Caption Contest!!!

[Nikkos]

Here's a little thing to do. Here is a random pic. You have to put a caption ( a funny and witty sentence summarising a scenario for the picture) and see who can come up with the funniest

Please don't put out nasty if you dislike them, just show off ya wittyness

[Nikkos]

"oh no Kemal, you've dropped your turkish delight"

[coltrane]

No, No Kemal, you can't show me what you do with Alphabeti Spaghetti - whatever that may be, but you may chase me darling, anyway- it's the first thing I've had stuck on my bottom for weeks now!

:colour::colour::colour::joker::joker::joker:

[GlitterEyes]

I think this one is quite hard to caption