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hennessy
16-08-2009, 11:01 AM
...despite still being alive.
Somebody said that she's a waste of skin. I agree, she's also a waste of kidneys, liver, lungs and the swinging brink she calls a heart.
Also those bags under her eyes could easily make two spacious sleeping bags for our homeless.

InOne
16-08-2009, 11:04 AM
She is better to study. We need to study more Sociopaths.

Prole
16-08-2009, 11:08 AM
She does have bags under her eyes... in fact, she has quite a saggy, lived-in face for a twenty-five year old. And would medical science want her?

"We've finally found a new heart for you, Mr Smith."
"That's wonderful! Who's the donor?"
"Bea, from Big Brother."
"Erm... Nah... you're all right."

jadore212
16-08-2009, 11:10 AM
love her hate her she makes godd telly

Prole
16-08-2009, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by jadore212
love her hate her she makes godd telly

Hate her. And she will make good telly when she's being booed back to the stone age next week. Fingers crossed...

ange7
16-08-2009, 11:12 AM
"bags under her eyes"
that's pretty shallow

Prole
16-08-2009, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by ange7
"bags under her eyes"
that's pretty shallow

Maybe, but it's true.

hennessy
16-08-2009, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Prole
She does have bags under her eyes... in fact, she has quite a saggy, lived-in face for a twenty-five year old. And would medical science want her?

"We've finally found a new heart for you, Mr Smith."
"That's wonderful! Who's the donor?"
"Bea, from Big Brother."
"Erm... Nah... you're all right."

lol
even if she was a brain in a jar she's still be bitching about the other brains

hennessy
16-08-2009, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by ange7
"bags under her eyes"
that's pretty shallow

and people don't like Marcus for his hair
or Davidfor being an assault on all senses.
Don't worry this isn't legally binding.
I'm being glib

Prole
16-08-2009, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by hennessy

lol
even if she was a brain in a jar she's still be bitching about the other brains

She would! "Why is his jar bigger than mine? And That brain over there has a much nicer view... You don't put someone like me in a jar like this, we don't fare well. It's not fair and I'm really upset."

ange7
16-08-2009, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by hennessy
Originally posted by ange7
"bags under her eyes"
that's pretty shallow

and people don't like Marcus for his hair
or Davidfor being an assault on all senses.
Don't worry this isn't legally binding.
I'm being glib

"and people don't like Marcus for his hair
or Davidfor being an assault on all senses."

yeah shallow people :P

re legality ...we'll leave that to our lawyers shall we.

Prole
16-08-2009, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by ange7

"and people don't like Marcus for his hair
or Davidfor being an assault on all senses."

yeah shallow people :P

re legality ...we'll leave that to our lawyers shall we.

If only we were all as profound as you, eh?

ange7
16-08-2009, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by ange7

"and people don't like Marcus for his hair
or Davidfor being an assault on all senses."

yeah shallow people :P

re legality ...we'll leave that to our lawyers shall we.

If only we were all as profound as you, eh?
Then who would I take the p*ss out of?

hennessy
16-08-2009, 11:39 AM
I got to skedaddle, I've got some burn patients to inform that there'll be no skin grafting today because Bea won't give abit of under eyes skin.
lol
brighten up
If I hated her for that reason then I'd be shallow but I don't..I just hate her.
so come on ange who would benefit if Bea donated something?

ange7
16-08-2009, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by hennessy
I got to skedaddle, I've got some burn patients to inform that there'll be no skin grafting today because Bea won't give abit of under eyes skin.
lol
brighten up
If I hated her for that reason then I'd be shallow but I don't..I just hate her.
so come on ange who would benefit if Bea donated something?
just having a laugh lol ...ummm ok
that sour puss from the weakest link might need a face transplant!!

hennessy
16-08-2009, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by hennessy
I got to skedaddle, I've got some burn patients to inform that there'll be no skin grafting today because Bea won't give abit of under eyes skin.
lol
brighten up
If I hated her for that reason then I'd be shallow but I don't..I just hate her.
so come on ange who would benefit if Bea donated something?
just having a laugh lol ...ummm ok
that sour puss from the weakest link might need a face transplant!!
lol
I doubt Anne Robinson would be on the NHS

Jordan.
16-08-2009, 12:00 PM
This is disgusting :rolleyes:

hennessy
16-08-2009, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by SPIDERPIG!
This is disgusting :rolleyes:
Than you might want to avoid shows like Mock The Week and You Are Watching.
From somebody who obviously referenced The Simpsons you seem devoid of humour

ange7
16-08-2009, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by hennessy
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by hennessy
I got to skedaddle, I've got some burn patients to inform that there'll be no skin grafting today because Bea won't give abit of under eyes skin.
lol
brighten up
If I hated her for that reason then I'd be shallow but I don't..I just hate her.
so come on ange who would benefit if Bea donated something?
just having a laugh lol ...ummm ok
that sour puss from the weakest link might need a face transplant!!
lol
I doubt Anne Robinson would be on the NHS
RSPCA equivalent then

hennessy
16-08-2009, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by hennessy
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by hennessy
I got to skedaddle, I've got some burn patients to inform that there'll be no skin grafting today because Bea won't give abit of under eyes skin.
lol
brighten up
If I hated her for that reason then I'd be shallow but I don't..I just hate her.
so come on ange who would benefit if Bea donated something?
just having a laugh lol ...ummm ok
that sour puss from the weakest link might need a face transplant!!
lol
I doubt Anne Robinson would be on the NHS
RSPCA equivalent then

That actually made me snort coffee through my nose
:laugh2:
bravo

fallenkal
16-08-2009, 01:11 PM
I definitely wouldn't turn down the opportunity to study the organ that secretes pure evil.