Marcus got caught in jail

[ohflip]

good start to tonight lol

[golden]

Whats he done now I wonder!

[philmurph]

That's where perves belong:hugesmile:

[ohflip]

wonder if its because of sea of ashs refusal to play game:sad:

[Tenantry]

ha ha life must be easier in there for him instead of the BB house:spin2:

[WAYNEEBRUM]

is he up 4 eviction then?

[golden]

He said if he had any true fans they would get him out????

[BellyButton]

He's just a huge to**er whose gameplan is to ruffle up BB with his obsenities and silly games.
He thinks its ultra cool but he is showing himself to be a prize *anka. :laugh3:

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by golden
Whats he done now I wonder!

you should know that, you are loud mouthing about him all the time. but i will help you

Crossing the boundaries of taste and decency have never worried Big Brother's self-styled Irrepressible Dark Horse, Marcus. And today, he plumbed new depths.

While nominations rolled on, Marcus thought he'd share some private information about 'Marcus time' with Halfwit and Bea. Information we're sure they could have done without knowing.

As Halfwit looked on, Marcus sat on the step in the Garden, giving his bicep a workout on the dumbbell, his other arm placed manfully on his knee. They talked about nominations. Nothing unusual there, you might think. But wait...

"I'm going to do my nominations, then channel some sexual energy," announced Marcus.

Halfwit giggled. Readers of a sensitive disposition, look away now.

"Do you think my way is heroic?" Marcus asked Bea as she joined them in the Garden. "My way. Is it heroic?"

"No," she replied. We think by the word 'way' he was referring to some sort of method for creating a 'blind spot' in order to have some privacy.

"I will show you. I'll show you that my way is heroic. Come on, let's get the duvet and I'll show you."

Bea and Halfwith followed Marcus.

"You're not actually going to..?" said Halfwit, worried.

"I might," said Marcus. The threesome walked through the Lounge and into the Toilet.

"I've got a very attractive penis, thank you for asking," said Marcus.

"Right you take that off," said Marcus, grappling with the mirror in the Toilet, unable to take it off the wall. "Denied!"

"Beautifully ironic and weird," laughed Halfwit.

"You can't stop the champ!" said Marcus. "I'm a force of nature. You can't stop a force of nature."

Just then Big Brother reminded Marcus not to tamper with the fixtures and fittings. So instead he covered himself with a duvet and started gesturing, narrating as he went.

"You've got your tissues there. And then you just work away," he instructed. Work away?

It wasn't long before Big Brother called Marcus into the Diary Room and punished him for tampering. With fixtures and fittings, that is, not himself.

"You are bad man," Halfwit told him, as Marcus skulked grumpily to the jail in the Garden. "You can go to prison and reflect."

"They can't stop me. The very nature of the Irrepressible Dark Horse just is... irrepressible," confirmed Marcus.

Let's hope he uses his private time wisely. With nothing too private, that is.

and video is here. http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/22f66b1975fda7b23892a5b2948a6778/play.c4''
but you know golden, more you are talking the **** about Marcus, the more he will be loved

[scot]

the mans a modern day outlaw legend: jesse james + robin hood = the big M

[nastynorrie]

:mad: HE'S FULL OF ****, HIM AND HIS SIDE KICK BEA PITY THOSE TWO AINT UP, JUST DAVID AND LISA I HEAR, DONT THINK ITS TRUE THOUGH :rolleyes:

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by golden
He said if he had any true fans they would get him out????

nice try Golden, but shovel that **** down from your own throat, no one believes your BS anymore

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by nastynorrie
:mad: HE'S FULL OF ****, HIM AND HIS SIDE KICK BEA PITY THOSE TWO AINT UP, JUST DAVID AND LISA I HEAR, DONT THINK ITS TRUE THOUGH :rolleyes:

whaa whaaa whaa. quit it crybaby

[ohflip]

A mans gotta pull what a mans gotta pull

Pull on Marcus:banana:

[scot]

Originally posted by nastynorrie
:mad: HE'S FULL OF ****, HIM AND HIS SIDE KICK BEA PITY THOSE TWO AINT UP, JUST DAVID AND LISA I HEAR, DONT THINK ITS TRUE THOUGH :rolleyes:

oh ya feckin beauty if it is Lisa and david btw...cretins both

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by scot
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:mad: HE'S FULL OF ****, HIM AND HIS SIDE KICK BEA PITY THOSE TWO AINT UP, JUST DAVID AND LISA I HEAR, DONT THINK ITS TRUE THOUGH :rolleyes:

oh ya feckin beauty if it is Lisa and david btw...cretins both

Amen scot.

[ohflip]

Originally posted by nastynorrie
:mad: HE'S FULL OF ****, HIM AND HIS SIDE KICK BEA PITY THOSE TWO AINT UP, JUST DAVID AND LISA I HEAR, DONT THINK ITS TRUE THOUGH :rolleyes:

whys your name nastynorrie :whistle:

[golden]

Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by golden
He said if he had any true fans they would get him out????

nice try Golden, but shovel that **** down from your own throat, no one believes your BS anymore

Guess yoou don't have live feed little boy:pat:

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by ohflip
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

Pull on Marcus:banana:

whos that gay guy on your profile pic?

[ohflip]

Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by ohflip
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

Pull on Marcus:banana:

whos that gay guy on your profile pic?

i know its murder living with looks like this :wink:

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by golden
Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by golden
He said if he had any true fans they would get him out????

nice try Golden, but shovel that **** down from your own throat, no one believes your BS anymore

Guess yoou don't have live feed little boy:pat:

i guess i do. but you know what? your teen/gay idols will be out sooner than Marcus :joker:

[nastynorrie]

the mans a modern day outlaw legend: jesse james + robin hood = the big M

THE MAN LOL IS A UGALEE PRICK, WHO'S MOST PROBABLY A VIRGIN, BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS TALK ABOUT IT, AND WE KNOW THE SAYING THOSE WHO TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME, ARE NOT GETTING IT LOL
AND HONESTLY GIRLS WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH THAT, WITH SNOTS AND SWEATY FEET AND SWEATY ASS ALL WIPED ON HIS QUILT YUCK YUCK AND MORE YUCK

[golden]

Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by golden
Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by golden
He said if he had any true fans they would get him out????

nice try Golden, but shovel that **** down from your own throat, no one believes your BS anymore

Guess yoou don't have live feed little boy:pat:

i guess i do. but you know what? your teen/gay idols will be out sooner than Marcus :joker:

Don't know what you're on about....as usual

[Brad.]

Originally posted by philmurph
That's where perves belong:hugesmile:

Fool

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by ohflip
Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by ohflip
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

Pull on Marcus:banana:

whos that gay guy on your profile pic?

i know its murder living with looks like this :wink:

is that Heino, German Rock&Roll singer?


http://musikeando.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/heino.jpg


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/70681519_ba42f5f740.jpg


http://jbwarehouse.blogspot.com/heino.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MaOz55aGJTI/SWpCOCoCvuI/AAAAAAAACPU/ilZx-v2zAEA/s400/heino_mfp.jpg

[ohflip]

no its gary a wannabe BB contestant

[=-Incognito-=]

Originally posted by philmurph
That's where perves belong:hugesmile:

pervert (v.)
c.1300 (trans.), "to turn someone aside from a right religious belief to a false or erroneous one," from O.Fr. pervertir, from L. pervertere "corrupt, turn the wrong way, turn about," from per- "away" + vertere "to turn" (see versus). The noun is 1661, from the verb. Replaced native froward, which embodies the same image. The noun is attested from 1661, "one who has forsaken a doctrine or system regarded as true, apostate;" psychological sense of "one who has a perversion of the sexual instinct" is attested from 1897 (Havelock Ellis), originally esp. of homosexuals. Perv, short for sexual pervert (n.), is first recorded 1944.

People only use this word in regards to sexual perversion. Marcus isn't a pervert.

You're only calling him this because he's older than most other housemates and isn't pretty.

[scot]

Originally posted by nastynorrie
the mans a modern day outlaw legend: jesse james + robin hood = the big M

THE MAN LOL IS A UGALEE PRICK, WHO'S MOST PROBABLY A VIRGIN, BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS TALK ABOUT IT, AND WE KNOW THE SAYING THOSE WHO TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME, ARE NOT GETTING IT LOL
AND HONESTLY GIRLS WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH THAT, WITH SNOTS AND SWEATY FEET AND SWEATY ASS ALL WIPED ON HIS QUILT YUCK YUCK AND MORE YUCK


no need to shout; shhhhh.

lol seems a bit obvious you want his boaby mate.

[Tenantry]

Check there sig scot, Needs em like that :thumbs: Had a dig earlier and feel a bit bad for it :blush2:

[scot]

Originally posted by Tenantry
Check there sig scot, Needs em like that :thumbs: Had a dig earlier and feel a bit bad for it :blush2:

:thumbs:

[nastynorrie]

:flowers: THANKS TENANTRY MUCH APPREACIATED :thumbs:

[Tenantry]

He FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[scot]

Originally posted by nastynorrie
:flowers: THANKS TENANTRY MUCH APPREACIATED :thumbs:

apologies n that

[Tenantry]

Originally posted by nastynorrie
:flowers: THANKS TENANTRY MUCH APPREACIATED :thumbs:

No probs sorry about this arvo, did not know, thought you were having a laff:thumbs:

[shash]

Marcus Unleashed! Prowling and ready for some serious washing up now :laugh:

do you think BB realised how dull the live feed was and released him?

[Tenantry]

I was thinkin this but all his going to do now is just sit there, hope he proves me wrong!

[shash]

yeah, seems he is last one awake, as usual

[scot]

Originally posted by Tenantry
I was thinkin this but all his going to do now is just sit there, hope he proves me wrong!

Marcus can just sit for hours contemplating...dont expect any action at al