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Claymores
30-07-2009, 10:03 AM
From a deleted twitter regarding the Ho and her Bo:

#BB10 Marcus announces if they start having sex in the middle of the night he'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the "ball bag"


The man is a comedy genius :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

That had me in tears :laugh::laugh::laugh:
AfroMullet
30-07-2009, 10:05 AM
Marcus has done it again. Genius.
Oooo_get_her
30-07-2009, 10:06 AM
I know - I saw that too!

Priceless! :joker::joker::joker:

With a spoon!!

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

*dies*
MassiveTruck
30-07-2009, 10:06 AM
Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is.
28thapril
30-07-2009, 10:06 AM
Ha ha ha Cool as ***** did it again :hello:

He makes me laugh so much:kiss:
BBmassive
30-07-2009, 10:07 AM
Hes my new winner ! i tried to change my profile but cannot remember my password !!
BBmassive
30-07-2009, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by MassiveTruck
Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is. Noirin fan are we ? bless :pat:
Lauren
30-07-2009, 10:09 AM
I don't even like him but that's funny - shows how he's cheered up now. Everyone saying he's jealous - take note. He wasn't jealous, the issue was Siavash's betrayal, because now she's almost back with Isaac he's fine with that.
Claymores
30-07-2009, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
I know - I saw that too!

Priceless! :joker::joker::joker:

With a spoon!!

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

*dies*

Yup - it's the "with a spoon" bit that got me ........lunacy mixed up with imagination mixed up with original thought, mixed with comic irony

:hello::hello::hello:
IsleOfWeather
30-07-2009, 10:12 AM
marcus has a new lease of life now. him and Sid Vash are going to team up
Oooo_get_her
30-07-2009, 10:13 AM
Jealous, immature, pathetic - p'raps, p'raps not - you cannot argue that he has a great turn of phrase - hit in the ball bag with a spoon. It's so ridiculous that you KNOW he can't be mean it - but it is such a wonderfully funny image - one bloke creeping up on another while the other is ******ing and hitting him in the 'ball bag' with a spoon.

A bloody spoon!

Can you not see the humour in that? I tell you, it's Ade Edmondson / Rik Mayall material.

Edit: Just saw Claymore's comment - good to see I'm not alone in appreciating this kind of sense of humour
Shasown
30-07-2009, 10:17 AM
Nah the best quote of the night was when he was chatting to Siavash in the sitting room a comment was made about the Isaac situation popping up and earlier in the week Noirin had said something along the lines of she would be seen as boring this week because she didnt have any good storylines.

Marcus came out with " yeah like she has seen the fuc king radio times"
ange7
30-07-2009, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by MassiveTruck
Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is.
awww c'mon ... a vengeful Marcus creeping around in the bedroom armed with a single spoon is pretty funny.
luminoussun
30-07-2009, 10:20 AM
He was on a roll yesterday
Claymores
30-07-2009, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Hes my new winner ! i tried to change my profile but cannot remember my password !!

I've held out - but think I'm going to list him as my fave on my profile
BB22
30-07-2009, 10:21 AM
A spoon!!

The man is a legend. :thumbs2:
MassiveTruck
30-07-2009, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by MassiveTruck
Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is. Noirin fan are we ? bless :pat:

No

Charlie, Rodrigo, Sophie, Lisa and David fan.
MassiveTruck
30-07-2009, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by MassiveTruck
Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is.
awww c'mon ... a vengeful Marcus creeping around in the bedroom armed with a single spoon is pretty funny.

Pictured like this, it is funny.

So I laugh at him, not with him. I would never laugh with him.
Shasown
30-07-2009, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Hes my new winner ! i tried to change my profile but cannot remember my password !!

You only need enter your password if you intend to change the password
The_Long_Run
30-07-2009, 10:23 AM
... and now he's getting it on with Rodrigo and Charlie! Is there nothing he won't stoop to!
Blueisthecolour
30-07-2009, 10:29 AM
You'd have to be fairly humourless not to find that line funny.

It was a cracker.
headaball
30-07-2009, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by The_Long_Run
... and now he's getting it on with Rodrigo and Charlie! Is there nothing he won't stoop to!

Don't be jealous now.
eviled2
30-07-2009, 11:42 AM
The Spoon Of Death!
In the trained hands of the Wolverine even a spoon can become a weapon of mass destruction!
:elephant:
Ramsay
30-07-2009, 11:44 AM
Captain Cool as F uck is back!
Marc
30-07-2009, 11:45 AM
LOL how does he think of these things?! :laugh:
Claymores
30-07-2009, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by eviled2
The Spoon Of Death!
In the trained hands of the Wolverine even a spoon can become a weapon of mass destruction!
:elephant:

First the Deadly Eyebrow, now The Spoon of Death - he's a goddam one man killing nachine :laugh2::cheer2::laugh2:
alc09
30-07-2009, 04:22 PM
Brilliant.
Hedgie
30-07-2009, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by eviled2
The Spoon Of Death!
In the trained hands of the Wolverine even a spoon can become a weapon of mass destruction!
:elephant:
In the world of Wolverine, there is no spoon! :dazzler:
alc09
30-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Don't forget that flying kick either :thumbs:
Fangz
30-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Haha, brilliant!
Patrick
30-07-2009, 04:26 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:


Was this not in the HL then? :laugh2:

Hes a ****en legend and deserves to win
paulh_85
30-07-2009, 04:26 PM
marcus to win!!! come on guys you know it makes sense!! :dance2:
HarryRag
30-07-2009, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by MassiveTruck
Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is. Noirin fan are we ? bless :pat:

more like siavash/rodrigo/charlie fan i think. teen talk with dr phil!!!
HBB1508
30-07-2009, 04:33 PM
What would BB10 be without these one liners lmao
Claymores
30-07-2009, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by HBB1508
What would BB10 be without these one liners lmao

He's the new Mario (Mario also used to have some good one-liners and some inadvertantly hilarious stories) :thumbs:

Mario to Steph - "heamorrhoid" (meaning she was a pian in the ar$e but said in a way so as to go completely over her ditzy head)
BigBrotherfan4ever
30-07-2009, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by MassiveTruck
Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is. Me either:conf2:
Striptease
30-07-2009, 05:14 PM
Hahaha LEGEND :D
Cybele
30-07-2009, 05:15 PM
I don't know if I saw him say it or if I read it somewhere else, but it made me laugh. Thanks for reminding me of it!

:laugh2:
eviled2
30-07-2009, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Claymores
Originally posted by eviled2
The Spoon Of Death!
In the trained hands of the Wolverine even a spoon can become a weapon of mass destruction!
:elephant:

First the Deadly Eyebrow, now The Spoon of Death - he's a goddam one man killing nachine :laugh2::cheer2::laugh2:

If the Wolverine can kill with a mere eyebrow, just think of the hell he could unleash with a spoon!
It doesn't bear thinking about!
:elephant:
eviled2
30-07-2009, 06:01 PM
They say he carved it himself...from a bigger spoon....:elephant: