Kemal- it's THE quote of the year!

[coltrane]

Kemal, so quick most times but last night simply razor! Cutting to the core & totally spot on twice

Quip " At least someone got wet tonight & it wasn't Saskia!" Oh my days - what a line NIce one!

The "magazine deal" snipe was also spot on - I see it from this point of view - what do you guys think?

Saskia knowing or pre-empting that she's coming out this week, has turned from Ice Queen" to "On Heat" to make sure she comes out with something - A kiss & tell story, A tabloid frenzy - probably a plan conceived from her statement "People who go out this early are forgotten" - to try & prove that wrong, & this weeks antics will get her remembered... I will remember you for 5 minutes love, as an attention seeking desperado, & cheap, oh so cheap & transparent! It's pathetic really, but you could say she should make the most out of the experience - financially of course! Winning would have escalated her "modelling carreer profile" probably original plan, but Maxwell is the only beneficiary from this, if he stays in, & wakes up to to what's gone on-blinkers off - he will be a ledgend with is mates! He can tell this punching above his weight knockout story for years!:laugh::laugh:
:hello:

[selfinflicted]

No, it really isn't.

[lily.]

Thing is.. last year we had Michelle draping herself over Stuart, but at least she didn't pretend to be classy in the first place. She was just being herself.

Saskia has let the side down by pretending to have morals and self-respect, when in fact she will pretty much do anything for the money. Her true colours are showing the last few days, and they aint pretty!

[lily.]

Also,, as goes the Quote of the Year... I have to pick the "Arthur or Martha" one! :thumbs:

[Juelz]

fuk quote of the year that was stupid....hes funny sumtimes but that was just wrong. and yea saskia is just doin all this to stay in

[lily.]

Originally posted by Juelz
fuk quote of the year that was stupid....

That was constructive

[Aimee]

To be fair, if Kemal hadn't interupted them she probably would have got wet.

[Juelz]

That was constructive

LMFAO^

[lily.]

*takes a bow*

[lily.]

I'm a sarcastic cow.. btw.. but, I'm aiiight...:thumbs:

[Juelz]

good to kno lol

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Aimee
To be fair, if Kemal hadn't interupted them she probably would have got wet.

LOL..... only probably!

[lily.]

lol.. yeah, that's a bit disappointing. ... the "probably" factor.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stropz
lol.. yeah, that's a bit disappointing. ... the "probably" factor.

I won't comment on that it could be sexist...LOL

[Ruth]

I thought Kemal's comment was very funny!

[Fangz]

LOL, that line was the best!
Maxwell is so easily wound up, it's pathetic.
The 'Arthur or Martha' line, though, that really wasn't that witty. If that's the best Maxwell can come up with, Kemal has him beaten hands down when it comes to entertainment value!:spin:

[SMC]

i dont like Kemal personally, but i had a little laugh over what he said..Max 2 win,

[steve-g]

i found that quote hilarious it was excellent and what great timing to say it well done kemal :joker:

[harry]

the comments from Kermal over the "bedgate" issue were so funny - top man what a wit.

I fell about laughing had to watch the repeat of the highlights to see it again - excellent!! The best bit was the "lovers" didn't respond to the wet quip.

[AndyJK]

Originally posted by Fangz-a-Lot
LOL, that line was the best!
Maxwell is so easily wound up, it's pathetic.
The 'Arthur or Martha' line, though, that really wasn't that witty. If that's the best Maxwell can come up with, Kemal has him beaten hands down when it comes to entertainment value!:spin:

And the irony is Maxwell and Saskia confessed they were only kissing probably blowing any magazine/tabloid deals (which is what they want once they leave the house) that they were having sex. Had they been intelligent enough they would have laughed off Kemal's quips instead of reacting so badly.

The thing is Maxwell and Saska are both boorish and dim-witted. You can tell Saskia isn't that bright at the repetition during her rant at Makosi. Thinking fast gets her into a muddle repeating the same phrases over and over.

The other housemates realise this. Thats why Science and some of the others constantly try and wind them up.

[harry]

Too right - I love a good verbal fight as does Derek, Kemal and Science - Saskia just made a bloody fool of herself.