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| 12 Nov, 2025 - 1:51 PM by James |
| Tonight. 👑 All hail King Cameron – The Royal Court of the Big Brother House. 🍅 Emily gets her rotten revenge on Tate. 🎤 Housemates perform in Royal Talent Show. All hail King Cameron – The Royal Court of the Big Brother House Big Brother gathers the Housemates at the sofa for today’s royal task. Big Brother says, “Cameron, as Big Brother Finalist, you have been royally appointed King of the Big Brother House. Cameron, go don your royal cloak and regal crown and take a seat.” King Cameron says, “Thank you very much for this honour. I promise to be a good and dutiful king.” Big Brother says, “All hail the King.” The Housemates echo, “All hail the King.” Big Brother adds, “King Cameron, your first decision is to appoint your Royal Aid. They will be your right hand.” King Cameron declares, “Jenny, I dub thee my Royal Aid.” Jenny beams, “You know what I mean. I knew I would make it someday.” Jenny collects her royal instrument from the Hatch — a recorder — and is instructed to announce King Cameron’s entrance whenever he enters a room. Cameron then appoints Marcus as his Court Jester, Tate as his Royal Comforter (and personal footrest), and Emily as his Royal Cook. Big Brother announces, “Loyal subjects, King Cameron’s reign has now begun.” What will life be like under King Cameron’s rule — peaceful, or headed for rebellion? --- Emily gets rotten revenge on Tate Big Brother says, “King Cameron, it’s time to exert your royal powers. You must pick one of your subjects to send to your Royal Jail. King Cameron, who has not been a loyal subject?” King Cameron says, “The Comforter — Tate.” Big Brother instructs, “In the garden is a bucket of rotten tomatoes. When you decree it, yourself or a subject of your choice may throw this bucket over Tate. Who will you choose?” King Cameron says, “I’ve given the privilege to the Royal Chef — Emily.” Emily grins, “Thank you, your Majesty.” She approaches the jail cell, holding the bucket: “This is for every time you’ve tried to interfere with me in the kitchen and tell me what to do with the shopping list. And do you know what colour these are? Red — like those eyeballs you gave me yesterday. This is for you, you horrible dictator!” As she throws the tomatoes, the Housemates chant, “Shame! Shame! Shame!” --- Housemates perform in Big Brother’s Royal Talent Show Big Brother says, “King Cameron needs entertaining. Tonight, you will put on Big Brother’s Royal Talent Show.” “Jenny and Richard, you will perform a duet to ‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond. Emily, Marcus, Teja and Elsa, you will perform a dance routine. Tate, you will write and deliver a Royal Roast.” Tate nods, “On it.” King Cameron laughs, “The harsher the better.” Emily groans, “Oh I’m absolutely ******ed.” After an afternoon of rehearsals, the Housemates take to the stage. King Cameron announces, “Subjects, may the best performance win.” The dance routine opens the show, followed by Tate’s Royal Roast: “For the man of the hour, King Cameron, I reckon it’s time for him to go back to the easy job of farmer. After all, there’s little difference between sitting on a throne all day and sitting on a self-driving tractor.” The final performance is Jenny and Richard’s duet. Jenny says, “I feel like we are gonna win this s**t.” Richard replies, “Oh, wow. Confident.” After their performance, Emily jokes, “Richard, do you now believe there can be sweet Carolines?” Richard smiles, “Naturally.” Big Brother says, “King Cameron, it’s now up to you to pick your favourite act and your reasons why.” In a House full of talent, which performance will be crowned the winner of Big Brother’s Royal Talent Show? --- Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on ITV2 and ITVX |

| Comment posted by: TiBB Frontpage Article | |
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James has posted a new TiBB frontpage article. Quote:
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Published on: 12 Nov, 2025 - 1:51 PM
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| Comment posted by: The Human Santapede |
Feels like I can give tonight’s a miss as at a pub quiz and not need to catch up.
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Published on: 12 Nov, 2025 - 2:05 PM
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