Marcusisms

[Daffodil]

Had anyone heard of the phrase 'cockblocker' before Marcus kept accusing BB of being one?? lol

Please list YOUR favourite Marcusisms so that the Oxford Concise English Dictionary can be pre-warned :elephant::devil::colour::pat::thumbs:

[Stephanie]

dicksplash :laugh:

[Chels]

poppycock :laugh:

[Claymores]

not an ism, but taking pictures of yourself on tne lav in various places is my fave Marcus story. He's certainly a hobbyist

[ange7]

cockblock isn't a Marcusisms... heard it loads of times before.

[HELLIWONTGO]

His best has to be 'I don't love Noirin'
She's called noirin but alas she isn't ig-noirin Marcus

[minx36]

Originally posted by ange7
cockblock isn't a Marcusisms... heard it loads of times before.

Where are you from? Is it a local saying?
I've lived all over the UK and never heard it?

[Claymores]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
His best has to be 'I don't love Noirin'
She's called noirin but alas she isn't ig-noirin Marcus
now if we had a £1 for every time "give me a cuddle" we'd be richer than Kenny!!!!

Marcus' stories are more legendary than Mario's - I loved Mario, don't know why not into Wolverine :puzzled: It's a Health & Safety thing from his breath maybe

[Claymores]

Originally posted by minx36
Originally posted by ange7
cockblock isn't a Marcusisms... heard it loads of times before.

Where are you from? Is it a local saying?
I've lived all over the UK and never heard it?

If lived all over - need a singul fish? as Karly might say on the Hill My Argentinian pal from BA is coming over and I've already taught her how to say it in Fifese

Toilets are down there Cec is answer to her

[SiCkBuLLeT]

Originally posted by stefani
dicksplash :laugh:

I saw that he called Siavash a Dicksplash jokingly :laugh2:

[AfroMullet]

He didnt make cockblocker, just popularised it.

[ange7]

Originally posted by minx36
Originally posted by ange7
cockblock isn't a Marcusisms... heard it loads of times before.

Where are you from? Is it a local saying?
I've lived all over the UK and never heard it?
lol I'm in Australia.

[Blueisthecolour]

Originally posted by Claymores
not an ism, but taking pictures of yourself on tne lav in various places is my fave Marcus story. He's certainly a hobbyist


Surely Marcus' best story was the "Fighting 100 Karate ninjas until the bones were literally sticking out of his feet"?

That was pure genius.
But then there are so many.

[ange7]

a marcusism would be when he talks of how he "sees" things others don't ... ie code for " I'm smarter than everyone because...."

[scot]

personal favourite - yeah, that's why i drink puddle water


oh, - and stuff like that

[Rozartytype]

"Noirin,I want a cuddle"

[Rozartytype]

"Oh that's easy,I could pull that truck with my bell end"

[Pierre-loso]

I am french and even i know what a cockblock is.

[ange7]

Originally posted by Rozartytype
"Noirin,I want a cuddle"
lol yep the way he says "Noooooirin????" in that sorry needy way.

"Noooooirin????.... can I have some N time?"
"Noooooirin????.... do you want some M time?"
"Noooooirin????....wanna shack up with me and my mum after BB? I have loads of cat food!....Noooooirin???? "

[Rozartytype]

Originally posted by ange7
"Noooooirin????....wanna shack up with me and my mum after BB? I have loads of cat food!....Noooooirin???? "

And they could have endless hours of fun playing with Marcus' collection of a 1000 ninja toys!

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by Daffodil
Had anyone heard of the phrase 'cockblocker' before Marcus kept accusing BB of being one?? lol


'Cock Block' is probably more of an Americanism (maybe started elsewhere.. does sound Aussie for some reason),
but,
Its been very popular for a few years in the US and eventually made its way up to Canada.
In fact there was finally a beer advert campaign featuring various cock-block scenarios. Girls going wild but their friend who is the sober one interfering etc.
but,
they used another word and I can't remember what it was now?
Something like 'clock-blocked' or 'jock blocked' for television.

Marcus probably got it from his toy-painting forum where he talks with other virgins 'as if' they are hearty sex scoundrels sometimes. Marcus is like a little 'god' to the rest of them.

*btw.. it may well have been Cairon who introduced it?

[JustKaz]

I've never heared saying CB before, not that i'm bothered lol.

Isms of marcus, this isn't one but he often slips up with porkies.

Marcus..I got strong stomach, can eat anything, notice how i dont swallow food? (something along those lines) and if he really thirsty he has drank 'puddle water! wtf? lol...these things said when they were going eat the kebabe shop leftovers.

Next clip

Norin explains about food poisoning and how dhe was very ill once,,, and ME! explains marcus oh and two weeks before BB did a food hygiene course lol

[ange7]

Originally posted by Rozartytype
Originally posted by ange7
"Noooooirin????....wanna shack up with me and my mum after BB? I have loads of cat food!....Noooooirin???? "

And they could have endless hours of fun playing with Marcus' collection of a 1000 ninja toys!
lol it's 3000! ( whispers: " all still in their original boxes!!!!" ) hehe what would a psychotherapist have to say about that? Maybe he saved them as proof that he was loved?..... once:devil:

[Pierre-loso]

Marcus probably got it from his toy-painting forum where he talks with other virgins 'as if' they are hearty sex scoundrels sometimes. Marcus is like a little 'god' to the rest of them.

*btw.. it may well have been Cairon who introduced it?

He probably got it by watching too many Seth Rogen's movies

[ange7]

Originally posted by ElProximo
Originally posted by Daffodil
Had anyone heard of the phrase 'cockblocker' before Marcus kept accusing BB of being one?? lol


'Cock Block' is probably more of an Americanism (maybe started elsewhere.. does sound Aussie for some reason),
but,
Its been very popular for a few years in the US and eventually made its way up to Canada.
In fact there was finally a beer advert campaign featuring various cock-block scenarios. Girls going wild but their friend who is the sober one interfering etc.
but,
they used another word and I can't remember what it was now?
Something like 'clock-blocked' or 'jock blocked' for television.

Marcus probably got it from his toy-painting forum where he talks with other virgins 'as if' they are hearty sex scoundrels sometimes. Marcus is like a little 'god' to the rest of them.

*btw.. it may well have been Cairon who introduced it?
" Girls going wild but their friend who is the sober one interfering etc." yep that's what it means here too. Plus the idea of a mate walking up to you at a bar when your trying to chat up a girl.
Don't know where the term came from but it's pretty self explanatory hehe

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by Pierre-loso


Marcus probably got it from his toy-painting forum where he talks with other virgins 'as if' they are hearty sex scoundrels sometimes. Marcus is like a little 'god' to the rest of them.

*btw.. it may well have been Cairon who introduced it?

He probably got it by watching too many Seth Rogen's movies

Oops.. then it might possibly be Canadian in origin.
I just can't see us making that up?

[Pierre-loso]

Might have been American pie 23 "the naked senior home weelchair mile run"

[ElProximo]

the idea of a mate walking up to you at a bar when your trying to chat up a girl.


Heh.. yeah that was the next version I heard and usually describing a buddy who is a disaster and ruins everyone elses chances of getting laid with some off-putting cringe-inducing behavior with women.

I think the new catchphrase for the male cockblocker might be changed to 'getting Marcused' or 'he Marcused our group last night' or 'The guy is a total Marcus' to go out with?

[scot]

Marcus invented the phrase. He is Man-God. All knowing. All powerfull.

[Rozartytype]

Marcus to BB...

"Would you like to discus the events of this evening"

[keithm1]

heard him say tit turd,

wtf is a tit turd,is he into scat or something.

[Shasown]

Originally posted by Rozartytype
Marcus to BB...

"Would you like to discus the events of this evening"

Yeah after throwing Kenny off the roof, he went back into the house, washed up in the kitchen tidied up around the house then went into the diary room and opened with that line.

Pure Class