Marcus well on form tonight:one liners

[ohflip]

well tonight the Kings well on form

"ive ate an air freshner as something that nice carnt taste bad"

"ive invited the chess pieces into the pool and the least they can do is sing "

:banana:

[Brad.]

HAHA 2 more awesome quotes from the king of one-liners!!!

[cookiemonster]

"that tea tastes like purfume and puke" (it was chocolate and chilli)

[shash]

"I guess it'll be up to Big Brother to decide if I get into trouble for giving you a gangsta-slap!"

[joking, to Bea after she very strangely says he reminds her of Peggy Mitchell in EastEnders!]

[shash]

Bea : "You look like you're made of butter"

Marcus : "You look like you're made of Philadelphia!" :tongue:

[sukymac]

he called her a little turd too :shocked: bea wasnt offended that was nice to see lol

[NONESHALLPASS]

And marcus saying to bea

"bea did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your ar$e and say ohhh siamese twins"


LMAO :joker:

What a legend

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
he called her a little turd too :shocked: bea wasnt offended that was nice to see lol

to her credit, she does seem to "get" his humour :)

[Big_Kahuna]

haha in big bro he is amazing! in real life he's a ****** hehe long live the dark horse

[sukymac]

thats what you call proper banter

[shash]

Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
And marcus saying to bea

"bea did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your ar$e and say ohhh siamese twins"


LMAO :joker:

What a legend

Brilliant!!! I missed that :laugh2: :thumbs: :joker:

[ohflip]

"im nothing else but twisted steel and sex appeal":banana:

[Big_Kahuna]

Originally posted by ohflip
"im nothing else but twisted steel and sex appeal":banana:

hahha legend

[NONESHALLPASS]

Originally posted by ohflip
"im nothing else but twisted steel and sex appeal":banana: Amazing he is just coming out with quote after quote of pure genius :thumbs:

[shash]

Originally posted by ohflip
"im nothing else but twisted steel and sex appeal":banana:

:thumbs:

watch some metal band nick that for a song title :tongue:

[sukymac]

so much humour...marcus to win...yeeha

[shash]

live feed very surreal tonight, the others gone to bed so no more one-liners for now :sad: but Marcus playing solitaire water chess, and the chosen camera angles are great, with pawns sailing across the pool :laugh2: what is he doing now?? :laugh2:

[sukymac]

entertaining us insomniacs

[Brad.]

Guys, you should post these in the marcus quotes thread!

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
entertaining us insomniacs

yes :wink:

funny how marcus fans are in synch in sleep patterns with the man himself :hugesmile:

[sukymac]

Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by sukymac
entertaining us insomniacs

yes :wink:

funny how marcus fans are in synch in sleep patterns with the man himself :hugesmile:


night worker on my days off find it hard to ajust so still buzzing here :hello:

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by sukymac
entertaining us insomniacs

yes :wink:

funny how marcus fans are in synch in sleep patterns with the man himself :hugesmile:


night worker on my days off find it hard to ajust so still buzzing here :hello:

ah! :wink:

are you still watching? even on his own he is entertaining :laugh:

if you ever watch these animal documentaries, or things like Animal Park, when they bring the captive lions some new "toys" to keep them stimulated and entertained, this is what Marcus reminds me of tonight, with those chess pieces :laugh2:

[Shasown]

Excellent entertainment value

[sukymac]

Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by sukymac
Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by sukymac
entertaining us insomniacs

yes :wink:

funny how marcus fans are in synch in sleep patterns with the man himself :hugesmile:


night worker on my days off find it hard to ajust so still buzzing here :hello:

ah! :wink:

are you still watching? even on his own he is entertaining :laugh:


yes ...and the apes when they do the same thing,,no offence marcus. cannot believe how early the other hms go to bed

if you ever watch these animal documentaries, or things like Animal Park, when they bring the captive lions some new "toys" to keep them stimulated and entertained, this is what Marcus reminds me of tonight, with those chess pieces :laugh2:

[sukymac]

at least he is keeping us entertained the other boring hms have gone to bed and i really only believe that the only one that could possibly knackered today is hira

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
at least he is keeping us entertained the other boring hms have gone to bed and i really only believe that the only one that could possibly knackered today is hira

too true!

he's the only one awake but the feed keeps showing the sleepers and snorers :(

[sukymac]

he will do something soon and then we will have the marcus has lost the plot threads

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
he will do something soon and then we will have the marcus has lost the plot threads

LOL he can't please some people whatever he does :wink:

does he ever sleep? the only time he looked asleep was when Siavash went for "the chat" and even then I think he was pretending ...

[sukymac]

he seems to snooze all day then come alive at night...has he still got the hump with siavash

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
he seems to snooze all day then come alive at night...has he still got the hump with siavash

not as far as I am aware, all seemed pretty much ok again after Noirin went.

after today's arguments and he was ordered out he went and spoke to siavash who was eating carrots in a cage [this is bl**dy surreal, isn't it?] and they seemed fine. Also when Marcus was in jail and Siavash was confessing that "the plan" with his not nominating had not gone well. It was funny :)

He's splashing wildly in the pool again now :wink: and making Marcus noises LOL

[shash]

he's stuck in reverse :shocked:

[sukymac]

splashing the cameras like mad...that will annoy the powers within..can see another caged incident

[ohflip]

They should punish Marcus by making Rodrigo go to jail..:cheer2:

imagine the bawling motormouth

[sukymac]

poor blokes bored out of his crazy brain

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
splashing the cameras like mad...that will annoy the powers within..can see another caged incident

he won't care, he's already caged within the BB house, what will another matter? :laugh: although he has shown even the house can not keep him in if he feels like climbing out.

I still don't know why they banned them all taking in books as a luxury item, they seem so bored sometimes.

[sukymac]

Originally posted by ohflip
They should punish Marcus by making Rodrigo go to jail..:cheer2:


omg yes that would be so good....crying and whinging

[ohflip]

"Maruus yu make trouble all time now i in jail u not care look me in jail now...u big brother now...wahhhhhhhhhhh"

[shash]

Originally posted by ohflip
They should punish Marcus by making Rodrigo go to jail..:cheer2:

imagine the bawling motormouth

LOL

I have a theory as to why Rodders gets so tetchy and grouchy sometimes, it is because his bed is closest to that squeaky door - which I haven't decided whether that is just BB being nasty or simply in need of some WD40

[sukymac]

should get him out of bed and send him there:cheer:

[sukymac]

Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by ohflip
They should punish Marcus by making Rodrigo go to jail..:cheer2:

imagine the bawling motormouth

LOL

I have a theory as to why Rodders gets so tetchy and grouchy sometimes, it is because his bed is closest to that squeaky door - which I haven't decided whether that is just BB being nasty or simply in need of some WD40

thats a rotten thing to call charlie :joker:

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
should get him out of bed and send him there:cheer:

:hello:

"this is not fair, you dees-ri-spekt da cameras and now I in jail - I very upset"

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by ohflip
They should punish Marcus by making Rodrigo go to jail..:cheer2:

imagine the bawling motormouth

LOL

I have a theory as to why Rodders gets so tetchy and grouchy sometimes, it is because his bed is closest to that squeaky door - which I haven't decided whether that is just BB being nasty or simply in need of some WD40

thats a rotten thing to call charlie :joker:


:joker::laugh2::joker::laugh2::thumbs:

squeaky door or WD40 :whistle::joker::joker::joker::laugh2:

[cookiemonster]

don't take the piss out of Rodrigo, he's lovely.

[sukymac]

Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by sukymac
should get him out of bed and send him there:cheer:

:hello:

"this is not fair, you dees-ri-spekt da cameras and now I in jail - I very upset"

well at least thats something to get upset about...at last:banana:

[shash]

Originally posted by sukymac
Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by sukymac
should get him out of bed and send him there:cheer:

:hello:

"this is not fair, you dees-ri-spekt da cameras and now I in jail - I very upset"

well at least thats something to get upset about...at last:banana:

yeah, he's been wanting to have something to be upset about for ages :hello:

[sukymac]

hopefully marcus will come out with one of his classic lines for him...100% upset guaranteed

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by cookiemonster
"that tea tastes like purfume and puke" (it was chocolate and chilli)

:thumbs2:

[shash]

"100% upset guaranteed" :cheer2:

[sukymac]

anyway off to bed or i wont see daylight...mingebag out lol

[shash]

I was about to say similar LOL
goodnight, nice chatting :)

[ohflip]

must say really enjoyed last night :laugh: