What is the most embarrasing thing someone has told you?

[MargeryFan]

I First made one of these on a wrestling forum and one of the posters said that he was having a talk with one of his straight work colleagues who had been out for his birthday the night before and got teabagged by a man.

Another poster talked about a guy who he used to work overtime with at work and one time he saw him coming out of the womens toilets. The guy told him It didn;t matter because there were no women in the office at the time. The next day the guy told him the truth and that it was because he liked masturbating in to the soapy stuff they wash their hands with. He was reported.

There were others but the only other one I can remember was quite filthy also :shrug:


So yeah, what embarrasing things have people told you?

[Tom]

my friend was telling us of an embarrassing moment, she was being 'done' up the bum as her mum walked in. as if that wasn't embarrassing/funny enough it was said in some cafe at a quiet moment. none of us knew where to look and i laughed so much i started to hyperventilate :laugh3:

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by Tom
my friend was telling us of an embarrassing moment, she was being 'done' up the bum as her mum walked in. as if that wasn't embarrassing/funny enough it was said in some cafe at a quiet moment. none of us knew where to look and i laughed so much i started to hyperventilate :laugh3:


:joker:

What a story. I have a good feeling about this thread.

[Lauren]

My ex best friend rang me at like 3am once, whispering down the line. He said "Lauren help me... I have a 40 year old in my bed" .... he then went into detail that she had 5 kids, was a double divorcee and he had to use his tongue because the condoms his mum had bought him were too tight, and asked me to plan how to get rid of her (from his bed, not kill her!!!).

[Shaun]

LMFAO @ these.

[Captain.Remy]

I had a friend once who was gay. Nothing bad about it, I didn't mind.
Then he told me he loved me. Now that was uncomfortable. I didn't know what to say, well I said I was straight so nothing will happen between each other and then he went on why he always has crushes on straight boys. I was like 'WTF?'
We don't speak to each other since.

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by Lauren
My ex best friend rang me at like 3am once, whispering down the line. He said "Lauren help me... I have a 40 year old in my bed" .... he then went into detail that she had 5 kids, was a double divorcee and he had to use his tongue because the condoms his mum had bought him were too tight, and asked me to plan how to get rid of her (from his bed, not kill her!!!).


:laugh3:

[LemonJam]

We were playing I have never and one of us said "I have never masturbated in school" My fat moley looking friend drank.

What was even worse was the next day, he was 30 minutes late for History, panting and sweating. When they asked him where he was he said "..........things"

Not that bad compared to everyone elses though LOL

[Tom]

Originally posted by MargeryFan
Originally posted by Tom
my friend was telling us of an embarrassing moment, she was being 'done' up the bum as her mum walked in. as if that wasn't embarrassing/funny enough it was said in some cafe at a quiet moment. none of us knew where to look and i laughed so much i started to hyperventilate :laugh3:


:joker:

What a story. I have a good feeling about this thread.

Now am childish anyway so I found the embarrassing thing itself funny, but it was the random silence and the awkward silence that followed it that made that moment so funny. Everyone (including disgusted old people!!!) just looked at us, some trying not to laugh. Those silences always happen at the wrong time

[Tom]

Originally posted by Lauren
My ex best friend rang me at like 3am once, whispering down the line. He said "Lauren help me... I have a 40 year old in my bed" .... he then went into detail that she had 5 kids, was a double divorcee and he had to use his tongue because the condoms his mum had bought him were too tight, and asked me to plan how to get rid of her (from his bed, not kill her!!!).

bless your friends mum for buying him condoms :laugh2:

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by LemonJam
We were playing I have never and one of us said "I have never masturbated in school" My fat moley looking friend drank.

What was even worse was the next day, he was 30 minutes late for History, panting and sweating. When they asked him where he was he said "..........things"

Not that bad compared to everyone elses though LOL

You not I played the same game with my mates and it came out that two of them had had a wank in the toilets at college. I don't know where they get the courage to do that from! :shrug:

[Tom]

Originally posted by MargeryFan
Originally posted by LemonJam
We were playing I have never and one of us said "I have never masturbated in school" My fat moley looking friend drank.

What was even worse was the next day, he was 30 minutes late for History, panting and sweating. When they asked him where he was he said "..........things"

Not that bad compared to everyone elses though LOL

You not I played the same game with my mates and it came out that two of them had had a ***k in the toilets at college. I don't know where they get the courage to do that from! :shrug:

I had sex in school :blush2: It was a dare, they said we wouldn't. It was in the library store cupboard lmao

EDIT: Just realised how weird people are probably thinking me and my friends sex lives are atm

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by MargeryFan
Originally posted by Tom
my friend was telling us of an embarrassing moment, she was being 'done' up the bum as her mum walked in. as if that wasn't embarrassing/funny enough it was said in some cafe at a quiet moment. none of us knew where to look and i laughed so much i started to hyperventilate :laugh3:


:joker:

What a story. I have a good feeling about this thread.

Now am childish anyway so I found the embarrassing thing itself funny, but it was the random silence and the awkward silence that followed it that made that moment so funny. Everyone (including disgusted old people!!!) just looked at us, some trying not to laugh. Those silences always happen at the wrong time

I know the feeling. We were 'outing' my mate the other day about his sexual exploits in the middle of an old man's pub. Was too funny.

He once told me that he fell asleep on top of a girl in the middle of sex. He said he woke up the next morning on the floor and he had no idea why she was being funny with him until he went home and remembered. :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Many years ago a girl at work was drunk one night and told us all she had performed oral on a bloke once, went too far, gagged, and vomited. All over him.

Maybe that was too much info.....:conf2: but I was encouraged by Laurens' mention of "tongue action"

Another time, a girl we were out with got really drunk, and one of the lads was asked to take her home in a cab. She couldn't remember where she lived and said she needed to go to the toilet. They pulled into a petrol station and she staggered into the loo. After waiting for ages, there was no sign of her. My mate had to go in to check on her. She had passed out, skirt and knickers around her ankles. He had to pull them up for her and get her back in the cab. He eventually got her home.

Trouble was, he told everyone at work the next day and she found out of course. She was so embarrassed that she slapped him. Everyone had been laughing about it and she wasn't best pleased. Lol

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Many years ago a girl at work was drunk one night and told us all she had performed oral on a bloke once, went too far, gagged, and vomited. All over him.

LOL, bleuuurgh! Sick.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Lauren

LOL, bleuuurgh! Sick.

I never asked her did she clean.......No. I'll stop...

[MargeryFan]

A girl at uni this year told me she had sex with a cab driver so that he would give her a discount on the way home from a club :conf:

[Z]

A (at the time) 15 year old girl telling me she met up with a bouncer from a club at lunch times to have sex with him so that he'd let her in to the club, even though he knew she was underage. I don't know what was worse; the fact he was so corrupt or the fact she was willing to do it. I feel embarrassed for both of them.

A funny one: I'm going to a joint 18th on Friday; my best friend doesn't want to go because one of the people whose 18th it is, his father is a gastro-intestinal doctor, and he's had his finger up my friend's ass HAHAHAHA

[Jayson]

My friend once told me of a time when she was having sex, the guy said something hilarious and she literally píssed herself laughing.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Jayson

My friend once told me of a time when she was having sex, the guy said something hilarious and she literally píssed herself laughing.

Some people pay good money for that. :whistle:

[SiaSiaSia]

-silence-
weird girl: "i have problems"
-silence-
sia: "that's nice."
-silence-
weird girl: "it's true, even my doctor said so."
-silence-