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Ross

25-07-2009, 09:33 PM

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25/07/09 - A car crashed into my mates car earlier and I hurt my toe and her car has a big dent in the side. FML.

Gemmer-x

25-07-2009, 09:36 PM

I had to work all day today despite having a sore throat and being absolutely shattered having returned from a university resedential trip late last night. FML.
:(

30stone

25-07-2009, 09:36 PM

Good idea Ross, i think its definately needed lol.

None today though lol :hugesmile:

Ross

25-07-2009, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by 30stone
Good idea Ross, i think its definately needed lol.

None today though lol :hugesmile:
That's good. FYL. :love:

Ninastar

25-07-2009, 09:37 PM

Shaun isnt here for the final of elimination. FML!

this goes for many,.

MarkWaldorf

25-07-2009, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by Ninastar
Shaun isnt here for the final of elimination. FML!

this goes for many,.

25-07-2009, 10:12 PM

25/07/09 - We went to a nice restaurant for my mum's birthday meal; and she got a bit tipsy and started telling this story about how the other day my dad had to wipe the cat's bum and the cat "enjoyed" it, so she's started calling him a "petophile"... She talks quite loudly... FML

Noel

25-07-2009, 10:45 PM

I stood with my back to the sun for too long today, now the backs of my legs are red raw.

FML.

Benjamin

26-07-2009, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by Zee
25/07/09 - We went to a nice restaurant for my mum's birthday meal; and she got a bit tipsy and started telling this story about how the other day my dad had to wipe the cat's bum and the cat "enjoyed" it, so she's started calling him a "petophile"... She talks quite loudly... FML

:laugh2:

Your mum sounds hilarious.

That's the kind of thing my mum would do at a Restaurant. lol.

26-07-2009, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by ukturtle
Originally posted by Zee
25/07/09 - We went to a nice restaurant for my mum's birthday meal; and she got a bit tipsy and started telling this story about how the other day my dad had to wipe the cat's bum and the cat "enjoyed" it, so she's started calling him a "petophile"... She talks quite loudly... FML

:laugh2:

Your mum sounds hilarious.

That's the kind of thing my mum would do at a Restaurant. lol.

She is, but my God I've never wanted to die so much before LOL. Oh man...

Ross

26-07-2009, 12:43 AM

I need to get to sleep as I have a busy day tomorrow but have 8 days off from work. I can't sleep though. FML.

Shaun

26-07-2009, 06:52 AM

It's Sunday morning and I woke at 5am. After going to sleep at 3am. FML.

But then spent the morning driving along to Thriller and it was a great night, so FYL.

Princess

26-07-2009, 07:19 AM

3 weeks ago I was outside Wembley Stadium going to see my boys,now I'm stuck in miserable Ireland missing them. FML

Ninastar

26-07-2009, 08:32 PM

I was just scratched by a cat. its bleeding and it stings. I want to cry. FML

MarkWaldorf

26-07-2009, 08:33 PM

I just found out a Rachel Stevens song was about anal. FML

Ramsay

26-07-2009, 08:34 PM

My best friend is lately being a complete bitch to me since she started going out with my other best friend..2 of my best friends going out isnt good as it used to be the 3 of us but from now on it will just be the 2 of them and ill be phased out..FML

Ross

26-07-2009, 09:36 PM

My haircut tomorrow. Goodbye long hair. FML.

MrGaryy

26-07-2009, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by kerplunk124
My best friend is lately being a complete bitch to me since she started going out with my other best friend..2 of my best friends going out isnt good as it used to be the 3 of us but from now on it will just be the 2 of them and ill be phased out..FML

OMG that does suck. i know how that feels, i´ve been on both ends.

anywhoo,

I´m risking my life by walking through a Spanish holiday resort complex because I want to play an internet game that much. I have a feeling the guy beside me may be a drug dealer. FML

And now I think he saw waht I just wrote. FML

Ross

26-07-2009, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by MrGaryy
Originally posted by kerplunk124
My best friend is lately being a complete bitch to me since she started going out with my other best friend..2 of my best friends going out isnt good as it used to be the 3 of us but from now on it will just be the 2 of them and ill be phased out..FML

OMG that does suck. i know how that feels, i´ve been on both ends.

anywhoo,

I´m risking my life by walking through a Spanish holiday resort complex because I want to play an internet game that much. I have a feeling the guy beside me may be a drug dealer. FML

And now I think he saw waht I just wrote. FML

R.I.P. FYL.

Arneldo

26-07-2009, 10:18 PM

last night a fit guy said he was gay. i slapped his arse. he was joking. FML.

LemonJam

29-07-2009, 03:40 PM

Today, I was really thirsty, so I went to the shop to buy a drink. I felt like some relentless, which is around £2. As soon as I opened the can, a fly flew into it. FML.

Lauren

29-07-2009, 03:42 PM

I offered to buy my mum a pizza takeaway tonight cos we're home alone, she agreed she wanted a takeaway, but instead wants a Chinese. It's now going to cost me like £10 more. FML.

Captain.Remy

29-07-2009, 03:43 PM

Today, I broke my front tooth and I didn't feel anything. Now I look like a rabbit. My colleagues realized it and started shouting in the office 'EVERYONE FOLLOWS THE WHITE RABBIT'. In front of my boss. FML.

Hugo

29-07-2009, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Arneldo
last night a fit guy said he was gay. i slapped his arse. he was joking. FML.

LMAO

Ross

29-07-2009, 04:08 PM

Tonight I am going out clubbing. I can't find anything to wear and I have no money. FML.

Benjamin

29-07-2009, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by Arneldo
last night a fit guy said he was gay. i slapped his arse. he was joking. FML.

LMAO

:laugh2:

Jayson

29-07-2009, 04:48 PM

I just came back on to TiBB after a week and was eliminated from the Mole a few nights ago. FML.

Marc

29-07-2009, 04:50 PM

I've been on TiBB all day. FML

Jayson

29-07-2009, 04:51 PM

Just seen that Marcus is up for eviction in BB. FML.

Gemmer-x

29-07-2009, 06:15 PM

It hasn't stopped raining ALL day and i feel like crap, it's so cold. FML.

Ramsay

29-07-2009, 06:18 PM

I miss Sree
FML

Lauren

29-07-2009, 06:19 PM

I ordered a small pepperoni pizza and they sent me this great huge monstrosity calzone thing that has peppers and onions in.... can't eat it. FML.

LemonJam

29-07-2009, 07:23 PM

Today, I was on till at M&S. An annoyed customer came in, I said 'hi' as we have to, she deathstared me and carried on throwing her items at me. When I finished scanning I said that's £34.89. She said "****ing hell that's stupidly expensive" I thought in my head "Well you shouldn't of ****ing come here." Apparently my inner voice doesn't work. I said it out loud. FML.

Marc

29-07-2009, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by LemonJam
Today, I was on till at M&S. An annoyed customer came in, I said 'hi' as we have to, she deathstared me and carried on throwing her items at me. When I finished scanning I said that's £34.89. She said "****ing hell that's stupidly expensive" I thought in my head "Well you shouldn't of ****ing come here." Apparently my inner voice doesn't work. I said it out loud. FML.

LMAO!! James FTW

Firewire

29-07-2009, 07:26 PM

LemonJam

29-07-2009, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by LemonJam
Today, I was on till at M&S. An annoyed customer came in, I said 'hi' as we have to, she deathstared me and carried on throwing her items at me. When I finished scanning I said that's £34.89. She said "****ing hell that's stupidly expensive" I thought in my head "Well you shouldn't of ****ing come here." Apparently my inner voice doesn't work. I said it out loud. FML.

LMAO!! James FTW

I'm shocked and lucky that she didn't complain LOL

Jayson

29-07-2009, 07:41 PM

I'm having soup for dinner. FML.

bronaaaa

29-07-2009, 08:52 PM

Ross

30-07-2009, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Lauren
I ordered a small pepperoni pizza and they sent me this great huge monstrosity calzone thing that has peppers and onions in.... can't eat it. FML.

LMFAO. Made me laugh.

Ross

30-07-2009, 03:05 PM

Last night I went out clubbing. I woke up this morning in someone's house who I work with and I'm not even close to them and I bet they spread around that I slept with them. She is a slag. FML.

Ramsay

01-08-2009, 12:01 AM

got 2 new kittens and their basically raping eachother..their both males..FML

Jayson

01-08-2009, 12:19 AM

LMAO kerplunk :joker:

TiBB went down for about an hour whilst Noirin was being evicted. FML.

Gemmer-x

01-08-2009, 02:03 PM

my dad's asleep on the other sofa and he keeps twitching/shouting in his sleep and although it's pretty funny, he keeps making me jump and nearly shat me pants FML

Lauren

01-08-2009, 02:07 PM

My bf has took to calling me a new pet name. Unfortunately, it's "Boobs". FML.

Hugo

01-08-2009, 02:15 PM

I'm organising a get together at my house and text a friend saying I don't want a certain person there because they're annoying always tag along. I sent it to that certain person by mistake. FML.

Ramsay

01-08-2009, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Hugo
I'm organising a get together at my house and text a friend saying I don't want a certain person there because they're annoying are always tag along. I sent it to that certain person by mistake. FML.

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Scarlett.

01-08-2009, 03:41 PM

My Xbox 360 got a "E73" (I dont know what it is either) and Microsoft expect ME to pay for the repair FML

LemonJam

12-08-2009, 08:36 PM

Today at work, a man came in who was missing his right hand. He tried packing his bag but was obviously struggling, so I said "Need a hand?" He deathstared me. FML

Hugo

12-08-2009, 08:38 PM

LMFAO JAMES.

Mrluvaluva

12-08-2009, 08:39 PM

:laugh:

LemonJam

12-08-2009, 08:40 PM

I'm actually the most stupid person in the world, I didn't realise what I said until he left LOL

Gemmer-x

12-08-2009, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by LemonJam
Today at work, a man came in who was missing his right hand. He tried packing his bag but was obviously struggling, so I said "Need a hand?" He deathstared me. FML

really? LOL! :joker:

LemonJam

12-08-2009, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Originally posted by LemonJam
Today at work, a man came in who was missing his right hand. He tried packing his bag but was obviously struggling, so I said "Need a hand?" He deathstared me. FML

really? LOL! :joker:

Yeah, most my fails are at work on till LOL

12-08-2009, 08:41 PM

bronaaaa

12-08-2009, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by LemonJam
I'm actually the most stupid person in the world, I didn't realise what I said until he left LOL

No no, I still haven't got it :conf2:

LemonJam

12-08-2009, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
I'm actually the most stupid person in the world, I didn't realise what I said until he left LOL

No no, I still haven't got it :conf2:

He was missing a hand, I said "Need a hand?" D:

bronaaaa

12-08-2009, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
I'm actually the most stupid person in the world, I didn't realise what I said until he left LOL

No no, I still haven't got it :conf2:

He was missing a hand, I said "Need a hand?" D:

:laugh2:
Aww rage!

Ross

13-08-2009, 04:41 PM

Today in work a muslim guy was asking me "Where you melons, melons?". I took it to the melons and he went "No, no melons!!" - I said "Yes, here are the melons!". He wanted lemons. FML.

Benjamin

13-08-2009, 05:02 PM

PMSL laughing Ross. Similar thing happened at work with me yesterday. Some guy was asking for Bread Rolls but because of his accent I thought he said bowls, so i took him two bowls. FML.