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InTheHood
19-06-2005, 04:01 PM
She's the unlucky one :xyxwave:
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 04:04 PM
The others get parties for 3 days and must go into room 105 and get dirty to make it looks like they have been working :hugesmile:
They can't tell Vanessa
None of them know this yet, but Vanessa picked up locker 1 :hugesmile:
Linny
19-06-2005, 04:06 PM
ooooh the plot thickens hehehe
:shocked: Shame it nots Maxwell or Saskia!
Linny
19-06-2005, 04:08 PM
OMG Maggots........... I am all confused, this is so so funny..... they each have a room to sort maggots
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 04:10 PM
Nope..........only Vanessa has. The others don't have to work. The only one that does is Vanessa...
They don't know it yet, but they soon will, apart from Vanessa and they can't tell her for 3 days :lol:
Linny
19-06-2005, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by InTheHood
Nope..........only Vanessa has. The others don't have to work. The only one that does is Vanessa...
They don't know it yet, but they soon will, apart from Vanessa and they can't tell her for 3 days :lol:
Oh that poor girl..... thats a great twist isnt it
This week the Housemates will suffer their most gruelling task yet in the Big Brother Workhouse, or at least that is what one unfortunate Housemate will be led to believe...
One of the group will have their nose firmly to the grindstone, struggling to complete various unpleasant and laborious jobs, but unbeknown to them, the rest of the group will be living in luxury.
At the beginning of the task, each Housemate will be asked to choose a numbered locker, from one to 10. The Housemate that chooses number one will unknowingly become 'The Sap' and be sent to work in Room 101, in the newly-revealed Big Brother Workhouse. They will then be forced to clock in every morning for hours of arduous labour.
but while the Sap thinks his or her fellow Housemates are also toiling away behind closed doors, they will in fact be whiling away the hours quaffing champagne and gobbling chocolate. The rest of the House must convince the Sap that they too have been sweating it out in the Workhouse.
If they fail to hoodwink the lone employee or are sussed out, none of the Housemates will receive their food budget next week, including the Sap. If they are successful there'll be prizes in store.
Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=550)
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 04:28 PM
She's refusing to do it! :shocked:
Linny
19-06-2005, 04:29 PM
this is so funny, what is BB going to do now I wonder
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 04:30 PM
They won't want them to fail the task straight off!
They might accept a substitute, but Vanessa will almost certainly be put for nomination
Fancy choosing Vanessa! She's a big wimp!
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 04:33 PM
They had to choose lockers, whoever chose number 1 was unlucky :joker:
Linny
19-06-2005, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Amy
Fancy choosing Vanessa! She's a big wimp!
Its partly Vans fault for wanting to be first :( and here i was wishing hard it was going to be one of the three amigos although in hindsight they would of done it well I suspect.
Dear god Vanessa you prat! I could handle maggots! Maggots are clean creatures that I used to use when I went fishing with my Dad! Maggots just wriggle! That's it!
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 04:41 PM
Maxwell is now in, Vanessa aint gonna be liked much!
looks like maxwell has exchanged with her ..o what joy lol
Linny
19-06-2005, 04:42 PM
Yes! its Maxwell........ Actually i think he will be fun to watch :joker:
woo hoo! Bless Maxwell though for saving the others! Poor him MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:joker:
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 04:51 PM
Vanessa is happy now. How selfish and disrespectful
Originally posted by InTheHood
Vanessa is happy now. How selfish and disrespectful
Seriously if I was Vanessa I'd not take part in th efun bits I'd sit it out for two hours! Seriously!
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 05:00 PM
I agree. But she is so selfish, I don't expect to see any remorse. When she found out she had a massive smile
GabrielleisLove
19-06-2005, 05:03 PM
I don't blame Vanessa really.
Originally posted by InTheHood
When she found out she had a massive smile
I would have too mwahahahahahahaha
Linny
19-06-2005, 05:05 PM
Maybe by refusing to take part she will automatically be up for nomination... I actually feel a little sorry for Maxwell as regardless of anything he took her place to be kind, knowing he wouldnt have a problem with it but to reward Vanessa for refusing is not right
Vanessa has really annoyed me, shes now enjoying herself not even bothered about Maxwell.
After one glance at Room 101 Vanessa the Sap refused to complete her shift and now Maxwell has been forced to take her place.
Catching sight of a fly buzzing about, she stormed out of the workhouse corridor.
Close to tears, she blurted out, "I'm not doing it!" to her confused Housemates.
She refused to emerge from the toilet where she blubbed to Anthony, "I'd sooner be evicted. I just can't do it!"
Big Brother then decided to pick on worker number two - Maxwell.
He accepted the call to work without moaning and happily went off to face the maggot challenge.
Little does he know that by replacing Vanessa as the Sap he will be the only one of the group forced to endure the unpleasant task.
What are the odds Maxwell won't be too happy with Vanessa if he finds out?
Article Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=552)
It would'nt bother me if Vanessa was a little upset for what shes done but she really does'nt care, if i was Maxwell and ever found out i would probably go mental, she deserves it in my opinion.
In a hushed voice and barely holding back his giggles, Anthony revealed Big Brother's twist in this week's workhouse task.
The group slowly developed wide grins as Anthony explained they would never have to spend a second labouring inside the workhouse, but instead would be living luxury lifestyles.
Meanwhile, Maxwell was in Room 101 busy sorting through coloured maggots.
Far from feeling guilty, Vanessa who should have been in Maxwell's place as the Sap, grinned like a Cheshire cat on hearing the news without a hint of guilt.
The group have already set to work plotting various schemes that will ensure Maxwell never catches on to their secret. It is essential they keep quiet about their treats or everyone will fail.
No one was too bothered by Maxwell's unpleasant fate for too long as they watched him toiling away on the plasma screen.
Even close chum Anthony chuckled, "I actually feel sorry for him... not!"
Article Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=553)
InTheHood
19-06-2005, 05:28 PM
I'd expect Vanessa to show a considerable amount of gulit and sympathy for Maxwell.
It's like her foot injury, sometimes she could dance around, sometimes she could barely walk on crutches.
Sad thing is, it's warped baly already in gender in favour of the Males, so we need a couple of guys out
Vanessa bounded out to enjoy an evening of luxury while Maxwell, who had taken her place in the workhouse, handled maggots in Room 101.
Spying the various delights dotted about the garden, she ran out squealing with joy without one thought for poor Maxwell.
Jumping for joy on the bouncy castle, Vanessa didn't look to have a care in the world.
And whatever care she might have had went out of the window when she caught sight of the chocolate fountain.
"I actually feel like I'm in heaven," she giggled while stuffing her face with goodies.
Bounding about on a space hopper she cheered, "Thank you Big Brother!"
Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=554)
Devious Saskia has been thinking of ways to keep Maxwell in the dark about being a Sap rather than saving her beau from maggoty hell.
Whilst Maxwell sorts maggots in Room 101, the other Housemates have been enjoying a party in the garden with a chocolate fountain, bubble machine and space hoppers.
The party crew must hide their good fortune from Maxwell, and pretend that they too have been in the workhouse. Surprisingly, Saskia is leading the field in coming up with ways to fool her friend.
"We've got chocolate on our trousers," Saskia pointed out, fearful that Maxwell would see the stains and work out their secret. (Although surely chocolate stains could be interpreted in a far worse way?)
"We'll all wear our bikinis and swimming trucks rather than our uniforms every day," Saskia suggested unmoved by Maxwell's wriggling nightmare in Room 101.
But Roberto pointed out that, according to the rules, all Housemates must wear their uniforms at all times.
This didn't phase Saskia. "Okay," she said, thinking on her feet, "but we've got to go in there and wipe our trousers, we are messy," she told Housemates.
Article Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=555)
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