View Full Version : Revenge is soooo sweet
I was at the cinema tonight to see Pelham 123 (good film, go see it!)
After the film ended, I went to the toilet. Came out of the toilet to discover all of my friends had disappeared. A bit miffed, I wandered down the stairs of the cinema, to discover that nope, they were gone. "Funny" joke, eh? So, I left the cinema and walked home alone. I was meant to be getting a lift from my friend who'd passed his driving test today, and I'd left a DVD in his car, so I was expecting some kind of text/call on my way home from someone asking me where I was; but I got nothing.
My Dad came home from the pub, so we decided that he'd text a few of my friends playing the role of the "concerned parent", asking them where I was as it had been over an hour since the film ended and I'd promised I'd be home etc... he got a call back almost immediately from one of my friends who was clearly panicking about where I'd gone. By this point, I'd switched my phone off for maximum hilarity, so by now I expect my friends are all texting each other wondering where I am and so on...
Revenge is soooo sweet. I'm appearing offline on Facebook, so I'm thinking any minute now there'll be a few Facebook statuses on the go asking if anyone knows where I am..
:laugh2:
Locke.
29-07-2009, 10:38 PM
LOL :joker:
Would love to do that
I'm actually close to peeing myself. I can't wait for tomorrow morning to turn my phone on and be like WAAAAY see what happens when you ditch me! Ahahahahahaahahaha!!
Lauren
29-07-2009, 10:45 PM
Hahahaha harsh, but they deserve it!! You cruel man!
So mischievous...
LOL, but that's hilarious. :laugh:
Dont "turn up" tonight and get your dad in on the joke :tongue:
My dad turned his phone off too, he was like "tell them you stayed over at some girl's house tomorrow morning", I've not decided what I'll say tomorrow yet. I'm speaking to my best friend (he's away in France), telling him what I did, he's absolutely crying with laughter, so he's not gonna tell anyone, he's gonna wind them all up more if they speak to him tonight hahahahaha.
What a bunch of muppets bahahahaha!!
30stone
29-07-2009, 10:58 PM
LOL thats quality !!
Ramsay
29-07-2009, 11:02 PM
hahahah man thats legendary i wish i would be able to do something along the lines of that
i got ditched by my friends yesterday:laugh2:
Ninastar
29-07-2009, 11:03 PM
tell them you fell over and hit your head walking home. you were unconsious for 4 hours and then your dad found you.
Lol. I dont know. tell them something that wouldnt have happened if they ha waited for you and had taken you home. If you get me lol.
King Gizzard
29-07-2009, 11:17 PM
amazing, ownage of the highest level.
Okay so tomorrow morning I'm going to go on Facebook and post something like "Check your mail, I had the scariest night ever" to my best friend (the one in on the joke), I'm gonna tell people that I took a pee in public on my way home, couple of police officers walked past and were like "you can't do that in public", so I'm all like "but I needed to pee" and they threaten me with a fine; I get cheeky so they call for the police van and I get taken to the cells for the night and get home at about 11am tomorrow morning.
Some of the guys were outside my house like half an hour ago; they phoned the house so my dad answered and came through to my room and was like "you sort it out", so I just sat and listened to them talking on the phone, then they hung up because "Mike" (my dad) wasn't speaking back to them on the phone; and they drove off.
This is soooo funny!!!
Princess
29-07-2009, 11:40 PM
Hahahaha Greg this sounds brilliant!
Serves them right,that's a crap thing to do to your friend.
I know, I was a bit peeved, there were 10 of us there, it's pretty lame of 9 people to go and disappear on me, especially when one of them was meant to be giving me a lift home! Ah well, I'm having fun now haahahahaha.
Nicky.
29-07-2009, 11:47 PM
Hahahaha!
This sounds great Greg LOL
Keep us updated, I'm laughing to myself now!! Nothing better than revenge! Xx
I'm off to bed. Tomorrow morning will be HILARIOUS!!
Hahahaahahahaahahah
g'night TiBB!
KillER
30-07-2009, 01:59 AM
thats brill xD loving the night in the cells idea :P im sure they wont be ditching you again after this xDDDD we want updates tomorrow! well, i do!
Mrluvaluva
30-07-2009, 12:29 PM
Are you gonna tell them the truth eventually or just carry on the joke?
LOL! cruel but funny, they deserve it
xDramatick
30-07-2009, 12:37 PM
LMFAO.
I don't blame you, I'd do the same.
Revenge<3
pinkmichk
30-07-2009, 01:03 PM
:laugh2: excellent how did it turn out this morning with them?
Lauren
30-07-2009, 01:03 PM
lol I wanna know what happened.
Woke up this morning at 1pm, that wasn't planned, but hey, they longer they wait, the funnier it is! Posted a comment on Facebook to my best friend:
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/HAHA.jpg
Went out to go put my name forward for some volunteer work in the British Heart Foundation shop; turned my phone on on my way into town; I had HEAPS of messages from most of the people there last night asking if I'm okay etc.
I think I'll keep winding them up until tonight and then tell them all hahahahahahaha!!
Lauren
30-07-2009, 01:23 PM
Bahaha this is brilliant! You sly dog.
Jayson
30-07-2009, 01:23 PM
LOL, tell us what happened!
Mrluvaluva
30-07-2009, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Zee
I think I'll keep winding them up until tonight and then tell them all hahahahahahaha!!
How do you think they will take the truth?
They won't take it well; but I don't really care, my best friend's back on Saturday, I won't be mateless, and plus it serves them right, I think I might be like "hey guys that was all one big wind up. Don't ***** with me yeah?" stick on a pair of sunglasses, jump into a convertible and drive off into the sunset...
Well, maybe some of that, anyway :P.
Having a conversation with one of my friends on MSN now... this wind up is epic! I think I'll reveal that it's one big joke later tonight :laugh2:
MrGaryy
30-07-2009, 04:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Xz_ykhyjw
Ahahaha two of my friends blocked me and another's having a go at me now. I regret nothing.
Mrluvaluva
30-07-2009, 06:12 PM
Ahhhh...The cat is out of the bag. Lol
They're all like it's SICK!
I told one of the friends who was at the cinema but didn't go out looking for me. He found it funny. Apparently they all went searching for one of the girl's phones in the cinema; and Elle (who came out of the cinema with me when I went to the toilet) told them all I walked home? So yeah, her fault, but yeah now they're all pissed 'cause they got PUNK'D! Ahahahaha.
Christina
30-07-2009, 06:24 PM
LOL! That was so funny :laugh: You're an evil man Greg, an evil man :devil:
Yeah! They're all pissed off at me apparently; I'd better put on some Care Factor 15! :o
Hm, I'm going to go for a walk now, I feel as though my epic joke has slightly backfired, I need to rethink on what's funny and what's not :P.
But yeah I think they're only angry 'cause they fell for it so badly hahahah.
Mrluvaluva
30-07-2009, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Zee
Yeah! They're all p****d off at me apparently; I'd better put on some Care Factor 15! :o
Hm, I'm going to go for a walk now, I feel as though my epic joke has slightly backfired, I need to rethink on what's funny and what's not :P.
But yeah I think they're only angry 'cause they fell for it so badly hahahah.
They are bound to be pis$ed off with you as they feel stupid now. Give them a day or two to get over it and they will soon see the funny side.
Gemmer-x
30-07-2009, 06:51 PM
haha this is brilliant! :D
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Zee
Yeah! They're all p****d off at me apparently; I'd better put on some Care Factor 15! :o
Hm, I'm going to go for a walk now, I feel as though my epic joke has slightly backfired, I need to rethink on what's funny and what's not :P.
But yeah I think they're only angry 'cause they fell for it so badly hahahah.
They are bound to be pis$ed off with you as they feel stupid now. Give them a day or two to get over it and they will soon see the funny side.
Yeah that's what I'm doing. I see no reason for me to apologise; yes I was an ass but, well, they started it!
Hahahaha
Well... yeah, what do you expect? They all probably thought you were lying dead in a ditch somewhere, haha.
Originally posted by Enid
Well... yeah, what do you expect? They all probably thought you were lying dead in a ditch somewhere, haha.
That was the intention; bunch of muppets. Ah, if only I did these things and didn't get away with them. That'd serve me right. :laugh:
Lauren
30-07-2009, 08:35 PM
Greg will soon become the man who cried DEAD!
(That was meant to sound eerie).
Mrluvaluva
31-07-2009, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Lauren
Greg will soon become the man who cried DEAD!
(That was meant to sound eerie).
Mmm. Didn't work. Update please Greg.
Sticks
31-07-2009, 06:54 AM
There is an old saying, "When you set out to take revenge always dig two graves" (I got it from a bond movie)
Also remember the Boy who cried Wolf
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by Lauren
Greg will soon become the man who cried DEAD!
(That was meant to sound eerie).
Mmm. Didn't work. Update please Greg.
Well, one friend posted a Facebook status completely flaming me, it was hilarious, here's the screenshot:
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/Image1.jpg
A few of my friends started an argument with him before I even posted in it, I took the piss out of him, I think he came off looking more stupid than he was trying to make me look :laugh:.
I think he's the only one still annoyed at me. None of them find it funny (yet :P), but I think I'm getting away unscathed.
Muahahahahahaha...
Mrluvaluva
31-07-2009, 01:32 PM
They'll get over it soon. At least you made your point.
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