Caption Competition: Marcus

[hennessy]

Ok not a competition but just for a laugh...



Only Wolverine could smell the 100 ninja approaching!!!
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/big_brother_9_040609/marcus_2444293.jpg

[Saywhat]

I'm ****ing hard I am!

[tingting]

the scent of a woman.

[IsleOfWeather]

"Excuse me is this the line for Marley and Me?"

[hennessy]

Wolverine was glad that mum used Persil...

[Mr.X]

I'm a woman magnet just watch my moves.

[30stone]

* try to look as hard as possible, i am hard i am big!! *

Convincing himself, even thought we all know he's slightly deluded.

[Harry!]

Noirin you will be save with me now.

[Mutteroo]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:devil:

[ANTCOLONY]

"does my chin look big in this" :laugh3:

[HELLIWONTGO]

And Bruce Lee said to me Marcus you are the man!

[Saywhat]

Originally posted by Ghostface77
Ok not a competition but just for a laugh...



Only Wolverine could smell the 100 ninja approaching!!!
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/big_brother_9_040609/marcus_2444293.jpg


Look at the lads behind me, they ****ing idolize me already!

[ange7]

Marcus wanks off his 2 invisible friends

[Marc]

'what disgusting excuses for human beings you all are'

[Saywhat]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
'what disgusting excuses for human beings you all are'

Why thank you lol

[ange7]

"mama let me shaves ma self today"

[Saywhat]

Originally posted by ange7
"mama let me shaves ma self today"

+1 LOL

[ange7]

"what day is it today?... 4 wrist bands means it's wednesday!"

[ange7]

I can haz fail

[IsleOfWeather]

"The facial hair? - its called the muff-divers friend"

[ange7]

Gay guy in background checking out Marcus's @rse thinks :" ooowww you can stab me wolverine!"

[Stephanie]

i could kill all of them dick-splashes behind me with one touch of the lethal eyebrow.

[ange7]

Originally posted by stefani
i could kill all of them dick-splashes behind me with one touch of the lethal eyebrow.
Gay guy in background says yes to dick splash

[hennessy]

The yellow and blue spandex costume was in the wash

[Luanda]

I'm so hard I only shave my upper arms.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/big_brother_9_040609/marcus_2444293.jpg [/quote]

[Luanda]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/big_brother_9_040609/marcus_2444293.jpg [/quote]

Okay dick splashers, can you grow a fully formed man from your left shoulder?

[ange7]

"did I leave the gas on?"

[Rozartytype]

"I hope mommy will be alright for the next few weeks"

[Rozartytype]

"Oi you,with that camera-what you lookin'at?"

[hennessy]

Marcus sized up the crowd and knew he had an unfair advantage...

[Luanda]

Where did you say that glory hole was?

[ange7]

"mmm I smell whiskas oceanfish!! .... no wait ... Sardine!!"

[Twiggy]

Originally posted by Ghostface77
Wolverine was glad that mum used Persil... :laugh::spin2::cheer2::thumbs:

[28thapril]

Sh*t is that a mirror does my hair ok???:thumbs:

[Rozartytype]

"Damn! My piles are playing me up again.Now I know the meaning of pain"

[Patrick]

Originally posted by ange7
Marcus wanks off his 2 invisible friends


:joker::joker:

[Kore]

'I will never become creepy in the house and stalk another housemate':laugh:

[cleaner67]

Mum calls me her little soldier

[ange7]

"left foot... right foot... left foot..."

[chris1232]

"Don't stick that camera in my face you ca'nt"

[Addy]

Careful people, his eyebrows could kill you!