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Ryan.
22-07-2009, 06:03 PM
Prettey self-explanatory this one, eg:

3 mins ago: 2.5 sec "Phaaarp", followed by 3 succesive "Phuht"s
Beastie
22-07-2009, 06:04 PM
SLOPPY FART
Ninastar
22-07-2009, 06:04 PM
Eww.
Z
22-07-2009, 06:13 PM
HAHA

A quiet pffffffff.


PMSL
Ryan.
22-07-2009, 06:15 PM
OH MY GOD BREAKING NEWS!!!

3 quiet "pwooot"s each lasting about 3 secs.
Mrluvaluva
22-07-2009, 06:16 PM
Haha. I can't remember. :shrug: Maybe I should keep a "log".
Lauren
22-07-2009, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Haha. I can't remember. :shrug: Maybe I should keep a "log".

:laugh2:
Enid
22-07-2009, 06:23 PM
Mine are dead quiet, but reek!

My last one was at work today.
gavinh2008
22-07-2009, 10:10 PM
hahaha such a funny thread

my last one: "QUACK"
I thought I was watching something with Donald Duck on haha
lily.
22-07-2009, 10:43 PM
Silent but Violent.
KillER
23-07-2009, 02:11 AM
an airy one... very quiet 'pfffffffffffff' lasted approx. 5 seconds and took place around 3 minutes ago.
icehot69
23-07-2009, 12:24 PM
moist
NettoSuperstar!
23-07-2009, 12:25 PM
Forced
Marc
23-07-2009, 12:25 PM
I can't remember! :shocked: damn it
Mrluvaluva
23-07-2009, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!

Forced

You need to be careful.........
NettoSuperstar!
23-07-2009, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!

Forced

You need to be careful.........

I know already got piles...
Twilight
23-07-2009, 12:44 PM
Eww..
NettoSuperstar!
23-07-2009, 12:45 PM
Heheh...if you want children get used to the idea!
Mrluvaluva
23-07-2009, 12:52 PM
That made me laugh. :laugh:
Stephanie
23-07-2009, 01:06 PM
:shocked:
Marc
23-07-2009, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!

Forced

You need to be careful.........

I know already got piles...

Hahahaha!
lily.
23-07-2009, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
Heheh...if you want children get used to the idea!

Sunroof delivery avoids such things..

(too posh to push here.. )

:)
Jack_
23-07-2009, 06:38 PM
I stepped back after my last one and had an unnecessary task of cleaning my socks - bad times. :sad:
Mrluvaluva
23-07-2009, 09:17 PM
Brewing........
spitfire
23-07-2009, 09:18 PM
I cupped it and put it by my dogs nose,he didn't move an inch.:laugh:
Mrluvaluva
23-07-2009, 09:23 PM
It's most probably unconscious. :joker:
supernoodles!
23-07-2009, 09:27 PM
beautiful
spitfire
23-07-2009, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
It's most probably unconscious. :joker: :laugh:

I just gave him a poke,all is well.:spin:
Mrluvaluva
23-07-2009, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by spitfire

I just gave him a poke,all is well.:spin:

A whimper does not mean all is well. :joker:
NettoSuperstar!
25-07-2009, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
Heheh...if you want children get used to the idea!

Sunroof delivery avoids such things..

(too posh to push here.. )

:)

Ooh you cheat!:tongue:
NettoSuperstar!
25-07-2009, 11:57 AM
Bubbly lol
Lewis.
26-07-2009, 09:34 AM
Wet



Loooool. Ew no I'm joking.
NettoSuperstar!
26-07-2009, 09:43 AM
Lewis!! You didnt follow through did you? Now tell the truth:tongue: