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cleaner67
07-09-2009, 07:19 PM
Cann`t use a computer

DrunkerThanMoses
07-09-2009, 10:47 PM
Is arline Phillips :thumbs: Sorry about the job love!

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 12:48 PM
Is a 50 year old woman with ginger hair.

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 02:26 PM
Looks like John McCriric's big toe.

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 04:04 PM
Does John Mcrirics washing

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Is a lady in waiting!:laugh2:

Twilight
08-09-2009, 04:28 PM
Is not jessicawalsh

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 04:36 PM
Lives on a desert island

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 04:49 PM
Wears pampers

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Sucks a dummy

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 05:04 PM
is bald

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 05:13 PM
Is from outer space

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Is from Kazakhstan.

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 05:16 PM
Is my gardener

Chantel
08-09-2009, 05:17 PM
is borat

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 05:18 PM
Is pregnant

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 05:18 PM
doesn`t wear clothes

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 05:19 PM
Is the real Elvis

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 05:23 PM
Is Count Dracular

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 05:23 PM
Has a face like the back of a bus

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 05:43 PM
Doesn`t post on tibb

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 05:49 PM
performed in an operah

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 05:56 PM
Is a coal miner

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 05:57 PM
Is a mule

BBUK4LYFE
08-09-2009, 06:10 PM
Does not post a lot.

Chantel
08-09-2009, 06:13 PM
hates basketball

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 06:14 PM
:laugh2:

Is 3ft tall

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 06:27 PM
Lives in Narnia

Chantel
08-09-2009, 06:29 PM
is katy perry

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 06:40 PM
Is a princess

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 06:43 PM
Won BB10

cleaner67
08-09-2009, 06:49 PM
Never watches tv.

Jessica.
08-09-2009, 06:51 PM
invented sky+

Twilight
08-09-2009, 07:05 PM
Is not tired

DrunkerThanMoses
08-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Was the pogo sticks best man?

DrunkerThanMoses
08-09-2009, 08:51 PM
im tempted to put, somehow had sex with the pogostick.. but ill say

Was the cause of the irish famine!

DrunkerThanMoses
08-09-2009, 08:52 PM
im tempted to put, somehow had sex with the pogostick.. but ill say

Was the cause of the irish famine!

Brad.
08-09-2009, 09:06 PM
Has changed his custom status in the last week

Brad.
08-09-2009, 09:08 PM
Yeah i know lol

Has no idea what the internet is

Brad.
08-09-2009, 09:11 PM
:joker:

has a fear of door-stops

Brad.
08-09-2009, 09:15 PM
:laugh3:

made the millionth post on tibb

Brad.
08-09-2009, 09:18 PM
lol you're good at these random ones :joker:

can kill two stones with one bird

Jayson
08-09-2009, 09:20 PM
Slapped Charles Dickens because old Charlie called him fat.

DrunkerThanMoses
08-09-2009, 10:19 PM
Was born on the day hilter died!

cleaner67
09-09-2009, 11:15 AM
Discovered America

Jessica.
09-09-2009, 12:55 PM
Was the captain of the titanic

cleaner67
09-09-2009, 03:53 PM
Started the mutiny on the Bounty

Niamh.
09-09-2009, 04:01 PM
Has no ears

Chantel
09-09-2009, 04:05 PM
slept with siavash :shocked:

Niamh.
09-09-2009, 04:08 PM
I like that one :thumbs:

Is the president of Luxembourg

cleaner67
09-09-2009, 04:23 PM
Has never been to Ireland

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Is married to tony blair!

cleaner67
09-09-2009, 04:47 PM
Is a member of the Bolshi Ballet

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 04:55 PM
Is katie prices left boob!

cleaner67
09-09-2009, 05:01 PM
Is Katie Prices right boob

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 05:05 PM
Is peter andres left....

nah

Invinted the automic bombs!

cleaner67
09-09-2009, 05:13 PM
Built the pyramids

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 05:15 PM
Collects dead rats?

Jessica.
09-09-2009, 05:18 PM
is dave ming chan

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 05:22 PM
Had sex with eric cartman?

Jessica.
09-09-2009, 05:28 PM
Is eric cartman

cleaner67
09-09-2009, 05:33 PM
Invented the wheel

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 05:40 PM
Is moses from the bible!

cleaner67
09-09-2009, 05:46 PM
Is a bingo caller

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 05:47 PM
Has pet rocks?

Jessica.
09-09-2009, 05:48 PM
Is lemmiwinks haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sbD6czlVNU

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 05:53 PM
:joker: Good one.

Is mr garrison/mrs garrison/ then again mr garrison

Jessica.
09-09-2009, 06:14 PM
Is mr slave

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 06:19 PM
is stuck up mr slaves arse!

Harry!
09-09-2009, 08:41 PM
Has my number tattoed on their bum :laugh:

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 09:53 PM
Is guy ritchie!

Twilight
09-09-2009, 11:52 PM
Is not Drunker Then Moses

DrunkerThanMoses
09-09-2009, 11:57 PM
loves the movie twlight and watches it everyday, and reads the books and is actually in line now waiting for the sequal movie, while psoting on here, shes also reading the books again, and on her website she created, www.welovetwlightbecuaseitsabrillentfilmandbook.co .uk

Josy
10-09-2009, 11:31 AM
Is not a member of The Brotherhood.

Jessica.
10-09-2009, 12:34 PM
is the irrepressible dark horse

cleaner67
10-09-2009, 01:29 PM
Has landscaped my garden

Jessica.
10-09-2009, 02:03 PM
Doesn't have a garden

MissKittyFantastico
10-09-2009, 02:12 PM
Is called Rebecca.

MissKittyFantastico
10-09-2009, 02:13 PM
Thinks Madonna is the hottest woman to ever walk the earth.

SurferJay
10-09-2009, 02:28 PM
is a vampire

Niamh.
10-09-2009, 02:41 PM
eyes glow in the dark

Harry!
10-09-2009, 04:00 PM
Has my number on redial.

Josy
10-09-2009, 04:20 PM
Hates Madonna

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 04:26 PM
Is married to the sky?

Jessica.
10-09-2009, 05:23 PM
Is stevie wonders wife

SurferJay
10-09-2009, 05:33 PM
Her name is actually not Jessica Walsh :tongue:

cleaner67
10-09-2009, 06:59 PM
Is very shy

SurferJay
10-09-2009, 07:01 PM
B-b-but I am vewy shy :bawling:

Is best friends with LORD VOLDEMORT!

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 07:13 PM
Shag Lord Voldemort!

Deirdre
10-09-2009, 07:50 PM
Killed Hitler

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 07:57 PM
Was Hitlers only ball!

cleaner67
10-09-2009, 08:35 PM
Was found under a gooseberry bush

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 08:38 PM
Is posting from a black hole

cleaner67
10-09-2009, 08:40 PM
Doesn`t ever post

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 08:43 PM
Was born on the 06/06/06

cleaner67
10-09-2009, 08:55 PM
Hasn`t been born yet

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 09:01 PM
Was a extra in the last harry potter film as a golblin, becuase she looks like one!

cleaner67
10-09-2009, 09:06 PM
Invented the light bulb

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 09:08 PM
Was he real inventer, but i stole her idea of the light bulb :devil:

SurferJay
10-09-2009, 09:11 PM
Is not actually drunk.

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 09:14 PM
Is friends with Meg from Family Guy

SurferJay
10-09-2009, 10:04 PM
Was originaly cast as Meg from Family Guy

Niamh.
10-09-2009, 10:45 PM
is afraid of goats

cleaner67
10-09-2009, 11:19 PM
Rides a donkey to work

DrunkerThanMoses
10-09-2009, 11:38 PM
Is my mother.. hi mum :xyxwave:

cleaner67
11-09-2009, 12:00 AM
Hello son :xyxwave:

Likes to drink blood

Jessica.
11-09-2009, 09:23 AM
has orange blood

cleaner67
11-09-2009, 09:48 AM
Doesn`t have any blood

Niamh.
11-09-2009, 09:55 AM
Is the welly boot throwing world champion

cleaner67
11-09-2009, 10:15 AM
Is a long distance runner

Jessica.
11-09-2009, 03:16 PM
Is founder of the paralimpics

SurferJay
11-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Hates puppies and kittens with a passion!

cleaner67
11-09-2009, 07:00 PM
Walks sideways

SurferJay
11-09-2009, 07:49 PM
Dances Like This = :dance:

cleaner67
11-09-2009, 07:53 PM
Doesn`t know his left from his right

SurferJay
11-09-2009, 07:57 PM
Doesnt know her (i think) up from down

Jessica.
11-09-2009, 08:00 PM
is a lady you know

cleaner67
11-09-2009, 08:04 PM
Has just swam the channel

Twilight
11-09-2009, 09:06 PM
Is online

SurferJay
11-09-2009, 09:10 PM
Is offline

Twilight
11-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Is not in a Cocky mood

DrunkerThanMoses
11-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Is a drag queen called Beatrice Baby-Doll!

SurferJay
11-09-2009, 09:46 PM
Is on BBBM tonight!

DrunkerThanMoses
11-09-2009, 09:52 PM
Got banned from his local bowling ally for ******** his pants!

SurferJay
11-09-2009, 09:54 PM
Burns down orphanages! :shocked:

DrunkerThanMoses
11-09-2009, 09:56 PM
Drug me to burn an orphange down.... :nono: :joker:

SurferJay
11-09-2009, 09:58 PM
laughs at old people!

DrunkerThanMoses
11-09-2009, 10:10 PM
Knows the whole words to the musical mammi mia and dance rountnes.. .and performs them everyday because hes loving abba?

cleaner67
11-09-2009, 11:38 PM
Is the Phantom of the Opera

DrunkerThanMoses
11-09-2009, 11:42 PM
Is Christine Daae

Vicky.
11-09-2009, 11:50 PM
Is a hermaphrodite midget who has a fetish for goats

DrunkerThanMoses
11-09-2009, 11:52 PM
Is happy that edward was hardly in new moon!

BBUK4LYFE
11-09-2009, 11:55 PM
Was THIS (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=147467) kid that got raped by his moms.

cleaner67
11-09-2009, 11:58 PM
Favourite meal is dogfood pie

DrunkerThanMoses
12-09-2009, 12:00 AM
Is susan Boyles first chin!

Josy
12-09-2009, 08:02 AM
Knows what i did last tuesday!

Jayson
12-09-2009, 08:36 AM
Is the baby in their avatar.

DrunkerThanMoses
12-09-2009, 10:52 AM
Is Dolly Partons wig!

Jessica.
12-09-2009, 02:41 PM
operated on dolly parton

Josy
12-09-2009, 03:27 PM
Pretends her name is Jessica Walsh.

Jessica.
12-09-2009, 03:44 PM
is the real kerry katona

Harry!
12-09-2009, 07:57 PM
Dreams of me in your sleep.

DrunkerThanMoses
13-09-2009, 12:32 AM
Is not alive at the moment :bawling:

Josy
13-09-2009, 07:33 AM
Thinks horror movies are cheesy.

Jessica.
13-09-2009, 02:23 PM
has a cheese house

DrunkerThanMoses
13-09-2009, 04:51 PM
is the prophet Mohamand!

Ninastar
13-09-2009, 05:04 PM
Hates kitties!

SurferJay
13-09-2009, 05:07 PM
Is a kittie

DrunkerThanMoses
13-09-2009, 05:30 PM
Is roger the alien from american dad..... i love you dude!:joker:

Harry!
13-09-2009, 09:10 PM
Nver brushes their teeth.

cleaner67
14-09-2009, 12:36 PM
Doesn`t know the alphabet

DrunkerThanMoses
14-09-2009, 01:04 PM
Is paul o grady

cleaner67
14-09-2009, 01:08 PM
Had a lead role in Zombie flesh eaters

DrunkerThanMoses
14-09-2009, 01:10 PM
Is Alister darlings left.. oh god what do you call them, ah i can think now.... :sad: ...........................eye brow....... ah i forgot for a moment!

cleaner67
14-09-2009, 01:19 PM
Has no memory

DrunkerThanMoses
14-09-2009, 01:25 PM
Was Vampira!

cleaner67
14-09-2009, 02:34 PM
Is Frankenstein

Jessica.
14-09-2009, 02:46 PM
is the queen

SurferJay
14-09-2009, 04:00 PM
Is a zombie-werewolf

GypsyGoth
14-09-2009, 04:05 PM
Is the great grandson of Marie Curie.

King Gizzard
14-09-2009, 04:11 PM
Is a long distance runner for Namibia

cleaner67
14-09-2009, 05:09 PM
Goes to bingo every night

SurferJay
14-09-2009, 05:42 PM
Is nocturnal.

GypsyGoth
14-09-2009, 10:36 PM
Was once found asleep and naked in the Egyptian section of the British Museum .

cleaner67
14-09-2009, 11:09 PM
Stole the crown jewels

DrunkerThanMoses
15-09-2009, 12:03 AM
Is the the 6th member of girls aloud??

GypsyGoth
15-09-2009, 12:06 AM
Once spoke with a spanish accent for ten days, just for the hell of it.

DrunkerThanMoses
15-09-2009, 12:07 AM
Was banned from Aldi's for not being Chav enough!

GypsyGoth
15-09-2009, 12:30 AM
Secretly fancies Ann Robinson.

DrunkerThanMoses
15-09-2009, 01:06 AM
Is Anne robinsons..... :lovedup:

GypsyGoth
15-09-2009, 01:22 AM
:laugh2:


Strongly believes that reptilians disguised as people run the world.

DrunkerThanMoses
15-09-2009, 07:23 AM
Is sectretly a alien from the planet ogneptune, who actually was sent here to dance with tony blair?

cleaner67
15-09-2009, 02:37 PM
Is Homer Simpsons best friend

cleaner67
15-09-2009, 02:48 PM
Is a secret lemonade drinker

SurferJay
15-09-2009, 03:11 PM
Lives in dark damp conditons and hates day light.

Josy
15-09-2009, 03:44 PM
Is a hermit with blue hair and curly fingernails.

Jessica.
15-09-2009, 04:27 PM
Is Blanket

Harry!
15-09-2009, 05:47 PM
Hates Germany and Ireland

Ramsay
15-09-2009, 05:49 PM
Hates Madonna:laugh::laugh:

DrunkerThanMoses
15-09-2009, 06:17 PM
Was once considered the 7th worst singer in Finland?

Jessica.
15-09-2009, 06:23 PM
Is of inuit descent

DrunkerThanMoses
15-09-2009, 07:16 PM
Is a Pokemon!

Barbie
15-09-2009, 07:41 PM
joined an OAP swim club

DrunkerThanMoses
15-09-2009, 07:43 PM
Was Banned from the OAP Swim Club for peeing in the poll too many times!

SurferJay
16-09-2009, 02:44 PM
Pee'd in an OAP swim club pool then blamed someone else and got them banned!

DrunkerThanMoses
16-09-2009, 02:47 PM
Was banned from the OAP Swim Club for ******** in the pool. :nono:

SurferJay
16-09-2009, 05:48 PM
works as a cleaner for the oap swim pool

Jessica.
16-09-2009, 06:50 PM
Is the OAP swimming instructer

cleaner67
16-09-2009, 07:15 PM
Is the oap life guard

SurferJay
16-09-2009, 09:55 PM
Knows everyone that works at the oap

DrunkerThanMoses
16-09-2009, 10:20 PM
Was once consider the 17th best singer in their hometown Pollemgrando, which has a popualtion of 17!

GypsyGoth
16-09-2009, 10:25 PM
Has a recurring dream that they live in a dank cave under London.

DrunkerThanMoses
16-09-2009, 10:26 PM
Is Peter Griffens Chin!

SurferJay
17-09-2009, 04:07 PM
Is peter griffins a$$ crack!

Harry!
17-09-2009, 09:19 PM
Fancies me.

Jessica.
17-09-2009, 09:21 PM
Is a member of mensa

DrunkerThanMoses
17-09-2009, 10:29 PM
Is my friend... love you!

KillER
18-09-2009, 02:56 AM
hates the welsh

DrunkerThanMoses
18-09-2009, 05:45 AM
Is the greek god of vodka?

GypsyGoth
18-09-2009, 05:55 AM
Once claimed that just like Samson, their hair gave them strength and subsequently didn't get it cut for three whole years.

DrunkerThanMoses
18-09-2009, 05:58 AM
Lol. Created the first ever machine that turns people into cats that have 5 paws?

Jessica.
18-09-2009, 12:03 PM
has never been drunk

DrunkerThanMoses
18-09-2009, 12:05 PM
Is the transexual from the horry picture show!

Jessica.
18-09-2009, 12:09 PM
Is an umlaut

DrunkerThanMoses
18-09-2009, 12:11 PM
Is Cartmans cat! "Badddddddddddddddd Kityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" :nono:

Jessica.
18-09-2009, 12:15 PM
Drinks Durchfalle

DrunkerThanMoses
18-09-2009, 12:16 PM
Has no idea that their on earth?

Ramsay
18-09-2009, 12:17 PM
is more sober then moses

Jayson
18-09-2009, 12:19 PM
Is the worst person on TiBB.

Ramsay
18-09-2009, 12:21 PM
I dont love him!

DrunkerThanMoses
18-09-2009, 02:42 PM
Was arrested for being to annoying!

cleaner67
18-09-2009, 07:45 PM
Lives in a tree and only eats worms

Harry!
18-09-2009, 07:58 PM
Smells of rubbish bins.

GypsyGoth
18-09-2009, 08:38 PM
Has the world record for holding your breath while walking down the street.

cleaner67
18-09-2009, 09:10 PM
Doesn`t ever sleep

SurferJay
19-09-2009, 12:53 AM
Is a cleaner

DrunkerThanMoses
19-09-2009, 11:14 AM
Has 95 cats living with him!

Harry!
19-09-2009, 02:03 PM
Never washes their underwear.

SurferJay
19-09-2009, 11:08 PM
Doesnt wear underwear

DrunkerThanMoses
20-09-2009, 09:34 AM
Works in a sex shop!

Harry!
20-09-2009, 10:13 AM
Takes drugs.

DrunkerThanMoses
20-09-2009, 10:20 AM
Is my drug dealer!

GypsyGoth
20-09-2009, 05:26 PM
Has fallen and they can't get up.

Jessica.
20-09-2009, 06:33 PM
lives in antartica

DrunkerThanMoses
20-09-2009, 06:45 PM
Is simon cowell!

Jessica.
21-09-2009, 03:14 PM
Washes Simon Cowells Clothes

Twilight
21-09-2009, 03:16 PM
Didn't make her sig

Jayson
21-09-2009, 03:35 PM
Is a 40 year old man from Mississippi.

SurferJay
21-09-2009, 03:46 PM
Is Kanye West

GypsyGoth
21-09-2009, 05:13 PM
Was one of those annoying kids on Barney.

Jessica.
21-09-2009, 06:29 PM
Is barney

cleaner67
21-09-2009, 09:14 PM
Will be celebrating their 100th birthday tomorrow

DrunkerThanMoses
21-09-2009, 09:49 PM
Owns a sex shop!

Alf
22-09-2009, 01:32 AM
is having an affair with ian huntley

DrunkerThanMoses
22-09-2009, 01:41 PM
Once was had sex with a alien called OPOKFPOKSOJGKSNMFGKLWSNGJEJFGN the 3rd?

SurferJay
22-09-2009, 03:34 PM
Is an alien called OPOKFPOKSOJGKSNMFGKLWSNGJEJFGN the 3rd

Chantel
22-09-2009, 03:38 PM
hates radiohead

SurferJay
22-09-2009, 03:41 PM
Hates Aerosmith

GypsyGoth
22-09-2009, 04:09 PM
Can't swim.

Alf
22-09-2009, 04:10 PM
eats corned beef for every meal

GypsyGoth
22-09-2009, 04:58 PM
Was born in the Mojave Desert at midnight.

DrunkerThanMoses
22-09-2009, 08:22 PM
Is considered the uglyest person on earth!

GypsyGoth
22-09-2009, 09:11 PM
Once left the freezer door open and woke up with them and their house frozen. They had to wait for a black out so they could thaw.

DrunkerThanMoses
22-09-2009, 09:12 PM
Was the person wh oleft the frezzer open.... you bitch :joker: (Joke)

Ramsay
22-09-2009, 09:14 PM
was once the president of sudan

SurferJay
22-09-2009, 09:50 PM
Once worked as bum-wiper for the president of Sudan!

DrunkerThanMoses
22-09-2009, 09:53 PM
Is the 6th member of Radiohead.... and is a creep!

SurferJay
22-09-2009, 09:55 PM
Is a somalian pirate who loves to hike and help out in the community.

Alf
22-09-2009, 10:12 PM
collects porn mags

DrunkerThanMoses
23-09-2009, 10:44 AM
Is not allowed in tesco, after they found out that Tescos choclate fudge cake was actually ****!