New marcus quote just in

[bigmalky]

I've got the girth!

[brendamiller]

hes brilliant isn't he

[ConnieLingus]

The love pump is like a baby's arm.

[jgfrise]

Foul excuse for a man:devil:

[bigmalky]

Originally posted by jgfrise
Foul excuse for a man:devil:

Compared to the makeup covered ladyboys that you see posing all over our cities... he's a rugged hero in this age of political correctness and image over personality.

Be off with you harridan! :tongue:

[jgfrise]

So picking his nose, discussing his girth, eating his own toenails, trimming arm hair......the list could go on and on.....and the foul disgusting language and stealing fags make him a rugged hero. My God I would rather have made-up ladyboys thank you:devil:

[bigmalky]

Originally posted by jgfrise
So picking his nose, discussing his girth, eating his own toenails, trimming arm hair......the list could go on and on.....and the foul disgusting language and stealing fags make him a rugged hero. My God I would rather have made-up ladyboys thank you:devil:

You live in a truly sheltered world, most men I know do all that and more in the comfort of their own homes as do their female partners with bad habits... no lie. They are everyday people and I defy you to tell me you don't have minor flaws or bad habits.

Trying to be the perfect individual takes away your identity dontcherknow :pat:

[evanssusan]

Hear is a new quote S I C K

[bigmalky]

Originally posted by evanssusan
Hear is a new quote S I C K

No... that's how to spell sick... this isn't an educational thread you know.

I can signpost you to the Sesame Street forum, they'll be happy with your skills there :spin:

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by bigmalky
I've got the girth!

:hello:

[jgfrise]

Bigmalky - I guess Mucus must be a personal friend of your's?

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by bigmalky
Originally posted by jgfrise
So picking his nose, discussing his girth, eating his own toenails, trimming arm hair......the list could go on and on.....and the foul disgusting language and stealing fags make him a rugged hero. My God I would rather have made-up ladyboys thank you:devil:

You live in a truly sheltered world, most men I know do all that and more in the comfort of their own homes as do their female partners with bad habits... no lie. They are everyday people and I defy you to tell me you don't have minor flaws or bad habits.

Trying to be the perfect individual takes away your identity dontcherknow :pat:

Amen Brother

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by jgfrise
Bigmalky - I guess Mucus must be a personal friend of your's?

and Lisa is yours?

[bigmalky]

Originally posted by jgfrise
Bigmalky - I guess Mucus must be a personal friend of your's?

Nope, but he has the exact same sense of humour and I appreciate someone who doesn't take themselves or others that seriously. Life's pretty sad when you do. :shrug:

[sg160187]

Lets be honest the people who say they dislike Marcus are just angry they can't be the man!

The rest are just mere mortals who recognise the genius!

[evanssusan]

I KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR PROBABLY VILE LIKE HIM SO SPELL THIS ---- ---

[jgfrise]

HarryRag - what has the odious Lisa got to do with this thread?:cloud:

[jgfrise]

She is even more vile than Mucus:laugh3:

[keithafc]

Marcus - ****ING LEGEND. END OF!

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by jgfrise
HarryRag - what has the odious Lisa got to do with this thread?:cloud:

she's your friend :joker:

[sg160187]

Originally posted by evanssusan
I KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR PROBABLY VILE LIKE HIM SO SPELL THIS ---- ---

I see you can spell, so here have a cookie its got chocolate chips in :thumbs:

Now all you've got to master is that pesky caps lock button and we can release you back into society :wink:

[Jordan.]

:hello: That man needs to stay this friday :thumbs:

[evanssusan]

AH DONT BE UPSET YOU WILL SEE MARCUS ON FRIDAY

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by evanssusan
AH DONT BE UPSET YOU WILL SEE MARCUS ON FRIDAY

YOU MIGHT BE UPSET.....oops sorry caps, im not teenager anymore

[vladicus]

the only people who dont like him are chavs braindead people losers that dont understand him and sheep that just jump on the we hate marcus bandwagon i for one think marcus is the best fecking housemate of all time

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by sg160187
Originally posted by evanssusan
I KNOW HOW TO SPELL YOUR PROBABLY VILE LIKE HIM SO SPELL THIS ---- ---

I see you can spell, so here have a cookie its got chocolate chips in :thumbs:

Now all you've got to master is that pesky caps lock button and we can release you back into society :wink:

:joker::joker::joker::joker: