What will Bea's letter from home say ?

[discotheque]

Loving this thread on DS

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1102538

[Captain.Remy]

This thread is so hilarious. :hugesmile:

[minx36]

:hello::dance2::colour:

[Daicelf]

Some of my favourites:

1).....Big Brother - " Bea, on the diary room chair is your letter from home".

Bea - (open's envelope) "Big Brother, the envelope's empty!"

Big Brother - "Bea, after several attempt's, Big Brother was unable to get in contact with your friend's and family. The diary room door is now open"

2)...Dear Bea,
All of us at the asylum think you are doing so well. You've made lots of friends and haven't been crapping in people's beds like you do here. We're so glad to see that electric shock therapy has paid off.
Yours Colonel Sausage and his Blue Tit friends

[setanta]

Dear Bea
Remember how we used to get you to watch Rosemary's Baby......

That made me laugh

[DiamondDogTags]

"That's another job you've *****ed up then, dear!" :laugh:

[Jack_]

Dear Bea,
You are a vile nasty cow and we want nothing ever to do with you again.
We hope and pray that when you read this you will burst into your 'fake' tears.
Lots of hate from 4 million people,
Your ex-mum and dad.
P.S Get a ****ing face transplant you ugly bitch.

[camaleon]

I think she is very spoiled, so they will tell her that they are very proud of her and that she is allways right and will give her strengh to cope to live with all the bullies in the house

[Daicelf]

A letter from Lost Property telling her that if she throws her toys out of her pram one more time... they will cease to be writing to inform her of their whereabouts

[Prole]

Dear Bea,

All that money we spent on your expensive education! Imagine our disappointment when, even after etiquette classes, you advised that poor young Brazilian man to address the Queen as Ma'am as in farm... when everyone of our social standing knows it's Ma'am as in ham. We are disgraced. Never darken our doorway again.

Mummy and Daddy.

[Daicelf]

Or a video from HRH Price Phillip in which he states "Rumours of my death are much exaggerated"

[Ammi]

It wont be a letter it will be her passport - she's already got her suitcase job done!

[Shasown]

Bear Miss Hamill,

We have been meaning to tell you for a number of years, and feel its now time.

You were adopted, now p1ss off and leave us alone you sponging ginger tw@

Mumsy and steppy daddy

[Jack_]

Dear Bea,

Bye bye.

Mum and Dad.

[discotheque]

I liked

'Meow... I am feeling really really negative, in fact your negativity is /has made me scratch the furniture, it's not my fault it's you ..

love

the cat'

[ziltan]

Originally posted by Daicelf
Some of my favourites:

1).....Big Brother - " Bea, on the diary room chair is your letter from home".

Bea - (open's envelope) "Big Brother, the envelope's empty!"

Big Brother - "Bea, after several attempt's, Big Brother was unable to get in contact with your friend's and family. The diary room door is now open"

2)...Dear Bea,
All of us at the asylum think you are doing so well. You've made lots of friends and haven't been crapping in people's beds like you do here. We're so glad to see that electric shock therapy has paid off.
Yours Colonel Sausage and his Blue Tit friends

haha :thumbs2::laugh:

[Niamh.]

Originally posted by Daicelf
Or a video from HRH Price Phillip in which he states "Rumours of my death are much exaggerated"

haha :thumbs:

[Cybele]

I think that her parents have coddled and praised her even when she is wrong which is why she is so messed up now. The letter will probably be full of praise for her "strength." I really don't know when strong woman started meaning the same thing as screaming fishwife.

[Ammi]

Dear Bea
Unfortunately was just pipped to the post for Mother of the Year award by Adolf's mummy - am really disappointed you didnt try harder dear, how very negative of you, however on the bright side am sure I can turn this against Adolfs mum and make her suffer and suffer and suffer............
love
Mumsy

[hennessy]

Dear Bea after much consideration we've realised it was you who was the evil twin and have allowed Gretchen to move back in.

[Daicelf]

Maybe a message repeatedly reminding her:

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin"

[Entervoice]

Originally posted by discotheque
Loving this thread on DS

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1102538 she might not get a letter lol

[IsleOfWeather]

Dear Beatle (real name)

We have found a small flat here in Kabul and will not be returning to the UK. The local Taliban have been so supportive. Please do not try and find us or we will pop in IED in yo ass.

Love Mum and Mum

[Daicelf]

P.S.

Yours ,

Buffalo Bill

[hennessy]

To Bea
Due to cutbacks at the Taliban we have substituted the Ricin within this letter to Itching Powder.
Thank you for your ongoing reign of evil and maybe one day you could do some recruiting for us.
Love ya later,
O. Bin Laden xxx

[Nebi]

Dear Bea,

We have receive a call from the authority asking us to move to France for national security measure. Its sad that we won't see you anymore but its your fault so deal with it.

Hope you die

Mom and Dad <3

[kathypink]

These replies are hirarious, love em :thumbs2::joker:

[discotheque]

Bea Darling,

Sad news from home. We told your pony Nibbles that you would be back soon, and last night he got out of the stables and threw himself under a tractor

Ta ta

Ma & Pa

[Cybele]

Dear Bea,

How many times have I told you sleep your way to the top?! You need to stop fighting with the gents in the house and get on your back! How do you think I got your father? Everyone knows that people who have sex in the house get more hits on youtube so get at it! I'm just looking out for your career.

Mum

[Kazanne]

We have moved but unfortunately we have lost the address
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/kazanne/2zthuz9.gif

[hennessy]

Dear Bea Bea,
I have some bad news I'm afraid.
It's your fiance you met through Death Row Love Online.
Although he admitted guilty to numerous counts of infantcide and setting fire to a ophanage he now won't admit to knowing you.
His date has been moved forward at his request as he doesn't want you coming over and getting mocked by the other "prisoners".
Chin up and remember what your great aunt said when asked about her std test..Positive Always Positive.
Love Mummsy

[BB-Daz]

hahaha this is even on The Suns forums - quote:

Beas Letter From Home

Dear Bea don,t bother coming home we had to pack up and move out urgently due to your embarrassment of your behaviour on the show. Don,t try to find us because your are no daughter of ours, you were mixed up at birth your the daughter of SATANp.s look careful under that hair of yours and you,ll see the number 666

lol the skanky bitch is getting it from all sides!! She made a comment how she was well known in all her "social" circles!! Well you will be now wont you..as the pathetic ugly attention seeking tramp off BB10!! LOL :joker:

[Jordan.]

Childish people. Im pretty sure it will be like any other letter saying they love her and proud of her staying strong.

[Shannieg]

Dear Bea,

We couldn't tell you why we got you the forms to apply for big brother and why we encouraged you so greatly in your endeavours to appear on the show, but now BB have given us permission to explain. When we adopted you (oh, by the way your adopted) you were one of a set of triplets. We couldn't afford to take all three so we chose the girl. Thats right Bea, in that very house you have been living with two of your brothers! Cute eh? Anyway, Big brother won't let us tell you who they are but suffice it to say their names begin with M and F. Surprise!!

Love mumsie and dadsie

[discotheque]

Blimey, I wonder what it'll really say