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zukhov
05-08-2009, 01:48 AM
There have been many nasty pieces of work allowed into the BB house. Firstly you have the outright agressive looneys, who last maybe 2 weeks if they are lucky. Next is the loudmouthed, selfish argument starter.. life span 5 to 6 weeks. Finally there is the master manipulator, user and game player who usually last until the final weeks.

Bea has all the attributes of the above combines into one aweful package. She also has a sly cunning and was initially able to fool even many hardened BB fans with her hippy chick routine.

As this falls apart more and more, even for the most dim of viewers her true satanic form is fast taking shape.

My question to you all is.... why has the Cattholic Church not been called in to deal with this vile abombination?

Caroline592
05-08-2009, 01:53 AM
Not enough holy water

bananarama
05-08-2009, 01:54 AM
What is a cattholic. A religious person that drinks to much........:bigsmile:

HarryRag
05-08-2009, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by zukhov
There have been many nasty pieces of work allowed into the BB house. Firstly you have the outright agressive looneys, who last maybe 2 weeks if they are lucky. Next is the loudmouthed, selfish argument starter.. life span 5 to 6 weeks. Finally there is the master manipulator, user and game player who usually last until the final weeks.

Bea has all the attributes of the above combines into one aweful package. She also has a sly cunning and was initially able to fool even many hardened BB fans with her hippy chick routine.

As this falls apart more and more, even for the most dim of viewers her true satanic form is fast taking shape.

My question to you all is.... why has the Cattholic Church not been called in to deal with this vile abombination?

ah, dennisabre is back i see. his 1 post with zukhov account

zukhov
05-08-2009, 01:56 AM
Its a religious person that collects cats.

scot
05-08-2009, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by bananarama
What is a cattholic. A religious person that drinks to much........:bigsmile:

he he he....

Hope's dashed to the floor like shattered teenage dreams.
Boys living next door are never what they seem.
A walk in the park can become a bad dreamPeople are staring and following me.
This is my only escape from it all:Watching a film or a face on the wall.
Robert de Niro's waitingtalking italian.
Robert de Niro's waitingtalking italian.
Robert de Niro's waitingtalking italian.
Robert de Niro's waitingtalking italian.

AhmedFan2004
05-08-2009, 02:51 AM
Yep, Bea is the worst, nasty and inconsiderate piece of work, I really want her to go.

Saving Lisa and David would ensure that Bea gets evicted.:thumbs:

Vicky.
05-08-2009, 04:38 AM
I think calling her satan is a bit extreme....

a_2009
05-08-2009, 04:52 AM
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you can't deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!

Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz8pig0k3ss

Bloody hilarious!

Johann
05-08-2009, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by AhmedFan2004
Yep, Bea is the worst, nasty and inconsiderate piece of work, I really want her to go.

.....Except she's not going to.

I hope Lisa is enjoying her final few days in the house. :thumbs2:

tierac
05-08-2009, 05:20 AM
Bea-alzebub LOL :spin2:

zukhov
11-08-2009, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by VickyJ
I think calling her satan is a bit extreme....

Yes, I hope satan does not take offence. But hes probably too worried about loosing his job to Bea right now for any serious vengance.

bigmalky
11-08-2009, 10:12 AM
LMAO

Priest - "May the power of Christ compel thee!"

Bea - "I am deeply offended!"

Cybele
11-08-2009, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by HarryRag
Originally posted by zukhov
There have been many nasty pieces of work allowed into the BB house. Firstly you have the outright agressive looneys, who last maybe 2 weeks if they are lucky. Next is the loudmouthed, selfish argument starter.. life span 5 to 6 weeks. Finally there is the master manipulator, user and game player who usually last until the final weeks.

Bea has all the attributes of the above combines into one aweful package. She also has a sly cunning and was initially able to fool even many hardened BB fans with her hippy chick routine.

As this falls apart more and more, even for the most dim of viewers her true satanic form is fast taking shape.

My question to you all is.... why has the Cattholic Church not been called in to deal with this vile abombination?

ah, dennisabre is back i see. his 1 post with zukhov account

He must have multiples. I'm pretty sure he is masonbeson (or whatever it is) too.

vladicus
11-08-2009, 10:22 AM
if a priest walked in it would be like amityville horror doors would bang windows would rattle the walls would bleed the pool would boil and in a deep unearthly voice from deep inside bea would come get out and freddie would still think it was rock and ******ing roll

zukhov
11-08-2009, 02:49 PM
I wonder if Bea can spin her head?

ange7
11-08-2009, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by bigmalky
LMAO

Priest - "May the power of Christ compel thee!"

Bea - "I am deeply offended!"
meh

go Bea!!!