Jobs for housemates after BB

[p7ped]

What do you think the housemates will go on to do after Bb ends.

Freddie - Toilet attendant in M&S, drinks parafin on his days off

Siavash - McDonalds - "do you want large fries with that dude" "Cornetto mcflurry, it's all good man"

Marcus - In prison for killing his mother after she put his "Dungeons and Dragons" collection on Ebay while he was in the house.

Bea - Primark shop assistant

Rodrigo - Louis Walsh's toy boy

David - TV fashion show presenter - clothes show revival

Lisa - Andy Bells replacement in Erasure

Sophie - Peter Stringfellow's girlfriend

Charlie - Gimp

[BlackOrWhite]

Freddie - Probably go back to being a rent boy

Siavash - Something in telesales, he doesn't have the face for face2face customer contact

Marcus - I don't know

Bea - Back to working on the street corners

Rodrigo - Yeah, Louis Walsh's toy boy

David - Probably, live of the little earnings he gets from the show

Lisa - Dole (obviously)

Sophie - Topless model

Charlie - Crisp taster or something like that

[Fendertele]

Lisa cleaning chewing gum, and fag butts, from town centres, and washing p-ss from pavements on a Saturday night.

[BlackOrWhite]

Originally posted by Fendertele
Lisa cleaning chewing gum, and fag butts, from town centres, and washing p-ss from pavements on a Saturday night.

My arse! Lisa won't work. :joker: