All time one-liner king

[danda012]

Who is the king of coming out with one-liners? Is it BB2 winner Brian, the Slickman Victor, the Irrepressible Dark Horse Marcus or The Vash Siavash?

[eggdavid]

its definitely marcus the dark horse

marcus leaving the diary room: my ****ing tea's gone cold now you w*nkers

"i could kill him with my eyebrow"

:dance:

[BBmassive]

Brian followed by Science ,Mucus is not even in the same league as him .Tweedle ,dee tweedle dum,tweedle tw@ being the BEST one liners ever in b followed by brian to narinder when she said she would have men fancying her" yes Stevie Wonder"

[Marc]

It has to be Marcus as I can't remember the other's having good one-liners LOL

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by eggdavid
its definitely marcus the dark horse

marcus leaving the diary room: my *****ing tea's gone cold now you w*nkers

"i could kill him with my eyebrow"

:dance: Lovely man :yuk::rolleyes:

[Kazanne]

Richard from BB7

To Jayne
"Belch like that again,I'll rip your effing lungs out and shove em up your a$$"

That was one of many

[danda012]

Originally posted by BBmassive
Brian followed by Science ,Mucus is not even in the same league as him .Tweedle ,dee tweedle dum,tweedle tw@ being the BEST one liners ever in b followed by brian to narinder when she said she would have men fancying her" yes Stevie Wonder"

I forgot about Science from BB6.

[BB_Eye]

Dan

I can't remember remember any good (intentional) one-liners from Victor

[Niamh.]

Originally posted by BBmassive
Brian followed by Science ,Mucus is not even in the same league as him .Tweedle ,dee tweedle dum,tweedle tw@ being the BEST one liners ever in b followed by brian to narinder when she said she would have men fancying her" yes Stevie Wonder"

Oh yea Brian was hilarious!!! Best BB winner & One-liner!!

[Ramsay]

Science is one liner king
but out of that list marcus

[danda012]

Originally posted by BB_Eye
Dan

I can't remember remember any good (intentional) one-liners from Victor

It was so long ago.. i forgot a lot of Brian's too. It's also why a lot of others got missed out too.

A lot of Victor's were unintentional but those were funny.

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by Niamhxo
Originally posted by BBmassive
Brian followed by Science ,Mucus is not even in the same league as him .Tweedle ,dee tweedle dum,tweedle tw@ being the BEST one liners ever in b followed by brian to narinder when she said she would have men fancying her" yes Stevie Wonder"

Oh yea Brian was hilarious!!! Best BB winner & One-liner!! There will never be a winner to get close to Brian Dowling its such a pity hes not done more tv work he would have been great on bblb or a chat show ,amazing ,naturally funny,STUNNING looking man

[Niamh.]

Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Niamhxo
Originally posted by BBmassive
Brian followed by Science ,Mucus is not even in the same league as him .Tweedle ,dee tweedle dum,tweedle tw@ being the BEST one liners ever in b followed by brian to narinder when she said she would have men fancying her" yes Stevie Wonder"

Oh yea Brian was hilarious!!! Best BB winner & One-liner!! There will never be a winner to get close to Brian Dowling its such a pity hes not done more tv work he would have been great on bblb or a chat show ,amazing ,naturally funny,STUNNING looking man

Yeah, I wonder why they didn't give him the BBBM job instead of getting Davina to do it? He would have been great, still funny as ****** when he was guest a few weeks back on it!

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by Niamhxo
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Niamhxo
Originally posted by BBmassive
Brian followed by Science ,Mucus is not even in the same league as him .Tweedle ,dee tweedle dum,tweedle tw@ being the BEST one liners ever in b followed by brian to narinder when she said she would have men fancying her" yes Stevie Wonder"

Oh yea Brian was hilarious!!! Best BB winner & One-liner!! There will never be a winner to get close to Brian Dowling its such a pity hes not done more tv work he would have been great on bblb or a chat show ,amazing ,naturally funny,STUNNING looking man

Yeah, I wonder why they didn't give him the BBBM job instead of getting Davina to do it? He would have been great, still funny as ****** when he was guest a few weeks back on it! Yes he was ,love the man !!

[Kazanne]

I forgot,REX he had some crackin' one liners too

[WOMBAI]

Originally posted by danda012
Who is the king of coming out with one-liners? Is it BB2 winner Brian, the Slickman Victor, the Irrepressible Dark Horse Marcus or The Vash Siavash?

Who are you trying to kid? Marcus has only a tiny fraction of the wit of Brian Dowling - and will certainly not have as successful a career as him!

After his 15 mins - he will disappear into the shadows!