The Unheralded Comedy Of Siavash's Eviction Meltdowns

[ElProximo]

This does not get nearly as much attention but somewhere at some point someone in BB simply MUST do a highlight bit of strictly Siavashs bizarre over-the-top emotional breakdowns at nearly EVERY Eviction night!
Pure comedy gold!
The funny thing is that Siavash is known for his 'coolness' and never being bothered, always the cool cat,
until eviction nights.
Where apparently he becomes a waling distraught grandmother losing her children to a bomb or stormtroopers.
Freddy and Marcus.. what the hell was that new version lol?
He kneels and with stretched out hands holds theirs and begins convulsing as if in zealous prayers moaning.. 'ohhhh ohhh nooooo',

Honestly If someone can ever find all these, put them together into a summary clip it will be one of the funniest damn videos on the net.

*Of course I don't need to mention his balling weeping squelching agony over Cairon.
What the hell Siavash??

[linuxt0m]

Awesome post. I noticed this too and I find it hilarious.

Someone please make a montage of all the evictions! It'd be amazing.

[KillER]

glad im not the only one who noticed xD
thatd be a video worth a few good laughs

[mike888]

It's not going to stop him winning though, once he sees off Marcus it will be a landslide!!! :cheer::cheer::cheer:

[luminoussun]

He always looks like he is straining for a sh1t lol:blush2:
I think he will lay a egg if he makes the final 3

[ElProximo]

I am somewhat capable of making little montage vids but I hope there is someone here who is a real wizard at finding them and splicing them all together.
I said 'splicing' so you know Im old-skool heh.

What seems to make it funnier is that BB doesn't always bother focusing on him doing it.. but you just see him in the back of some angle quaking back and forth and.. lol.. you can hear these squelching yelps 'gaga nnooooooEEP'.
WTF are you doing Siavash you freak lol?

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by mike888
It's not going to stop him winning though, once he sees off Marcus it will be a landslide!!! :cheer::cheer::cheer:

keep on dreaming jimmy boy

[LoadOfDross]

hahaha!!! Yes he ALWAYS over reacts as if a bomb is about to explode.

[tas666]

Originally posted by mike888
It's not going to stop him winning though, once he sees off Marcus it will be a landslide!!! :cheer::cheer::cheer:

yep its always the ass licking, never done anything significant bores that always win..........................

[masonbason]

Originally posted by ElProximo
This does not get nearly as much attention but somewhere at some point someone in BB simply MUST do a highlight bit of strictly Siavashs bizarre over-the-top emotional breakdowns at nearly EVERY Eviction night!
Pure comedy gold!
The funny thing is that Siavash is known for his 'coolness' and never being bothered, always the cool cat,
until eviction nights.
Where apparently he becomes a waling distraught grandmother losing her children to a bomb or stormtroopers.
Freddy and Marcus.. what the hell was that new version lol?
He kneels and with stretched out hands holds theirs and begins convulsing as if in zealous prayers moaning.. 'ohhhh ohhh nooooo',

Honestly If someone can ever find all these, put them together into a summary clip it will be one of the funniest damn videos on the net.

*Of course I don't need to mention his balling weeping squelching agony over Cairon.
What the hell Siavash??

Excellent post, when ever i watch the eviction night, my eyes always focus on Siavash.. its now become a classic thingy now..

[mizzy25]

he did the same thing with his message from home. saying * i never heard a word of it* over and over again ffs everyone else had the same experience

[masonbason]

Originally posted by tas666
Originally posted by mike888
It's not going to stop him winning though, once he sees off Marcus it will be a landslide!!! :cheer::cheer::cheer:

yep its always the ass licking, never done anything significant bores that always win..........................

Yes ok done anything significant? I though i was watching big brother and not the presidential election, am i missing something..

[BitterFruit]

:thumbs::thumbs: I love a post that so eloquently catches the topic

[MissKittyFantastico]

Originally posted by ElProximo
This does not get nearly as much attention but somewhere at some point someone in BB simply MUST do a highlight bit of strictly Siavashs bizarre over-the-top emotional breakdowns at nearly EVERY Eviction night!
Pure comedy gold!
The funny thing is that Siavash is known for his 'coolness' and never being bothered, always the cool cat,
until eviction nights.
Where apparently he becomes a waling distraught grandmother losing her children to a bomb or stormtroopers.
Freddy and Marcus.. what the hell was that new version lol?
He kneels and with stretched out hands holds theirs and begins convulsing as if in zealous prayers moaning.. 'ohhhh ohhh nooooo',

Honestly If someone can ever find all these, put them together into a summary clip it will be one of the funniest damn videos on the net.

*Of course I don't need to mention his balling weeping squelching agony over Cairon.
What the hell Siavash??

Oh trust me I've noticed! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Siavash is a weird one, and he does make me laugh. It's like his very emotional and somewhat girly recations to things like spiders and heights that makes me giggle as well. Most of the time he is so laid back and cool, then at others he is just an emotional mess, very amusing to me. :laugh:

[Chels]

It's hilarious!!! :laugh3:
I think he wanted Freddie to stay a bit more than Marcus.

[Luanda]

Siavash is a nob with his eviction night acting and pretend profound statements. His brains turned to mush after the Noirin saga and he is now resident in some sort of lala land.

[setanta]

Originally posted by Luanda
Siavash is a nob with his eviction night acting and pretend profound statements. His brains turned to mush after the Noirin saga and he is now resident in some sort of lala land.

I agree- the whole act of worrying about the others on eviction night is really starting to grate on me now. You'd swear he was about to poo. And then the drivel that comes out his mouth afterwards... oh give us a break Siavash.... nearly as bad as your after dinner speech. Remember that?

[tinkerbell1987]

haha cant be as funny as lisa's face wen kris got evicted that was awesome!

[RUDEBOX]

I noticed this too. Hysterical!

[TurtleSoup]

Originally posted by ElProximo
I am somewhat capable of making little montage vids but I hope there is someone here who is a real wizard at finding them and splicing them all together.
I said 'splicing' so you know Im old-skool heh.


If you find MrMarky he might help, he's a wizard!

[HalfwitFTW]

Originally posted by ElProximo
This does not get nearly as much attention but somewhere at some point someone in BB simply MUST do a highlight bit of strictly Siavashs bizarre over-the-top emotional breakdowns at nearly EVERY Eviction night!
Pure comedy gold!
The funny thing is that Siavash is known for his 'coolness' and never being bothered, always the cool cat,
until eviction nights.
Where apparently he becomes a waling distraught grandmother losing her children to a bomb or stormtroopers.
Freddy and Marcus.. what the hell was that new version lol?
He kneels and with stretched out hands holds theirs and begins convulsing as if in zealous prayers moaning.. 'ohhhh ohhh nooooo',

Honestly If someone can ever find all these, put them together into a summary clip it will be one of the funniest damn videos on the net.

*Of course I don't need to mention his balling weeping squelching agony over Cairon.
What the hell Siavash??

LMAO quality post :joker::joker:

I'm LOLing just thinking about it