"You don't put somebody like me in a jail"

[charliegimbert]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker:

Bea's bottom lip appeared. "I think that's really unfair," she said sadly. "You don't put somebody like me in a jail. I'm not the sort of person that would fare well in a jail, you know that. Plus I need to put my leave-in conditioner on my hair, I'm not going to be able to sort that out in prison am I? Please will you just give me one more chance?"

"No," was the curt response.

"I can't believe you guys!" stropped Bea, storming out of the room.

On her way to Jail Bea stopped off in the Bedroom to pick up her make-up bag and have a good moan to David and Charlie. "It's bloody ridiculous," she told them. "Can people come and sit with me, 'cause I don't want to deal with that stupid little ****** out there in the swimming pool."

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker:

[eggdavid]

"please will you give me one more chance" LOL so she tried begging first then got stroppy when she didnt get her own way typical bea

[Captain.Remy]

LMAO She's crazy. :love:

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by eggdavid
"please will you give me one more chance" LOL so she tried begging first then got stroppy when she didnt get her own way typical bea keep digging that hole :thumbs:


BB will be bullying her next...

[PooBay]

She's not right in the head.

[Enid]

Playing up to the cameras. She knew BB wouldn't let her off on that.

STOP BEING NEGATIVE!

[BB22]

I must admit that line did make me laugh.

[Enid]

Originally posted by PooBay
She's not right in the head.
Lack of oxygen from her head being securely wedged up her arse.

[28thapril]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by eggdavid
"please will you give me one more chance" LOL so she tried begging first then got stroppy when she didnt get her own way typical bea keep digging that hole :thumbs:


BB will be bullying her next...

No only 4 million others and Marcus:angel:

[Faded]

That was so funny, but she's right. You don't put people like her in jail, you put them in a mental health facility.

[Niamh.]

Originally posted by Faded
That was so funny, but she's right. You don't put people like her in jail, you put them in a mental health facility.

:thumbs: :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Captain.Remy]

Jail isn't enough for her, she needs asylum. :hugesmile:

[Prole]

I'll say it again... Broadmoor. That's where you put people like her.

[Cybele]

Big brother is such a negative little man. What a tw@t. A doddy. A big lord fauntelroy.

[charliegimbert]

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/images/guid/bc5ed6fdf576be24b46b8ecc62641935_extra.jpg

[ange7]

numpty love in

[bananarama]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
Jail isn't enough for her, she needs asylum. :hugesmile:


But she is already in one........:laugh:

[Doom]

Originally posted by charliegimbert
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/images/guid/bc5ed6fdf576be24b46b8ecc62641935_extra.jpg


She looks like she's squatting in the bushes taking a dump:joker:

[NolasGirl]

I've missed all this. Why was she put in jail?

Three cheers to that tho
:cheer::cheer::cheer:

[melly-anne]

does anyone like her? i get crazy just listening too her moaning all the time, and negative or what

[Marc]

Hope she stays in there all night :laugh:

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by Doom
Originally posted by charliegimbert
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/images/guid/bc5ed6fdf576be24b46b8ecc62641935_extra.jpg


She looks like she's squatting in the bushes taking a dump:joker: :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by NolasGirl
I've missed all this. Why was she put in jail?

Three cheers to that tho
:cheer::cheer::cheer:

whole story :

Many have come up against the mighty arguing force that is Bea. But none have triumphed - until today. That's right: nobody wins in an argument against Big Brother. Bea was called to the Diary Room and from her guilty demeanour it was clear that she knew exactly why. "Hello!" she said cheerily. "I haven't got my microphone with me, I've just got changed." Big Brother wasn't interested. "Bea, as you are aware, it is a fundamental rule of Big Brother that all housemates must wear their microphones unless sleeping at night, washing, showering or in the pool. Despite numerous reminders, you've continued to disregard this fundamental rule." "Oh, come on!" shouted Bea, quickly dropping the charm offensive. "I've literally just come out of the shower! Please don't get me in trouble." "Bea, as you continue to disregard this rule, you must be punished," said Big Brother firmly. "You must therefore proceed directly to Jail where you will stay until further notice." Bea's jaw dropped and she sat in angry silence for several seconds. "I don't want to," she said finally. "I don't want to go to Jail. I've just got out of the shower. I've JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER! I wasn't going to forget it! Please don't send me to Jail, Big Brother!" "Bea, this isn't a negotiation," said Big Brother calmly. Bea's bottom lip appeared. "I think that's really unfair," she said sadly. "You don't put somebody like me in a jail. I'm not the sort of person that would fare well in a jail, you know that. Plus I need to put my leave-in conditioner on my hair, I'm not going to be able to sort that out in prison am I? Please will you just give me one more chance?" "No," was the curt response. "I can't believe you guys!" stropped Bea, storming out of the room. On her way to Jail Bea stopped off in the Bedroom to pick up her make-up bag and have a good moan to David and Charlie. "It's bloody ridiculous," she told them. "Can people come and sit with me, 'cause I don't want to deal with that stupid little ****** out there in the swimming pool."

i know that there are few persons who will cry "that's unfair"
but just remember that BB has jailed Marcus many times, without a reasonable reason

[Lee.]

Why is she in jail?

[Niamh.]

Originally posted by Doom
Originally posted by charliegimbert
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/images/guid/bc5ed6fdf576be24b46b8ecc62641935_extra.jpg


She looks like she's squatting in the bushes taking a dump:joker:

No better place for the Looper!!

[rhijack]

couldn't be happier - about time she sat in a small cell!:cheer:

[*mazedsalv**]

It would be only Bea that would cry and get in a strop at the prospect of going to jail.

[podge2007]

Can't wait to see this:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: