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Mickey2009
17-08-2009, 02:20 PM
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Jackie Stallone on CBB: People in England actually watch this?

Dean O'Loughlin: Call the chickens after Spice Girls.. it'll make it easier to kill them.

Jade Goody: Saddam Hussein - that's a boxer.

Pete Burns [to Chantelle]: When you're out of here, you're going to get a job at Disneyland… as one of the rides.


Derek Laud: As a homosexual, when I first saw boobs, I thought it was a deformity.

Chantelle [about George Galloway]: He looks at us like we're stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He's a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means

Makosi ''My mother was one of 50 children'''.
Science :'' Your granddaddy was a pimp''

Maxwell : When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear is some bloke saying 'oh god where have I put my stilettos?' you know you're in a nuthouse.

George Galloway [taunting Michael Barrymore]: Poor me, poor me… pour me a drink.

Victor Ebuwa: I'm Slick V.I.C.. The ghetto V.I.P..!

Pete Burns: Rula Lenska thinks I'm gross, vulgar, trashy and that my mouth's filthy. And that my clothes are exhibitionistic. I just think she's read me completely wrong.

Science : Tweedledum! Tweedledee! And Tweedletwat!

Derek Laud: Ring up the Prime Minister, and tell him I'm in the house

Victor Ebuwa: Man I know what my DNA stands for...D!s Negro is Attractive aiiiiiii!


Marco Sabba: If I wanted to spend my time cleaning I'd be on 'How Clean Is Your House?'

Jade Goody: Where is East Angular? Is it abroad?

Victor Ebuwa: In Medieval times, I would have been called Sir Hump-a-lot.

Brad.
17-08-2009, 02:21 PM
the only quotes you will ever need are marcus quotes :wink:

Chels
17-08-2009, 02:22 PM
You missed out Liam BB8's "wings of steel." :laugh3:

LemonJam
17-08-2009, 02:29 PM
Derek - (Dressed up as a woman flirting with Kemal) "The lady's not for turning"

<3

Niamh.
17-08-2009, 02:32 PM
Narindar : do you think men will fancy me when I get out? (or something simalar)
Brian : Yeah, Stevie Wonder!

GeorgeOrwell
17-08-2009, 02:50 PM
Bridgitte: Oh my god Jackie!
Jackie: Yeah 's Brackie!

Pete: What's your name?
Bonneh: Bonneh
Pete: Bonner?
Bonneh: No Bonnie.
Pete: Oh Bonnie.