SAS Commando Marcus

[Novo]

You got that right tom :thumbs2:

[charliecharles]

They should set a fight up, Tom would kill him wouldn't he?

[30stone]

AHAHAHAH

Big brother made him sound like a nob!

Me and my brother are laughing so much,
Like he could do anything LOL

[Marc]

Marcus : "he'll know the meaning of pain" :laugh2: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[30stone]

Originally posted by charliecharles
They should set a fight up, Tom would kill him wouldn't he?

No andy loves marcus to much to say anything bad about him, but yes Tom would have him inside 30 seconds.

[Novo]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
Marcus : "he'll know the meaning of pain" :laugh2: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Yeah Tom's remains would be splatted on the BB wall

[chris1232]

Be good to see to be fair!
Marcus would go mad, I don't think Tom is everything he seems, He's on steroids me thinks. FAKE FAKE FAKE.

[doublewit]

Im not sure who would win.

First instinct would be Tom. Then again Marcus probably got more courage.

Flab v Muscle.


PS. not saying Tom hasnt courage. I mean Marcus seems like he is the rougher of the 2.

[30stone]

Originally posted by chris1232
Be good to see to be fair!
Marcus would go mad, I don't think Tom is everything he seems, He's on steroids me thinks. FAKE FAKE FAKE.

1 He is not on steroids and hasn't been for at least 6 weeks.
2 How does it make him fake, yet another person that knows next to nothing about steroids..

[charliecharles]

Originally posted by doublewit
Im not sure who would win.

First instinct would be Tom. Then again Marcus probably got more courage.

Flab v Muscle.


PS. not saying Tom hasnt courage. I mean Marcus seems like he is the rougher of the 2.

Underneath the adolescent bravado Marcus strikes me as the softest person in there, note how he helped siavash get of the wall when he was scared.

Bravery is one thing but when the other bloke is twice as strong and fitter, did you see how marcus was panting when on the wall with kenny, it doesn't help much.

[CaPPa]

Originally posted by charliecharles
They should set a fight up, Tom would kill him wouldn't he?

No, Marcus would destroy Tom in a fight.

Tom may have big muscles but Marcus has fought his way through 100 ninjas and killed men with just a flick of his eyebrow. If he unleashed the full fury of the wolverine on Tom then it would be a 2 hit fight - Marcus hitting Tom and then the ambulance hitting 60mph as it took Tom off to the emergency ward.

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by .Andy.
You got that right tom :thumbs2:

yes he did :thumbs: Tom is roid clown

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by 30stone

1 He is not on steroids and hasn't been for at least 6 weeks.


eh? so what is the difference?

[tramp-stamp]

do the SAS threaten to spray cherry pop on the sofas if they get told off

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by tramp-stamp
do the SAS threaten to spray cherry pop on the sofas if they get told off

maybe they do. but siavash is the one who clean it.

[Locke.]

Anymore cheek from Tom and Marcus will be smashing his head in on the bars of the jail.

[bansheewails]

I may have to come out and join the marcus fan club!

:bigsmile:

[Shasown]

Boll ox Marcus isnt fit enough or psychologically balanced enough to be either SAS or a Commando, by the way there is no such thing as an SAS commando

[scot]

Originally posted by charliecharles
Originally posted by doublewit
Im not sure who would win.

First instinct would be Tom. Then again Marcus probably got more courage.

Flab v Muscle.


PS. not saying Tom hasnt courage. I mean Marcus seems like he is the rougher of the 2.

Underneath the adolescent bravado Marcus strikes me as the softest person in there, note how he helped siavash get of the wall when he was scared.

Bravery is one thing but when the other bloke is twice as strong and fitter, did you see how marcus was panting when on the wall with kenny, it doesn't help much.


eh? get tae France...you right in the heid btw.

Tom actually fancies Marcus. He's in love with him ffs.

And if it came to square go Marcus would make tom cry like a wee girl.

and marcus flew up that wall like a kick ass ninja baby.

get tae yir bed ya radge :banana:

[scot]

Tom has never had a f#cking scrap in his puff...a wee lassie.

[CaPPa]

Originally posted by Shasown
Boll ox Marcus isnt fit enough or psychologically balanced enough to be either SAS or a Commando, by the way there is no such thing as an SAS commando

If there was such a thing as a SAS Commando then Marcus would likely be one of the few men that would be up to the challenge.

It would be more likely that they would create a special team built around him though, perhaps called the M-Men or something like that.

[BB22]

SAS Commando?

If SAS Commandos actually existed Marcus would be their instructor.... and they still would not be able to live up to his monumental standards. :thumbs2:

[patriot10]

SAS = sad and single (with a mullet)

[AfroMullet]

Marcus will teach Tom the meanig of pain, Tom wont find nothing funny when Marcus puts his ****ing fist through his face.

[eviled2]

Marcus is way too 'ard for the SAS.
He would give Rambo a good slapping too.

:elephant:

[jimmymckooel]

When Kenneth was taking about being face to face with the most dangerous men in the world, he was talking about Marcus. Marcus is one tough mother****er and if Bruce Lee was still alive, Marcus would be one mean proposition for Mr Lee.

[Shasown]

When talking about hard, being hard or knowing hard men, marcus, Ken and tom dont know their arses from their elbows, they are all publicity seeking tw@ts.