View Full Version : Marcus Shades of Marcus' Winner's Interview
Jayson
02-08-2009, 01:00 AM
I can see it now, Marcus and Freddie are sat on the sofa, Freddie nervous, Marcus laughing his ass off, Davina announces Marcus as the winner, Freddie leaves after congratulating him, Marcus is left alone in the BB house, he is shouting "NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE THE DARK HORSE!", the crowd want's him, he stands at the doors, they open, there are cheers, fireworks, and Marcus with a grin on his face, he sits down for the winner's interview with Davina, he pulls off a massive one-liner, he jokes about, he speaks the truth, he is shown his best bits, and he is crowned as the WINNER of Big Brother 2009!
Patrick
02-08-2009, 01:06 AM
Would end the series in the best way possible shame it wont happen thogh :sad:
Jack_
02-08-2009, 01:07 AM
Would be the perfect result, but it's never going to happen, sadly.
*****ing voters and their small brains wanting someone 'nice' to win. :bored:
Brad.
02-08-2009, 01:08 AM
One of the best and most accurate posts on Tibb. Marcus WILL win.
AhmedFan2004
02-08-2009, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by Jack_
Would be the perfect result, but it's never going to happen, sadly.
*****ing voters and their small brains wanting someone 'nice' to win. :bored:
LOL, Dogface is going to win, I can see that happening. It's always the one that aggravates me the most, that ends up winning!
Claymores
02-08-2009, 01:11 AM
Unfortunately Jay, the mugs who vote are having hmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah, hmmmmmmmmmmm Dimar$e as their winner
The only salvtion could be Queen Bea telling Half$hit he has no chance with her and getting him to walk.
Jack_
02-08-2009, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by AhmedFan2004
Originally posted by Jack_
Would be the perfect result, but it's never going to happen, sadly.
*****ing voters and their small brains wanting someone 'nice' to win. :bored:
LOL, Dogface is going to win, I can see that happening. It's always the one that aggravates me the most, that ends up winning!
I can too, or Charlie.
I like them, but they don't deserve to win.
Hira, for me though, would really be the end of me watching Big Brother. She's worse than Rachel Rice.
Jayson
02-08-2009, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Claymores
Unfortunately Jay, the mugs who vote are having hmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah, hmmmmmmmmmmm Dimar$e as their winner
The only salvtion could be Queen Bea telling Half$hit he has no chance with her and getting him to walk. I know, I hate Halftit, I hope he doesn't win :sad:
AhmedFan2004
02-08-2009, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Jack_
LOL, Dogface is going to win, I can see that happening. It's always the one that aggravates me the most, that ends up winning!
I can too, or Charlie.
I like them, but they don't deserve to win.
Hira, for me though, would really be the end of me watching Big Brother. She's worse than Rachel Rice. [/quote]
A while back I bet on Charlie winning, I think it'll be Charlie or Dogface. They are consistent in character and consistently likeable. I think Freddie is on the decline and won't get enough Votes to Win. Too many chavs/******* vote, who won't care about him.
AhmedFan2004
02-08-2009, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Claymores
Unfortunately Jay, the mugs who vote are having hmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah, hmmmmmmmmmmm Dimar$e as their winner
The only salvtion could be Queen Bea telling Half$hit he has no chance with her and getting him to walk.
I don't think Freddie will win tbh, I can't see him getting enough Votes to Win off all of those chavs and thickos. The most dull and aggravating person usually wins, which will be Dogface!
Perfect message ... if you're thick as bricks and awfully boring, you're rewarded 100k.
Jayson
02-08-2009, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by AhmedFan2004
Perfect message ... if you're thick as bricks and awfully boring, you're rewarded 100k. Must get MaratSafin to apply then :eureka:
Akibastar
06-08-2009, 04:23 PM
MARCUS TO WIN. It would be so bloody hilarious xD but yeah, most people are dull and want someone 'nice' to win. I really like Sophie, but I really don't want her to win x_x Siavash, Marcus or Freddie to win <3
WOMBAI
06-08-2009, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Jayson
I can see it now, Marcus and Freddie are sat on the sofa, Freddie nervous, Marcus laughing his ass off, Davina announces Marcus as the winner, Freddie leaves after congratulating him, Marcus is left alone in the BB house, he is shouting "NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE THE DARK HORSE!", the crowd want's him, he stands at the doors, they open, there are cheers, fireworks, and Marcus with a grin on his face, he sits down for the winner's interview with Davina, he pulls off a massive one-liner, he jokes about, he speaks the truth, he is shown his best bits, and he is crowned as the WINNER of Big Brother 2009!
That was disappointing - I thought there was going to be some wonderfully, witty punchline to that!!!!!!:bawling:
What a let down!!!!:bawling:
TurtleSoup
06-08-2009, 04:35 PM
And if Sophie wins, all we'll get is her wobbily voice going "oh my God! Oh my God!" then when she's sitting down with Davina "Oh my God, I'm shocked! A bit of wee came out!!"
Classy!
I love Freddie but I'd rather Marcus win.
Ramsay
06-08-2009, 04:38 PM
Lets make it happen
Smugington
06-08-2009, 04:40 PM
When Marcus reaches the final, we must insist upon the fact that our noble darkhorse must achieve victory!
Shasown
06-08-2009, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Jayson
I can see it now, Marcus and Freddie are sat on the sofa, Freddie nervous, Marcus laughing his ass off, Davina announces Marcus as the winner, Freddie leaves after congratulating him, Marcus is left alone in the BB house, he is shouting "NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE THE DARK HORSE!", the crowd want's him, he stands at the doors, they open, there are cheers, fireworks, and Marcus with a grin on his face, he sits down for the winner's interview with Davina, he pulls off a massive one-liner, he jokes about, he speaks the truth, he is shown his best bits, and he is crowned as the WINNER of Big Brother 2009!
Can I have some of whatever you are on? Is it legal and do you smoke it, drink it or snort it?
Harry!
06-08-2009, 04:46 PM
If he wins he will be my fave winner of all time!
vladicus
06-08-2009, 04:48 PM
i would find it funny if this happened big brother house this is davina your live on channel 4 please do not swear the winner of big brother 2009 is .................... MARCUS freddie stands up well done man thats rock and ****ing roll marcus big brother you wankers im off and climbs over the wall
Smugington
06-08-2009, 04:55 PM
He can pull trucks with his bellend, why do his haters not notice this?!
Jayson
22-08-2009, 12:18 AM
This WILL happen (apart from the Freddie coming 2nd part, switch his name with Siavash)
The Irrepressible Dark Horse FTW! :cheer2:
BONNEIP
22-08-2009, 12:33 AM
Marcus must prevail. He's been hillarious all the way through & what you see is what you get...come the final have your phone on redial
09016161609 MARCUS FTW:hello::thumbs2::thumbs:
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