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Captain.Remy
10-08-2009, 05:23 PM
'What do they make their webs out of ?'
'Web.'
'Yeah but where does it come from ? Out the butt ?'
'Like Spiderman'
'I wouldn't know how to do it if I was a spider'
'If you were a spider, you'd know how to do it'
'No I'm saying it would be hard to learn'

I love their talks, they're just priceless. Thanks for teaching us life Jordan and Jeff ! Last week, we've learnt 60 divided by 4 was 25. :hugesmile:

Marc
10-08-2009, 05:26 PM
I loved this convo she is so lush :lovedup:

Captain.Remy
10-08-2009, 05:42 PM
It makes Jordan even sexier. I think they have found each other, like Dumb & Dumber, Thing One and Thing Two. :spin2:
Can't wait for more !

BBUK4LYFE
10-08-2009, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
It makes Jordan even sexier. I think they have found each other, like Dumb & Dumber, Thing One and Thing Two. :spin2:
Can't wait for more !
I find nothing about dumb a woman sexy.

melanie
10-08-2009, 09:16 PM
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"

"I wouldn't wanna be in a big house all by myself, I'd be scared! What if there's like a killer in there?"

Chri$
10-08-2009, 10:31 PM
I used to hate Jeff then I like him and now I hate him again.

Its the same thing every episode, Jordan will say something stupid then Jeff will answer it in a stupid way.

They can both leave now. :mad:

melanie
10-08-2009, 10:53 PM
^ Too bad they don't show the stupid things that Jessie says :p

At least Jeff and Jordan know they're dumb, Jessie actually thinks he's smart.

LemonJam
10-08-2009, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"

"I wouldn't wanna be in a big house all by myself, I'd be scared! What if there's like a killer in there?"

I spat my drink out at that 1st one LMAO

BBUK4LYFE
10-08-2009, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

melanie
11-08-2009, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

At least she hasn't had sex in the house even though she's got a guy like Jeff all over her unlike someone else *cough* :tongue:

MarkWaldorf
11-08-2009, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"

"I wouldn't wanna be in a big house all by myself, I'd be scared! What if there's like a killer in there?"

R O F L

fallenkal
12-08-2009, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
It makes Jordan even sexier. I think they have found each other, like Dumb & Dumber, Thing One and Thing Two. :spin2:
Can't wait for more !
I find nothing about dumb a woman sexy.

She's not dumb, just not book smart. I saw her talking game in an interview and she knows exactly what she's doing. She's got everyone fooled inside the house!

fallenkal
12-08-2009, 06:12 AM
"I'd say throw an egg at me but you can't even get one out!"

Jeff's awesome!

BBUK4LYFE
12-08-2009, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

Marc
12-08-2009, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

If Jessie was a girl would you be saying the same thing? Him showing his man titties all the time

BBUK4LYFE
12-08-2009, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

If Jessie was a girl would you be saying the same thing? Him showing his man titties all the time
Are you honestly being serious right now?

Marc
12-08-2009, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

If Jessie was a girl would you be saying the same thing? Him showing his man titties all the time
Are you honestly being serious right now?

No :tongue: you shouldn't take things so seriously yourself

BBUK4LYFE
12-08-2009, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

If Jessie was a girl would you be saying the same thing? Him showing his man titties all the time
Are you honestly being serious right now?

No :tongue: you shouldn't take things so seriously yourself

http://i28.tinypic.com/1tqzxx.gif

Marc
12-08-2009, 01:28 PM
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Captain.Remy
12-08-2009, 01:31 PM
Message original : Marcjswp
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Could I agree more ? No. :hugesmile:

Jordan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jessie. Well, she's a girl so she naturally is prior to anything else.

I am starting to find Chima rather sexy. God help me, I'm falling in love with her big sausages. :shocked:

Vladimir
12-08-2009, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie


I agree.

Firewire
12-08-2009, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
Message original : Marcjswp
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Could I agree more ? No. :hugesmile:

Jordan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jessie. Well, she's a girl so she naturally is prior to anything else.

LOL

I agree. JORDAN TO WIN!

Chri$
12-08-2009, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Yes but Jessie is a professional bodybuilder and his job is his body so I say if he can take his shirt off and 'promote' his body on a TV show watched by 7 Million then good for him.

Jessie hasn't been flaunting this season but he did last season and he isn't arrogant for knowing what he is doing, He is playing the game which Jeff and Jordan don't know how too.

Captain.Remy
12-08-2009, 01:55 PM
Message original : Chri$
He is playing the game which Jeff and Jordan don't know how too.

Playing the game ? What big moves did he do ? I don't think he's a great player. To be honest, first time he's up, he's gone. He is such a dumbass.

Marc
12-08-2009, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Chri$
Originally posted by Marcjswp
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Yes but Jessie is a professional bodybuilder and his job is his body so I say if he can take his shirt off and 'promote' his body on a TV show watched by 7 Million then good for him.

Jessie hasn't been flaunting this season but he did last season and he isn't arrogant for knowing what he is doing, He is playing the game which Jeff and Jordan don't know how too.

So Jordan's a beautiful women?? she has breasts and has a nice bum.. so she can flaunt them too! But if she did she'd be called a slag or something.
Jessie is arrogant, he is ridiculously arrogant, if you can't see that he's arrogant not even a teeny tiny bit then I'm sorry your blind!!

Jeff is a game player, he'll show that on thursday when he gets Jessie evicted.

BBUK4LYFE
12-08-2009, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Chri$
Originally posted by Marcjswp
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Yes but Jessie is a professional bodybuilder and his job is his body so I say if he can take his shirt off and 'promote' his body on a TV show watched by 7 Million then good for him.

Jessie hasn't been flaunting this season but he did last season and he isn't arrogant for knowing what he is doing, He is playing the game which Jeff and Jordan don't know how too.

So Jordan's a beautiful women?? she has breasts and has a nice bum.. so she can flaunt them too! But if she did she'd be called a slag or something.
Jessie is arrogant, he is ridiculously arrogant, if you can't see that he's arrogant not even a teeny tiny bit then I'm sorry your blind!!

Jeff is a game player, he'll show that on thursday when he gets Jessie evicted.
Stop hating on the man's swag.

Jessie isn't going any where.

Jeff will be out of the house before Natalie or Jessie.

Marc
12-08-2009, 02:03 PM
:rolleyes:

Captain.Remy
12-08-2009, 03:15 PM
It was supposed to be a funny thread. :sad:

But God knows I love arguments ! :bigsmile:

melanie
12-08-2009, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

What numerous occasions? The only times she has flashed a guy was by accident while she was changing.

That doesn't compare to having sex in the house on numerous occassions jsyk

melanie
12-08-2009, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Chri$
Originally posted by Marcjswp
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Yes but Jessie is a professional bodybuilder and his job is his body so I say if he can take his shirt off and 'promote' his body on a TV show watched by 7 Million then good for him.

Jessie hasn't been flaunting this season but he did last season and he isn't arrogant for knowing what he is doing, He is playing the game which Jeff and Jordan don't know how too.

So Jordan's a beautiful women?? she has breasts and has a nice bum.. so she can flaunt them too! But if she did she'd be called a slag or something.
Jessie is arrogant, he is ridiculously arrogant, if you can't see that he's arrogant not even a teeny tiny bit then I'm sorry your blind!!

Jeff is a game player, he'll show that on thursday when he gets Jessie evicted.
Stop hating on the man's swag.

Jessie isn't going any where.

Jeff will be out of the house before Natalie or Jessie.

Jessie will be gone on Thursday yay

BBUK4LYFE
12-08-2009, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

What numerous occasions? The only times she has flashed a guy was by accident while she was changing.

That doesn't compare to having sex in the house on numerous occassions jsyk
She flashed her ass twice that I know of.

Once when Casey was hosting the modeling game.

The other time, when they were playing "thumbs up thumbs down".

She also flashed her boobs to Jessie, Jeff and to the other guy that was evicted in the first week.

:bored:

BBUK4LYFE
12-08-2009, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Chri$
Originally posted by Marcjswp
But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Yes but Jessie is a professional bodybuilder and his job is his body so I say if he can take his shirt off and 'promote' his body on a TV show watched by 7 Million then good for him.

Jessie hasn't been flaunting this season but he did last season and he isn't arrogant for knowing what he is doing, He is playing the game which Jeff and Jordan don't know how too.

So Jordan's a beautiful women?? she has breasts and has a nice bum.. so she can flaunt them too! But if she did she'd be called a slag or something.
Jessie is arrogant, he is ridiculously arrogant, if you can't see that he's arrogant not even a teeny tiny bit then I'm sorry your blind!!

Jeff is a game player, he'll show that on thursday when he gets Jessie evicted.
Stop hating on the man's swag.

Jessie isn't going any where.

Jeff will be out of the house before Natalie or Jessie.

Jessie will be gone on Thursday yay

http://i31.tinypic.com/143p7rk.gif

melanie
12-08-2009, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"
She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

What numerous occasions? The only times she has flashed a guy was by accident while she was changing.

That doesn't compare to having sex in the house on numerous occassions jsyk
She flashed her ass twice that I know of.

Once when Casey was hosting the modeling game.

The other time, when they were playing "thumbs up thumbs down".

She also flashed her boobs to Jessie, Jeff and to the other guy that was evicted in the first week.

:bored:

I don't get why flashing your ass is such a big deal. :rolleyes:

STILL DOES NOT COMPARE TO HAVING SEX IN THE HOUSE MORE THAN ONCE. :bored:

Marc
12-08-2009, 09:01 PM
Melanie who's had sex??

melanie
12-08-2009, 09:18 PM
Jessie and Lydia

Marc
13-08-2009, 12:07 PM
Whaaaaat?! when was that ?

melanie
13-08-2009, 09:20 PM
More than once. He keeps on mentioning his two fingers to Lydia.

Such a vulgar young man. :bored:

BBUK4LYFE
13-08-2009, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by melanie
More than once. He keeps on mentioning his two fingers to Lydia.

Such a vulgar young man. :bored:
Having sex under the privacy of covers like nature intended it to be >>>>> flashing your private parts for the whole world to see.

Such a classless young lady. :bored:

Marc
13-08-2009, 09:48 PM
having sex on a reality tv show isn't natural

melanie
13-08-2009, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by melanie
More than once. He keeps on mentioning his two fingers to Lydia.

Such a vulgar young man. :bored:
Having sex under the privacy of covers like nature intended it to be >>>>> flashing your private parts for the whole world to see.

Such a classless young lady. :bored:

Sex on reality tv < flashing your private parts by accident

Captain.Remy
14-08-2009, 10:00 AM
Message original : Marcjswp
Whaaaaat?! when was that ?

That is old mate ! It was cringe to be honest haha

Marc
14-08-2009, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
Message original : Marcjswp
Whaaaaat?! when was that ?

That is old mate ! It was cringe to be honest haha

Hehe I'm far too behind on gossip :tongue:

BBUK4LYFE
14-08-2009, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
Message original : Marcjswp
Whaaaaat?! when was that ?

That is old mate ! It was cringe to be honest haha

Hehe I'm far too behind on gossip :tongue:
When did you become a mod?:shocked:

Marc
14-08-2009, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
Message original : Marcjswp
Whaaaaat?! when was that ?

That is old mate ! It was cringe to be honest haha

Hehe I'm far too behind on gossip :tongue:
When did you become a mod?:shocked:

yeah thats right, be careful

:tongue:

BBUK4LYFE
14-08-2009, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by BBUK4LYFE
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
Message original : Marcjswp
Whaaaaat?! when was that ?

That is old mate ! It was cringe to be honest haha

Hehe I'm far too behind on gossip :tongue:
When did you become a mod?:shocked:

yeah thats right, be careful

:tongue:
:hugesmile: