Has David eBayed himself?

[Luanda]

With David you get what you see but one thing worries me. He is always talking about his activities on eBay which leads me to think has he eBayed himself? The more I look at David the more I think he is put together wrong. His legs seem to have been made for somebody else and his face seems to be put together with bits from different people.

Does anyone else think David has bought bits of himself from eBay and manufactured himself?

[aiv]

lol possibly