Would you shag Bea?

[bbisfun]

This is for all the guys on here and the odd lesbians, given the chance and if she was up for it would you shag Bea?

[nickc25]

no

[luminoussun]

done worse:whistle:

[hennessy]

only from behind and if it was for charity

[setanta]

Not a chance.

[Claymores]

Yes please but you're not having her - me and the Bea are getting married at Halfarse's mater & pater's country pile in September :thumbs:

[ZQueen]

Originally posted by bbisfun
This is for all the guys on here and the odd lesbians, given the chance and if she was up for it would you s**g Bea?

No but my neighbour's dog might.

[Len_Brennan]

I would do Lisa in preference.

There is nothing attractive about that woman at all, nothing.

[PooBay]

Not with a stolen prick.

[aremjay]

Only if she would be positive.

[Angus]

Stick a paper bag over her head, tape her mouth shut, drink a bottle of vodka to numb the pain, and make sure all your mates bet megabucks that you won't, then go for it:laugh3:

[Tom]

Shes probably like the channel tunnel with the 55 men shes had up there within 10 or so years

[bbisfun]

Come on fellas I have heard the bitchy girls are fire crackers in the bedroom. You never know she might suck cock like a pro and take it up the ass, right dirty slapper.

[Claymores]

Originally posted by Tom
Shes probably like the channel tunnel with the 55 men shes had up there within 10 or so years

"Like throwing a sausage up a close" is the Fife version of that venacular!

[famguy]

Not even with yours. Thanks for pimping her tho lol

[Tom]

Originally posted by Claymores
Originally posted by Tom
Shes probably like the channel tunnel with the 55 men shes had up there within 10 or so years

"Like throwing a sausage up a close" is the Fife version of that venacular!

Hotdog down a bowling alley near me :tongue:

[peacemaker]

bea's quite fit & has a nice body so yes

[pandorralost]

I wouldn't S**G her but I would like to ****** her with a shovel across the back of the head.

[ZQueen]

More importantly, what would it take for you to shag Lisa?

[bbisfun]

Originally posted by ZQueen
More importantly, what would it take for you to s**g Lisa?

A pack of trojan magnum XL and we are set to go.:wink:

[hennessy]

Can I give myself rohypnol?

[ZQueen]

Originally posted by Ghostface77
Can I give myself rohynol?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wildcat!]

LIke soemone posted, Ive had worse! But to be fair, she is not that bad looking. SHe is just unpleasant. But when soemone is in that mood, the unpleasantness, does go away!:blush2:

[Wildcat!]

Originally posted by Ghostface77
Can I give myself rohynol?

:sad:

[LaLaLand]

Not a chance. Imagine if you talked dirty to her?

"You've REALLY offended me!!" :shocked::hugesmile:

[MaratSafinForever]

hell no!

she's not fit like somebody said, sitting smoking all day, she's stick thin, has no curves and has a face like a 45 year old wrinkled bitch with broken teeth.

I'll pass

[Deliverance]

Wouldn't be attracted to her at all. She has an ugly personality and it makes her look ugly overall to me.

[Marc]

Yes.

[ZQueen]

Bea has man-hips - no thank you (I'm using my wife's login btw :joker:)

[PooBay]

Ugly outside and in....I wouldn't even be able to get a semi-on.

[JTM45]

Not a F*in' chance in hell!!!!!:nono:

Even if i was to attempt it i'm sure i'd throw up before 'The Finish'.

She's probably full of PUSS

[EveBurke]

yea up the arsehole!!

[Shasown]

It might be like slinging a kit bag into the albert hall but yeh would give it a go, so long as it was a double bagger: one on her head and one on mine just in case hers fell off

[Shasown]

Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
hell no!

she's not fit like somebody said, sitting smoking all day, she's stick thin, has no curves and has a face like a 45 year old wrinkled bitch with broken teeth.

I'll pass

theres an old saying about not looking at the mantelpiece when your poking the fire