Marcus will walk very soon

[Shasown]

I have some really bad news for all fans of the legend. I have sussed Marcus out. He is simply in the house for a bit of a break from reality. He has placed himself into a situation to avoid the pressure he would feel outside.



He is if you notice always looking at the roof, that is the way he will exit the house and very soon.




I can now exclusively reveal the reason, its something Marcus has been waiting for all his life, it is his raison d'etre







Yes thats right folks GI Joe: The rise of Cobra is on general release from today

Marcus Akin and his collection of plastic dollies appearing at a cinema near you.

[BB22]

Highly amusing.

[santaa]

Marcus will never walk as along as he believes he can win

[golden]

The only thing he's gonna do is pretend to want to go everytime he's up!
:rolleyes:

[kma]

marcus is a total moron, lives with his mother and plays with his moron toys.
he's in big brother as he is deluded and confused; hence the moronic haircut. He thinks he's a rebel but is a complete moron, perhaps in school his only way of getting attention was to act and dress like a moron. He should become a clown in a wrestling ring, all the moron fans can then cheer on their moron king as he gets sweaty with other morons.

[ohflip]

Dont despair Marcovites our Icon will never walk he would rather put his bellend in a washing machine with bleach on a 12,000 spin cycle

THE KING IS ALIVE:banana: LONG LIVE THE KING

[shash]

He found the clues and evidence with this little black things :wink: I don't care, I am only watching the house as an escape from reality too, and Marcus' antics provide great entertainment. Every day is just a bonus :hugesmile:

[NadiasWilly]

I saw GI Joe last night and it's really not worth walking out for.

And he will never walk. He's said so many times.

He's had many occasions to but resisted.

[shash]

Originally posted by kma
marcus is a total moron, lives with his mother and plays with his moron toys.
he's in big brother as he is deluded and confused; hence the moronic haircut. He thinks he's a rebel but is a complete moron, perhaps in school his only way of getting attention was to act and dress like a moron. He should become a clown in a wrestling ring, all the moron fans can then cheer on their moron king as he gets sweaty with other morons.
being a moron is the new cool :laugh:

can I point you in the direction of a thesaurus? there are alternative terms, you know :tongue:




moron #83

[Jackie]

No way will he walk.

[cassieparis]

IRONY ...... they missed it OP!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh3:
but Marcus will do that rile you into a cloud of irrationality

[Kazanne]

He was talking about he would like to see the show from the outside as it would be a good laugh,but I don't think he'll walk,I hope not he makes me laugh

[camertone]

yes, he must be missing his super hero figurings! :) LOL

if he stares at ceilings and roofs, he must be mental.

[BB22]

Originally posted by no1Joeno1
Originally posted by kma
marcus is a total moron, lives with his mother and plays with his moron toys.
he's in big brother as he is deluded and confused; hence the moronic haircut. He thinks he's a rebel but is a complete moron, perhaps in school his only way of getting attention was to act and dress like a moron. He should become a clown in a wrestling ring, all the moron fans can then cheer on their moron king as he gets sweaty with other morons.
It even says on his info page on BB he lives on himself...

Haha, yeah, this "Marcus lives with his mother" meme has a life of its own and no amount of actual facts seems to stop it.

[BB22]

I don't think he will walk.

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by BB22
Originally posted by no1Joeno1
Originally posted by kma
marcus is a total moron, lives with his mother and plays with his moron toys.
he's in big brother as he is deluded and confused; hence the moronic haircut. He thinks he's a rebel but is a complete moron, perhaps in school his only way of getting attention was to act and dress like a moron. He should become a clown in a wrestling ring, all the moron fans can then cheer on their moron king as he gets sweaty with other morons.
It even says on his info page on BB he lives on himself...

Haha, yeah, this "Marcus lives with his mother" meme has a life of its own and no amount of actual facts seems to stop it.

How hard is it for people to grasp this?!

She has a ROOM in his house. Weird setup but we dont know the reasons for this. And he certainly doesnt live with her, in her house.

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by santaa
Marcus will never walk as along as he believes he can win

You got it.
People wonder why I smack Marcy around on here but the truth is I was actually cheering him on a bit holding out hope he was going to be one of the 'real people' in the house and he might have a 'journey' experience into becoming a grown man,
but,
what I found out is that he is one of the biggest phonies to ever seek attention in BB history. He is also desperately in there and is playing, game-playing (often idiotically) and he definitely does NOT want to walk.
Having said that.. .. he 'would' most definitely walk in any situation where he is sure he is going to be evicted or believes 'booted' for infractions.
He will do some scenario in which he 'dont give a ****' and threaten someone with violence (and where he wont actually have to) and then get himself disqualified.
Even better if he says 'Eff U' and runs over the wall.

Yes, it is for two 'reasons':
1) he can 'save face' and among his friends be a 'legend' who was so dangerous BB couldn't even handle him.. were scared he'd hurt someone etc etc,
and,
2) as the OP says - so he doesn't have to actually put his walk where his talk is. He is terrified of being 'punked' once outside those doors, he will not be able to handle the questions about his hypocrisy and his brain will collapse from the fans interrogations.

The good news (not really) is that Marcus most definitely does have an 'irrepressible' protection around his teenaged 'Darkhorse' character.
You could put him on Big Mouth and run video footage of him being a hypocrite,
have psychiatrists explain it,
Have audience members with pointers showing him,
and yet he would STILL just huff and 'Fack offf' and convince himself it was all lies.

But yeah.. he most definitely already has his escape plan and story on how it will be 'awesome cool' all worked out.
The OP is right - you can catch him staring and almost see his mind rationalizing a deluded scenario that serves him and his needs.

[delta]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BB22
Originally posted by no1Joeno1
Originally posted by kma
marcus is a total moron, lives with his mother and plays with his moron toys.
he's in big brother as he is deluded and confused; hence the moronic haircut. He thinks he's a rebel but is a complete moron, perhaps in school his only way of getting attention was to act and dress like a moron. He should become a clown in a wrestling ring, all the moron fans can then cheer on their moron king as he gets sweaty with other morons.
It even says on his info page on BB he lives on himself...

Haha, yeah, this "Marcus lives with his mother" meme has a life of its own and no amount of actual facts seems to stop it.

How hard is it for people to grasp this?!

She has a ROOM in his house. Weird setup but we dont know the reasons for this. And he certainly doesnt live with her, in her house.


Irrespective of who owns the house, he lives with his mother!!

Too hard for you to grasp?

[BB22]

Originally posted by delta
Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BB22
Originally posted by no1Joeno1
Originally posted by kma
marcus is a total moron, lives with his mother and plays with his moron toys.
he's in big brother as he is deluded and confused; hence the moronic haircut. He thinks he's a rebel but is a complete moron, perhaps in school his only way of getting attention was to act and dress like a moron. He should become a clown in a wrestling ring, all the moron fans can then cheer on their moron king as he gets sweaty with other morons.
It even says on his info page on BB he lives on himself...

Haha, yeah, this "Marcus lives with his mother" meme has a life of its own and no amount of actual facts seems to stop it.

How hard is it for people to grasp this?!

She has a ROOM in his house. Weird setup but we dont know the reasons for this. And he certainly doesnt live with her, in her house.


Irrespective of who owns the house, he lives with his mother!!

Too hard for you to grasp?

Look, can we clear this up once and for all? Marcus lives on his own. It even bloody says so on his profile on the official BB website.

[BB22]

Geez, it is like one of those bloody urban myths. There is always someone coming along relating it despite its repeated debunking. :rolleyes:

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by delta


Irrespective of who owns the house, he lives with his mother!!

Too hard for you to grasp?

His mother has her own house, she has a room in his also though.

So no, he doesnt live with his mother.

[ElProximo]

Hey.. not sure how that happened? :banana:

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by ElProximo
I recall BB made it clear that he lives at home with his Mother and then joked that his Mother had 'allowed him to out' for BB.
This was on launch night.

Later, in a garden talk, Freddy was explaining that he does live at home but the house is so big with 80 rooms that he has no reason to move out on his own as he can pick a room and his parents have another and they don't have to see each other much etc..

...then Marcus saw the approval Freddy got and quickly gave what was his own version saying (paraphrasing),
Yeah.. that is like the same with me. basically yes I live with my mother but she has her own room she stays in and stuff and I have my own room but basically I have the run of the house wherever I want.. and she has her own bedroom... and stuff.. so its like the same thing as Freddy is saying.

and I am also sure he added something like "and I can have my girlfriends come over and stuff whatever.."

It seems to me he did add in there somewhere, something like 'I did have my own place for while with a buddy of mine but..'

I'd also point to the 'at home' bits they do for launch nights and Marcus' introduction does take place in what appears to be a teenage boys bedroom and nowhere else.
Just saying.


Woof! That’s right – woof! Because if there’s one word Marcus is going to say, it’s woof! Or maybe graaaaarrrr. Or Yeah! Because Marcus is a bloke, yeah?

Fearless and manly are two words he openly uses to describe himself, and he’s ready to take on any task or challenge to prove he’s ‘the man’.

If he could have his dream job, it would be as a porn star. Yeah! And if he could break the law, he’d do a bank job for the ‘high rock and roll factor.’ Yeah!

Oh, did we mention Marcus has lived on his own for 20 years with his cat. No, thought not.

Surprisingly, Marcus does have one or two bad habits including swearing, chewing his nails and arguing. He freely admits that he uses the worst swear words around, so ‘bleeps’ should be expected. Do not adjust your set.

Naked ladies, toys and guitars make him happy. People who dislike his hair offend him. Did we mention that Marcus was single? And has a mullet?

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Why would the BB homepage lie??

[Brad.]

Wolverine will never walk, he is too strong for that

[shash]

what exactly is the problem if he does share a house with his mother? I am genuinely puzzled :puzzled: he said, quite openly, very early on that he "lives with my mum, well actually, she lives with me. She has her own room and the rest of the house is mine". Now, for whatever reasons, I don't see how this makes him in any way dysfunctional, nor how it is in any way relevant. If this is all people can dislike him for then he must be doing something right :hugesmile:

As VickyJ above says, this is what I have heard too, that his mother has her own house somewhere else, and a room at his too.

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by ElProximo
I recall BB made it clear that he lives at home with his Mother and then joked that his Mother had 'allowed him to out' for BB.
This was on launch night.

Later, in a garden talk, Freddy was explaining that he does live at home but the house is so big with 80 rooms that he has no reason to move out on his own as he can pick a room and his parents have another and they don't have to see each other much etc..

...then Marcus saw the approval Freddy got and quickly gave what was his own version saying (paraphrasing),
Yeah.. that is like the same with me. basically yes I live with my mother but she has her own room she stays in and stuff and I have my own room but basically I have the run of the house wherever I want.. and she has her own bedroom... and stuff.. so its like the same thing as Freddy is saying.

and I am also sure he added something like "and I can have my girlfriends come over and stuff whatever.."

It seems to me he did add in there somewhere, something like 'I did have my own place for while with a buddy of mine but..'

I'd also point to the 'at home' bits they do for launch nights and Marcus' introduction does take place in what appears to be a teenage boys bedroom and nowhere else.
Just saying.


Woof! That’s right – woof! Because if there’s one word Marcus is going to say, it’s woof! Or maybe graaaaarrrr. Or Yeah! Because Marcus is a bloke, yeah?

Fearless and manly are two words he openly uses to describe himself, and he’s ready to take on any task or challenge to prove he’s ‘the man’.

If he could have his dream job, it would be as a porn star. Yeah! And if he could break the law, he’d do a bank job for the ‘high rock and roll factor.’ Yeah!

Oh, did we mention Marcus has lived on his own for 20 years with his cat. No, thought not.

Surprisingly, Marcus does have one or two bad habits including swearing, chewing his nails and arguing. He freely admits that he uses the worst swear words around, so ‘bleeps’ should be expected. Do not adjust your set.

Naked ladies, toys and guitars make him happy. People who dislike his hair offend him. Did we mention that Marcus was single? And has a mullet?

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Why would the BB homepage lie??

Yes and no.
Yes that much was said but that is not all that was said and there was definitely more.
Davina most definitely said he lives with his Mum and teased she gave him permission to go out.

These are not contradictions though. in your quote they are teasing he doesn't have a wife and/or live-in girlfried and instead has had a cat.
That is my theory on that cat statement.

I could ask you - why would Davina say he lives with his Mum?
Was that a lie?
Why did Marcus say he lives with his Mum?
Was he lying?
Or did he tell them he lives alone with his cat but didn't mention his Mum?
You tell me.

[shash]

anyone who has a cat cannot be all bad :wink:

[mangasatsuma]

If Marcus gets evicted then he would climb the roof.

BB: Would Marcus please leave the Big Brother house.
M: Nah. Come and get me you cants...

etc.