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Novo
23-07-2009, 06:32 PM
He Pulled a bus
He has mastered the kick of death
He has beat 100 men
He has beat Tom in an arm wrestling match

Surely no one matches up to him in terms off strength
Rosie-Jo
23-07-2009, 06:33 PM
Maybe the smelliest... strongest no!!
setanta
23-07-2009, 06:33 PM
the kick did it for me...ha ha
Claymores
23-07-2009, 06:33 PM
You forgot - his bellend could pull that truck by itself..........no need for Nora and Sia to bother taking part he told us
Mr.X
23-07-2009, 06:34 PM
Marcus needs mouthwash. :laugh3:
CaraRawr
23-07-2009, 06:37 PM
He pulled a truck? :shocked: Dudee.
brian3
23-07-2009, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by .Andy.
He Pulled a bus
He has mastered the kick of death
He has beat 100 men
He has beat Tom in an arm wrestling match

Surely no one matches up to him in terms off strength


He says he could pull the buss with his bellend.
Zippy
23-07-2009, 06:39 PM
He can't even pull Noirin let alone a truck! :spin2:
Rosie-Jo
23-07-2009, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by Zippy
He can't even pull Noirin let alone a truck! :spin2:

Haha!:hello:
PooBay
23-07-2009, 06:43 PM
Despite making a prize tool of himself chasing that cock teasing oirish bint for the past 6 weeks, he managed to redeem himself in one second with THAT kick. And he kicked Tom's arse in the arm wrestle.

Marcus to win.
scot
23-07-2009, 06:47 PM
Not only is he the strongest physically....

but...

he is by far the strongest re strength of Character. There is no house mate can compete with him in that arena.
Rosie-Jo
23-07-2009, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by PooBay
Despite making a prize tool of himself chasing that cock teasing oirish bint for the past 6 weeks, he managed to redeem himself in one second with THAT kick. And he kicked Tom's arse in the arm wrestle.

Marcus to win.

I think THAT kick was the most stupid thing I've ever seen! And Tom kicked his arse in the weightlifting! Probably cos there was no way Marcus could cheat again on that one.
scot
23-07-2009, 06:48 PM
oh i forgot to mention:

strength of conviction

strength of perception

loads more but of to offi for some bevy
tpau21
23-07-2009, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Zippy
He can't even pull Noirin let alone a truck! :spin2:

that is hilarious haha...!!

marcus is douche and this weeks eviction should be on so he can be sent packing into the town of booooooos!!
tpau21
23-07-2009, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by .Andy.
He Pulled a bus
He has mastered the kick of death
He has beat 100 men
He has beat Tom in an arm wrestling match

Surely no one matches up to him in terms off strength

how can you like a disgustin vile creature like marcus
Claymores
23-07-2009, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by CaraRawr
He pulled a truck? :shocked: Dudee.
But not with bellend as he told us :-(
Claymores
23-07-2009, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by PooBay
Despite making a prize tool of himself chasing that cock teasing oirish bint for the past 6 weeks, he managed to redeem himself in one second with THAT kick. And he kicked Tom's arse in the arm wrestle.

Marcus to win.
Watch toniht thr real tasks vs Tom - I'll say no more
abrittan
23-07-2009, 07:25 PM
Strong in arm and mind. He won't let BB browbeat him or muscle head Tom beat him either.
Rosie-Jo
23-07-2009, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by abrittan
Strong in arm and mind. He won't let BB browbeat him or muscle head Tom beat him either.

Except at weight lifting. Tom did beat him then.
AfroMullet
23-07-2009, 08:01 PM
He is without doubt the strongest.

Dont forget when he was showing them how to punch last night.

He is a beast.
jgfrise
23-07-2009, 08:27 PM
He needs strength somewhere - it certainly isn't in his pea sized brain:puzzled:
cassieparis
23-07-2009, 08:42 PM
yeah he's strong willed.
absolutely determined to have things his own way ~ admirable ~:nono: NOT:nono:
jjj2
23-07-2009, 08:55 PM
Tom did not really try very hard even marcus realised that when he said tom let him win tom thinks he is a psycho who be looking for best out of three if he lost and best out of five if he was still Losing, so he let him win
bigbrother10uk
23-07-2009, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by .Andy.
He Pulled a bus
He has mastered the kick of death
He has beat 100 men
He has beat Tom in an arm wrestling match

Surely no one matches up to him in terms off strength

he can kill with his eyebrow!:joker:
eviled2
23-07-2009, 09:04 PM
Four little words "The Kick Of Death".

With the kick of death Marcus transcended mere mortals...he is part man, part beast...(part idiot too but no manbeast is perfect).
CaPPa
23-07-2009, 09:32 PM
Not only is Marcus the strongest housemate ever he is also bullet proof and has killer eyebrows.

Nothing can break Mr Cool As ****, not a truck, not 100 ninjas, not even BB. Of course every superhero has a weakness though, much like Superman has kryptonite, Marcus has a deadly substance known as 'Noirin' that can reduce him to jelly with just a little wiggle of her ass.