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newspresenter
16-08-2009, 08:37 PM
He's my fav, but was that tongue in cheek proper larking around when he said did he hit someone's dad or shag their daughter? sister? Bit weird that.

ElProximo
16-08-2009, 08:39 PM
Marcus probably fantasizes about seeing a hot young woman and then physically beating up her father so he can take her home and shag her like she wanted all along.
In reality he doesn't shag women because their fathers don't approve of him and intimidate him away.

Sound about right?

santaa
16-08-2009, 09:09 PM
Outside probably not all that popular. Sounds like a a thug. Never grown up. Great TV though

jgfrise
16-08-2009, 09:20 PM
I can't imagine anybody ever wanting to shag Marcus if he was the last man on earth:conf2:

AfroMullet
16-08-2009, 09:23 PM
It happens.

Marcus is a babe magnet so he cant help but shag daughters/girlfriends - i mean if there throwing themselfs at him like they do, what else is he meant to do?

And when your the hardest, baddest mudda****er alive (Like marcus is), people want to try take a pop at you, they always have and always will, so when do try it, he simpilly puts them in there place with a eyebrow of death.

google
16-08-2009, 09:24 PM
:yuk::yuk::yuk:

tas666
17-08-2009, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by jgfrise
I can't imagine anybody ever wanting to s**g Marcus if he was the last man on earth:conf2:

Take away the side burns, short hair cut, nice clothes mmmmmmmmmm who knows,, lol

Rozartytype
17-08-2009, 01:01 PM
All part of Marcus's own mythology.

masonbason
17-08-2009, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by tas666
Originally posted by jgfrise
I can't imagine anybody ever wanting to s**g Marcus if he was the last man on earth:conf2:

Take away the side burns, short hair cut, nice clothes mmmmmmmmmm who knows,, lol


You forgot one more thing and you can't change that - personality...

nastynorrie
17-08-2009, 01:05 PM
:conf: MANKY MARCUS ONLY S***S IMAGINERY FRIENDS FROM THE COMPUTER OR HIS WEE MODELS, WHY DO UGALEEE BLOKES SEE THEMSELFS AS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, HE'S ***** UGLEE I WOULD RATHER BECOME A NUN THAN LET THAT NEAR ME AND AM A PRODDY :shrug:

Niamh.
17-08-2009, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by newspresenter
He's my fav, but was that tongue in cheek proper larking around when he said did he hit someone's dad or s**g their daughter? sister? Bit weird that.

Marcus acting like the "Hard man stud" again this is the side of Marcus I hate! I have a very Love/Hate relationship with him!

Niamh.
17-08-2009, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by tas666
Originally posted by jgfrise
I can't imagine anybody ever wanting to s**g Marcus if he was the last man on earth:conf2:

Take away the side burns, short hair cut, nice clothes mmmmmmmmmm who knows,, lol

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

cassieparis
17-08-2009, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by AfroMullet
It happens.

Marcus is a babe magnet so he cant help but s**g daughters/girlfriends - i mean if there throwing themselfs at him like they do, what else is he meant to do?

And when your the hardest, baddest mudda****er alive (Like marcus is), people want to try take a pop at you, they always have and always will, so when do try it, he simpilly puts them in there place with a eyebrow of death.

This is so on the money.

He's such a studbucket of love:dance2:
I don't know why the fathers' out there even put up a fight.

scot
17-08-2009, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by AfroMullet
It happens.

Marcus is a babe magnet so he cant help but s**g daughters/girlfriends - i mean if there throwing themselfs at him like they do, what else is he meant to do?

And when your the hardest, baddest mudda****er alive (Like marcus is), people want to try take a pop at you, they always have and always will, so when do try it, he simpilly puts them in there place with a eyebrow of death.

funny as....:banana:

philmurph
17-08-2009, 07:06 PM
More lies, Last night on LF he told Charlie and bitch Bea that he installed the windows at Buckingham place i really do think hes mental:bored:

cassieparis
20-08-2009, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by philmurph
More lies, Last night on LF he told Charlie and bitch Bea that he installed the windows at Buckingham place i really do think hes mental:bored:

That has got to be the funniest fantastical nonsense I heard from the god of toys and patron saint of perv's :joker:
That's the best laugh I had all day....... I know !!!:shrug:

google
20-08-2009, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by ElProximo
Marcus probably fantasizes about seeing a hot young woman and then physically beating up her father so he can take her home and s**g her like she wanted all along.
In reality he doesn't s**g women because their fathers don't approve of him and intimidate him away.

Sound about right?


:shrug:

Twiggy
20-08-2009, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by newspresenter
He's my fav, but was that tongue in cheek proper larking around when he said did he hit someone's dad or s**g their daughter? sister? Bit weird that. Just being the big I am as usual. And that's your favourite!!!:conf:

TheDarkHorsey
20-08-2009, 07:29 PM
yes!

HarryRag
20-08-2009, 07:30 PM
Sorry haters, Marcus To Win!!!



http://marcusthelegend.webs.com/photos/-More-Marcus/MARCUSTHEREBEL.jpg

delta
20-08-2009, 07:33 PM
Not a case of hating him just saying what you see.


Marcus is, as many other that are in there, a dreamer.

MaratSafinForever
20-08-2009, 07:34 PM
Marcus is great.

jgfrise
20-08-2009, 07:59 PM
Yeah he fought 100 men and his feet were worn down to the bone. I don't think so Sonny Jim:thumbs:

WOMBAI
20-08-2009, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by HarryRag
Sorry haters, Marcus To Win!!!



http://marcusthelegend.webs.com/photos/-More-Marcus/MARCUSTHEREBEL.jpg

Who knows - if you say it often enough and loud enough - it may just come true!:laugh2:

Kate!
20-08-2009, 08:22 PM
marcus is a deluded idiot, in need of help or medication.

merv
20-08-2009, 08:28 PM
One thing for sure having seen his Mum, he is not what he says he is.
She seemed a well spoken nice lady, and he doesn't live with hershe moved in with him
Marcus made his home her home.

HarryRag
20-08-2009, 08:28 PM
Sowwyyy! Marcus gonna win :dance2: