Marcus Quotes - The best one's

[Luanda]

Please add your favourite Marcus quotes here, this is my favourite.

"yeah thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing because my stomach juices are so strong and that."

[LemonJam]

My old Marcus fan club thread had at least 5 good quotes, but it got deleted :mad:

[chris1232]

My sig.:thumbs:

[Gav1983]

Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?

[setanta]

Marcus "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus"

[GypsyGoth]

Originally posted by setanta
Marcus "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus" :laugh2:

[CaraRawr]

All of his offensive names for Tom. xD

[Jack_]

"I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him"

"My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers"

"He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants"

[setanta]

"Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

[minx36]

Blah blah blah and everything like that!

[alc09]

Big Brother: ""At .... in a conversation with Noirin, you said, i will show him the meaning of pain"

Marcus: yeah thats from a film

[jgfrise]

"and stuff like that" - he punctuates every sentence with this phrase due to being so damn inarticulate:laugh:

[brisbanebroncos]

Sree, don't ***** about!

man that used to make me laugh all the times he said that.

[chris1232]

Rule 1, Sree not to act like a little ****! ahaha

[setanta]

"I think Sophie should have a talk to Big Brother cuz it is bordering on sexual harassment" that was so funny

[Oooo_get_her]

Originally posted by jgfrise
"and stuff like that" - he punctuates every sentence with this phrase due to being so damn inarticulate:laugh:

...an' this an' that an' the other...

Actually, that's my least favourite Marcus quote. I wish he'd drop it.

"Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?" mentioned above is my favourite, so far.

Also, didn't he say something about the fact that he likes to eat cat biscuits? :cat::thumbs2:

[Fendertele]

"This ain't Colditz mate"

[eviled2]

Cockbocker

[hennessy]

"I'm naturally strong, I don't get ill not even a cold"
something along those lines (he never said anything about mental illness)

[Captain.Remy]

"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

Big Brother: 'Marcus, is there anything you would like to say to Big Brother ?"
Marcus: "Yeah you're talking $hit"

:laugh2:

[AlwaysRight]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

Big Brother: 'Marcus, is there anything you would like to say to Big Brother ?"
Marcus: "Yeah you're talking $hit"

:laugh2:

Do not particularly like marcus but these ones were brilliant :hugesmile:


Cant deny the guy has some great oneliners

[matthewakisan]

To Sree: "Shut up you girl!"

[IsleOfWeather]

"the contours of my right testicle are an exact miniature copy of that of Mount Rushmore"

I think he told that to Charlie who replied

"hmmm, I would have said that Mount Rushmore is more of a monumental granite sculpture myself"

[matthewakisan]

To Noirin on Hira "...nah...I don't think much of her. I think she's a ******ing idiot to tell you the truth."

[WOMBAI]

Originally posted by setanta
"I think Sophie should have a talk to Big Brother cuz it is bordering on sexual harassment" that was so funny

For once we agree!!

Don't agree with a lot of your comments - but you are quite observant and sometimes quite funny!

Just an observation!

[matthewakisan]

"...What a load of Wank!"

[luminoussun]

I could kill him with my eyebrow lol

[dwarling]

Originally posted by AlwaysRight
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

Big Brother: 'Marcus, is there anything you would like to say to Big Brother ?"
Marcus: "Yeah you're talking $hit"

:laugh2:

Do not particularly like marcus but these ones were brilliant :hugesmile:


Cant deny the guy has some great oneliners :laugh2::laugh2:

[Shasown]

4 ton, I could pull that with my bellend

Will reap the whirlwind

[GypsyGoth]

When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:

"I'd rather do something like… set fire to ourselves"

This was a ploy to take out Siavash and Tom, 'cause Marcus is immune to fire.

[matthewakisan]

"I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse!"

[setanta]

To Tom.... "you're not all that and a bag of potato chips" something along those lines

[cleaner67]

He said something along the lines of
Having two brains the one he uses in the house and the other one when he`s outside

[Luanda]

He was given a token in the diary room and then said something along the lines of, "this is rock n roll" and smashed something. Big Brother then confiscated his token.

Marcus is priceless.

[Patrick]

How would you like cheryade all over your diary room chair? :bigsmile

And...

BB: "Is there anything else you want to say marcus??"
"Yeah your talken ****"




Lmao last night...

Tom: "Your little crush on noirin is boring"
Marcus "Dont tell me its boring because its not!"

[Melly.Moo]

He may be a bit creepy and if you saw him in a dark alley you'd c**p yourself but he is excellent entertainment.
Even if alot of what he says is b***s**t, it's is so funny!

He needs to stay in!!!

[xmynxiex]

he also stated in the diary room

"i am the X-factor" LOL

[HarryRag]

"Tom Is a Wanker'" :thumbs2:

[C4_spoil_BB]

"that is verging on sexual harassment"

[cookiemonster]

Noirin: are you gonna talk to me tomorrow
Marcus: probably not

and the cherryade one

[Boudicca]

"When I look at you and I talk to you, when am I ever wrong??"

Loving the "I am the X factor quote" too!!!

He's possibly the biggest weirdo ever but easily the most entertaining in the house!

[HAG]

:mad:Marcus is a complete lunatic! but entertaining:colour::cheer2:

[alc09]

'here's some rock n roll for ya'

[setanta]

What was the one were he told them to man up and do the task....put everything into it? I wish i could remember part of it, because it would be beautiful to have before his rendition of Greensleeves..... that was classic

[matthewakisan]

To Noirin and Halfwit on Tom entering the house:
"I could see he was Mr. game player straight away...I think they put him in here to cross wits with me, see him die on his arse...It's gonna be hilarious".

[matthewakisan]

"I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson".

[carpetman0569]

Originally posted by alc09
Big Brother: ""At .... in a conversation with Noirin, you said, i will show him the meaning of pain"

Marcus: yeah thats from a film [b] QUALITY!! Thought i was the only one to catch that corker. Hope he stays and Lisa the Les goes....

[aremjay]

He said to Tom something along the lines of:

I understand people so well that in a room full of people in 10 seconds I can tell you exactly what their minds are like and what they'll all be doing for a month.

[Novo]

Frogs are slimey toads are warty

[Shasown]

"That was boll0cks it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of adrian mole"

BB:"Mathematical sense or nonsense" Marcus :"you wan-ker!"

BB: "You have just forfeited your 3 tokens" Marcus: "oh dont be a prick"

[hennessy]

But the Magnus Opus has to be the 100 man fight talk.
My bladder tore open that night and I've been having trouble since.
I don't regret it.

[persephone]

"I know enough about the mind to know just where people go wrong in their lives"

"Your own thoughts in your head are not your own thoughts, they're all fake thoughts"

"In this house I don't fancy her"

"I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing"

"There's a reality brain and there's a BB brain... it's a 100% video game being in here... I really like her in a video game... I'd get jiggy with her but not because I fancy her"

[Boudicca]

"Didn't you ever watch Adrian Mole?"

[Oooo_get_her]

Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?

Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens:

Big Brother: No.

Marcus: :cloud:

[Boudicca]

AAAGGGHHH! Marcus has suddenly transferred his affections to Bea! Beware, Bea....

[londoner2009]

can i have a hug

[matthewakisan]

"Captain Cool does not suffer from jangilly nerves."

[matthewakisan]

I can scan a room in ten seconds flat and make a weeks' prediction of behavior in ten seconds.

[matthewakisan]

"I don't like these little peacock displays".

[matthewakisan]

On nikki grahame: "She's got nice long her and acceptable breasts".

[matthewakisan]

"This is probably the shittiest big brother ever".

[setanta]

He said something about the public just waiting for a meteorite to hit the house, cuz it's been so crap with them all just whinging on the telly.

[jess_ox]

Originally posted by setanta
"Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

:laugh:

[CarrAgger]

To Freddie about facing eviction he said something about "sticking his d*** through the mangle if he left"

[vladicus]

if they start having sex in the middle of the night he'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the "ball bag

[bigbrother10uk]

"This is probably the shittiest big brother ever".

On nikki grahame: "She's got nice long her and acceptable breasts".

"I don't like these little peacock displays".

I can scan a room in ten seconds flat and make a weeks' prediction of behavior in ten seconds.

"Captain Cool does not suffer from jangilly nerves."

can i have a hug

Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?
Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens:
Big Brother: No.

"Didn't you ever watch Adrian Mole?"

"I know enough about the mind to know just where people go wrong in their lives"

"Your own thoughts in your head are not your own thoughts, they're all fake thoughts"

"In this house I don't fancy her"

"I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing"

"There's a reality brain and there's a BB brain... it's a 100% video game being in here... I really like her in a video game... I'd get jiggy with her but not because I fancy her"

"...What a load of ***k!"

I could kill him with my eyebrow

When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:
"I'd rather do something like… set fire to ourselves"

"I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse!"

To Tom.... "you're not all that and a bag of potato chips"

How would you like cheryade all over your diary room chair?

BB: "Is there anything else you want to say marcus??"
"Yeah your talken ****"

Tom: "Your little crush on noirin is boring"
Marcus "Dont tell me its boring because its not!"

Noirin: are you gonna talk to me tomorrow
Marcus: probably not

"When I look at you and I talk to you, when am I ever wrong??"

'here's some rock n roll for ya'

To Noirin and Halfwit on Tom entering the house:
"I could see he was Mr. game player straight away...I think they put him in here to cross wits with me, see him die on his arse...It's gonna be hilarious".

"I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson".

Frogs are slimey toads are warty

"That was boll0cks it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of adrian mole"

BB:"Mathematical sense or nonsense" Marcus :"you wan-ker!"

BB: "You have just forfeited your 3 tokens" Marcus: "oh dont be a prick"

"yeah thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing because my stomach juices are so strong and that."

Marcus "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus"

"I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him"

"My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers"

"He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants"

"Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

"I think Sophie should have a talk to Big Brother cuz it is bordering on sexual harassment"

"I'm naturally strong, I don't get ill not even a cold"

To Sree: "Shut up you girl!"

To Noirin on Hira "...nah...I don't think much of her. I think she's a ******ing idiot to tell you the truth."

To Freddie about facing eviction he said something about "sticking his d*** through the mangle if he left"

BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a f uck to be honest

To big brother on Sree: "what I mean is to expose him....as somebody who's just a game planning little spiteful bastard"

"Even though most of the time talking to myself, especially in here, is the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation, it's still saddening at the same time".

To big brother after big brother says that using Sree's accent could be seen as culturally offensive:"You need to step right back from right now..that's absolute ********....Don't even start all of that ********, because when you start all of that it becomes something".

After Big Brother gives him a warning about the Sree incident: "I'm sorry, but that's double standards and a complete w*nk"

" noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yehh like shes seen the ******ing radio times?"

On Isaac's entry - Marcus: "I don't have to say a ****ing word"

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

"Even though most of the time talking to myself, especially in here, is the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation, it's still saddening at the same time".

[matthewakisan]

To big brother on Sree: "what I mean is to expose him....as somebody who's just a game planning little spiteful bastard"

[matthewakisan]

To big brother after big brother says that using Sree's accent could be seen as culturally offensive:"You need to step right back from right now..that's absolute bollocks....Don't even start all of that bollocks, because when you start all of that it becomes something".

[matthewakisan]

After Big Brother gives him a warning about the Sree incident: "I'm sorry, but that's double standards and a complete w*nk"

[phebes]

I love him.....and would deffo give him a hug if he wanted one. He's hilarious

[Shasown]

when he was chatting to Siavash in the sitting room a comment was made about the Isaac situation popping up and earlier in the week Noirin had said something along the lines of she would be seen as boring this week because she didnt have any good storylines.

Marcus came out with " yeah like she has seen the fuc king radio times"

[NONESHALLPASS]

Two quotes that i looved were

BB telling him off for helping kenny escape over the roof

marcus " yehh this isnt colditz mate"


and another one he said last night

" noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yehh like shes seen the ******ing radio times?"

LMAO

[AbyC]

"I can tell you the next week's events in 10 seconds" - Now that would be impressive Marcus, but I kinda get what you mean!

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by vladicus
if they start having sex in the middle of the night he'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the "ball bag

I so hope this is shown tonight :laugh:

[NONESHALLPASS]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by vladicus
if they start having sex in the middle of the night he'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the "ball bag

I so hope this is shown tonight :laugh: Ohh yes i forgot about that lol
I really hope they show it

[paulh_85]

BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a fcuk to be honest

:joker::joker::dance2:

[Shasown]

Originally posted by paulh_85
BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a fcuk to be honest

:joker::joker::dance2:
Yeah my monitor loved him for that one, was drinking coffee when he said that, needless to say it shot out of my nose.

[Boudicca]

Marcus to win!! He's sooo the man!

[Boudicca]

Marcus is going to crush Isaac like a grape. O yes.

[Ramsay]

Originally posted by paulh_85
BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a fcuk to be honest

:joker::joker::dance2:

epic beyond all proportion

[Boudicca]

On Isaac's entry - Marcus: "I don't have to say a ****ing word"

At least Marcus and Siavash can be friends now. The two coolest guys in the house!

[paulh_85]

marcus: just keep it in your big brother brain! :lovedup:

[bigbrother10uk]

Originally posted by paulh_85
oh no!!! how do i delete! lol :whistle:

click edit
then down at the bottom check delete this message
then clik edit post :thumbs:

[paulh_85]

ah thankyou! :elephant:

[UFCchampion]

hahahaha!!!!

cant top laughing about the natterjack toad thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matthewakisan]

In the diary room when talking about Tom. He said something along the lines of Tom having that managerial style that drives him up the wall and that Tom has not come across somebody that was bulletproof.

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by Shasown
Originally posted by paulh_85
BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a fcuk to be honest

:joker::joker::dance2:
Yeah my monitor loved him for that one, was drinking coffee when he said that, needless to say it shot out of my nose.

:laugh:

[matthewakisan]

"Reap the whirlwind!"

[Bendzz]

One of my favorites is him in the diary room,

BB: "On a scale of 1-10 how cool are you?"

Marcus: "10! thatsa pathetic question which you should have already known the answer to! more than 10! You cant rate me! You cant get no cooler, i was born to be the man! Its a done deal, its done and dusted, set in stone! Whatever i do is cool, i just am cool, breath cool, sleep cool, **** cool! I just am cool, captain cool as **** thats me!"

[alc09]

'They are probably on ebay as we speak' regarding Noirin taking Siavash' earings.

[Dillinger]

did anyone else see him, siavash and bea talking about their favourite films quite late on LF the other night?

his rant about the blair witch project was gold

and talking about how "****ing epic" the dollars trilogy is
his favourite film is the good the bad and the ugly :thumbs:

marcus ftw

[alc09]

Dillinger your avatar and signature are brilliant :thumbs:

[matthewakisan]

lying down, underneath the covers, as Sree messes up the 'Ice Cream, You Scream' task: "****ing useless".

[shash]

tonight's one, after Noirin's eviction and Isaac walking out

Marcus [very perkily] : "Now we've got more duvets to take out into the garden" :tongue:

[vladicus]

BB wankers take me to America please, I will be ready in a few minutes

[charmingmissc]

Marcus decided to take his woes direct to the Diary Room and told Big Brother that “life in house was not exciting and he wanted to do Task’s like alligator wrestling. He also said the new HM’s were all sizzle and no steak. He called David a ‘gutty ********’ and said that Bea was negative.”

Careful what you wish for Marcus, Big Brother happens to be very fond of alligator's

todays
i am still laughing..

:laugh2::laugh3::laugh2::laugh3:
:kiss:

[eviled2]

"all sizzle and no steak" LOL

He's da man! :elephant:

[C4_spoil_BB]

"That is verging on sexual harrassment"