tickles lol

[You_Tell_Me]

To Marcus 'It was an accident so shut the ***** up' or something like that...

[kevinyeah]

hertfordshire is a bloody good uni thanks!

[edge_]

"I want to improve my casanova skills" or "I am improving my casanova skills" something like this

[NettoSuperstar!]

Originally posted by President
"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Noirin think's I'm Superman..."
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
"Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
"Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"



Please write down any more that you can remember from before, and also when he says anymore in the future

His nominations were class last night I was pissing my pants when he was going on about halfwit! Comedy!

[himz0]

LOL... Sree the leg-end.

[liv_xo]

"jai ho!"

[Lee.]

I liked when they all got dressed up one night and he strutted into the garden dressed like Elvis and shouted to Lisa " hey! check thees sheet out!"
I find Sree highly cringeworthy but he does make me laugh.. Good housemate all round I think

[Beastie]

lol yeah he has said many amazing quotes lol! argh cant think of any more! you have mentioned a lot!!!