TrafficoneMan
24-07-2009, 01:41 PM
I hear that when he does a push up he pushes the world down
also i hear that Superman wears Marcus P.J's
and when marcus prays he prays to himself
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Marcus instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a mullet and mutton chops .
Marcus sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Marcus roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Marcus does not sleep. He waits
When Marcus falls in water, Marcus doesn't get wet. Water gets marcus
Marcus CAN believe it's not butter
also i hear that Superman wears Marcus P.J's
and when marcus prays he prays to himself
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Marcus instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a mullet and mutton chops .
Marcus sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Marcus roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Marcus does not sleep. He waits
When Marcus falls in water, Marcus doesn't get wet. Water gets marcus
Marcus CAN believe it's not butter