Definition of a DIVA/Diva essentials

[Feyt]

For all those budding diva's out there here's a list of MUST HAVES for the complete DIVA.

Diva Essentials!

Attitude

Plan "B"

A pair and a "spare" (dates)

A Black Dress

A pair of Spiked Heels

A Big Purse

Cash

Debit Card

An Alpha-Numeric Pager

Cellular Phone w/ caller id and call waiting

Handheld P.C. or P.D.A.

Calculator

Pen

Condoms

Breath Mints

Matte Lipstick

Black Eyeliner

Eye Drops

Pressed Powder

Hand Cream

Fragrance

Facial Tissues

Wet Wipes

Tylenol

Vanity Liscense Plate

Sexy Lingerie

Spare Hoisery


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[Lance]

Attitude - check

Plan "B" - check

A pair and a "spare" (dates) - check

A Black Dress - erm nope

A pair of Spiked Heels - nope

A Big Purse - nope

Cash - check

Debit Card - nope

An Alpha-Numeric Pager -a what?

Cellular Phone w/ caller id and call waiting - check

Handheld P.C. or P.D.A. - check

Calculator - check

Pen - check

Condoms - check

Breath Mints - check

Matte Lipstick - id be worried if i knew what that was

Black Eyeliner - again worried if i did

Eye Drops - nope

Pressed Powder - erm what?

Hand Cream - nope

Fragrance -indeed

Facial Tissues - yep

Wet Wipes - yep

Tylenol - what?

Vanity Liscense Plate -lol nope

Sexy Lingerie - god yeah!lol

Spare Hoisery - hosiery?

Oh well guess I wouldnt be part of Team Diva:laugh: