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davidalbert
04-08-2009, 08:23 AM
....Out today..price 80 pence.

Awful unflattering photo......Noirin has her bare arms up to her neck as she sits naked straddling a chair......cliched pose.....she looks tense trying to cover her breasts......

She should have looked at a few Madonna photos before posing......
not a good start to the post eviction grab for the spotlight.

Jayson
04-08-2009, 08:26 AM
80p? i'm afraid that money will be going on cheep booze, not going into Noirins purse :bored:

arsenalforever
04-08-2009, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by Jayson
80p? i'm afraid that money will be going on cheep booze, not going into Noirins purse :bored:

is the first to get a front cover on a cheap mag?

she was in the papers over in ireland all weekend:rolleyes:

hotspur95
04-08-2009, 08:30 AM
any link?

davidalbert
04-08-2009, 08:49 AM
www.star-magazine.co.uk

CaraRawr
04-08-2009, 08:53 AM
I knew she was a tart :(

IsleOfWeather
04-08-2009, 08:55 AM
she really is proving us all wrong by the media she has been featured in...



:laugh2:

janaddy86
04-08-2009, 09:05 AM
Any body got a link?

shash
04-08-2009, 09:06 AM
80p :laugh2: :laugh2:

arsenalforever
04-08-2009, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by janaddy86
Any body got a link?

the site isn't working

janaddy86
04-08-2009, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by janaddy86
Any body got a link?

the site isn't working

What site?

Jayson
04-08-2009, 09:11 AM
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg

BJ
04-08-2009, 09:12 AM
Well she doesn't look very happy. Probably expected a more up market offer:spin2:

hotspur95
04-08-2009, 09:13 AM
double arm-shelf.

Awkward.

arsenalforever
04-08-2009, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Jayson
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg

never heard of the star before:shrug:

they must have gave her five pound or somethign

if your not on heat then your not big enough

shash
04-08-2009, 09:14 AM
hahahahahahaha

the chair back looks like her legs and gives the impression of her in a kermit the frog pose :laugh2:

Jayson
04-08-2009, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Jayson
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg If i'm honest i'm more interested in the story in the top right hand corner :thumbs2:

duttydiva
04-08-2009, 09:15 AM
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/451x567/13237_1.jpg
so ugly
and her face look hard and evil
they could have chosen a better pic

charmingmissc
04-08-2009, 09:16 AM
a best seller for dennis then.

hennessy
04-08-2009, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by Jayson
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg If i'm honest i'm more interested in the story in the top right hand corner :thumbs2:


what a story on another s!ut?

Jayson
04-08-2009, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by charmingmissc
a best seller for dennis then. :joker:

arsenalforever
04-08-2009, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by charmingmissc
a best seller for dennis then. :joker:

it be very sticky in a day or so

Jayson
04-08-2009, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Ghostface77
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by Jayson
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg If i'm honest i'm more interested in the story in the top right hand corner :thumbs2:


what a story on another s!ut? LOL, has more truth to it than Noirin's lies though, amazingly :laugh:

davidalbert
04-08-2009, 09:19 AM
..even stickier when Marcus gets out and buys up 100 copies te he

hennessy
04-08-2009, 09:19 AM
dennis will have to laminate his copy

arsenalforever
04-08-2009, 09:22 AM
Siavash will be putting a hole in the mag and shagging it

loomy
04-08-2009, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Jayson
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg

never heard of the star before:shrug:

they must have gave her five pound or somethign

if your not on heat then your not big enough
But look, star's cheaper than heat. Why pay more for less? :bigsmile:

davidalbert
04-08-2009, 09:23 AM
...is this the start of what ISAAC called 'NOIRIN SUPERSTAR' ??

arsenalforever
04-08-2009, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by loomy
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Jayson
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg

never heard of the star before:shrug:

they must have gave her five pound or somethign

if your not on heat then your not big enough
But look, star's cheaper than heat. Why pay more for less? :bigsmile:

:joker:

charmingmissc
04-08-2009, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by davidalbert
...is this the start of what ISAAC called 'NOIRIN SUPERSTAR' ??


:laugh3::laugh3:

davidalbert
04-08-2009, 09:24 AM
...Just heard SREE went into local supermarket to BB and bought up ALL copies..........strange look of GLEE on his face! :tongue:

Lauren
04-08-2009, 09:25 AM
I actually don't think it's that unflattering. She's going for the smouldering look, and doesn't pull it off well, so looks harsh and cold - but apart from that she's still as pretty as ever.

hennessy
04-08-2009, 09:25 AM
I heard she might be opening a new Lidl's in Bishop Strafford

BBUK4LYFE
04-08-2009, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Jayson
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg
SMH at this hoe. :bored:

Marc
04-08-2009, 09:29 AM
What a pathetic front cover :laugh2:

shash
04-08-2009, 09:29 AM
Such a classy magazine it even seems ashamed of its own name and tried to cover it up :laugh:

sophiebachni
04-08-2009, 09:39 AM
A cheap woman on the cheap mag.

Slothy
04-08-2009, 09:52 AM
Haha, Star magazine is like the slug of the celeb gossip mags. How long before we see her in Nuts? I give it a week.

Marzy
04-08-2009, 09:56 AM
I honestly don't know what people saw in her. She has a very hard looking face.

Harry!
04-08-2009, 10:14 AM
She looks like Charley from BB8 there.

BBUK4LYFE
04-08-2009, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Marzy
I honestly don't know what people saw in her. She has a very hard looking face.
Well she is attractive from certain angles.

kjago
04-08-2009, 10:15 AM
Noirin says I'm no slut and them precedes to tell every one who will listen what famous people shes snogged or shagged. Get a life - oh will in about 1 years time because by then everyone will have forgotten you.

LolaSvelt
04-08-2009, 10:17 AM
It's funny how one of her quotes says that she's not slut. You're sitting on a chair naked shedding away your last ounce of dignity.

RtooDee2
04-08-2009, 11:01 AM
oh crap!
Scary skinny is back in fashion!

BitterFruit
04-08-2009, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Jayson
http://www.star-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/300x375/13237_1.jpg

I find that truly shocking ......

80P for that sh*te!!:shocked: