Bea - Best lines [merged]

[masonbason]

1. I am really offended
2. You are bullying me
3. You dont know how hurt i am
4. Hes a nasty little man

Any more..

5. You aura radiates negativity
6. I will deal with you as i deal with negative people by going as far away as i can.
7. I am genuinely apsolutely 100% upset
8. stop causing trouble

[Chuckyegg]

I am genuinely apsolutely 100% upset

[dian]

stop causing trouble

[ninjaboi]

All her halfwit insults were funny :pat:

[masonbason]

Originally posted by ninjaboi
All her halfwit insults were funny :pat:

True, whats that about the aura,,, your aura radiates negativity, gonna add them up..

[johnx]

Some letters have more words in the dictionary than others-I dont want to loose on a technicality.

Hes acting like a numptey.

Look at me and tell me Im the most beautiful woman in the world.

I met him on myspace.It wasnt sad-it was really romantic.Like You've Got Mail.

I had to leave the town I was living in cos everyone in it hated me.

I dont believe man went to the moon.It was America trying to get one over Russia.

(To Marcus)-Says the 36 year old Wolverine.

They are going to see positivity like they've never seen it before.

(After Freddies eviction)-Im not saying lets burn him at the stake.

(ON Noirin)-She's a proper little hussy.

(To Marcus)-This is pyscho babble bullsh*t.

(On Isaac)-Hes spent the last year making appearaces in clubs and spring breaks-so hes not coming from a place of any particular debth.
Like something out of American Pie.

(On being asked by Marcus to help him save Freddie from eviction)-Thats one dance I'l be sitting out.

[_Seth]

"He's a prize noddy"
"a little maggot"

[dian]

im a big deal

[hennessy]

"I would never do that to you"

[Chels]

Negativity.
*rips hair out*

[Captain.Remy]

'You don't put somebody like me in jail' :hugesmile:

[Jezzy]

What was her one about Marcus having a haircut from 1982? That was funny.

[Niamh.]

To Noirin on the day of her eviction : "Good Luck and I mean that cos I think you're really going to need it"............Karmas a bitch!!

[Jezzy]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
'You don't put somebody like me in jail' :hugesmile:

Ah god yeah....that was totally the best :laugh:

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Niamhxo
To Noirin on the day of her eviction : "Good Luck and I mean that cos I think you're really going to need it"............Karmas a bitch!!

LMAO forgot about that one. Classic. Bea ownage. :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Originally posted by Jezzy
What was her one about Marcus having a haircut from 1982? That was funny.

"I didn't tell him that 4 million people are going to think that he has the worst haircut since 1982"

[SiCkBuLLeT]

Am sorry this horrible cow does not deserve a quotes thread, she is not funny just a ****

[Rozartytype]

And...

"If you can't take it you shouldn't dish it out"

blub blub!

[johnx]

Originally posted by SiCkBuLLeT
Am sorry this horrible cow does not deserve a quotes thread, she is not funny just a **** Danger is she might become popular.Cant stand her but she has a way with words.

[SurferJay]

Originally posted by johnx

I had to leave the town I was living in cos everyone in it hated me.


when did she say that?

[johnx]

Bea had long talk while drunk with Freddie.Went to Bristol to live with bloke she met on Myspace as people in her town all hated her.Talked of how she had intended to move to Ibitha to sell tickets for booze cruises.Hardly the vocation of one so self richeous.Also detailed a night when she invited 3 blokes who had been sleeping in back of a van into her flat at 4am.Ended up going out with one of them.Probably sh*gged half the town by now.

[staceyxxx]

no. 6 is the best!
its so funnyyy! x
:eureka:

[Tom]

4m people think you've got the saddest hairstyle since 1982

[Barbie]

the one where she said to freddie something along the lines of "you dont see the queen doing wife swap do you or come dine with me at buckingham palace" made me laugh

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Tom
4m people think you've got the saddest hairstyle since 1982

I loved that one, and I doubt it's funny but I loved it when Kenneth said "No you go away" and Bea said "I can't, as I'm at the smoking area and... I'm smoking"

[letsrockfosho]

Originally posted by Rozartytype
And...

"If you can't take it you shouldn't dish it out"

blub blub!

This one is classic :laugh2:

[atieah2009]

how dare you! i would never wish this up on you! how bloody dare you just Piss Off.

btw l0l at her confidence saying freddy got kicked because he messed with the awesome bea she must think the public love her l0ll0l0l0l0 cant wait for the positive boos

[Joe.]

1. 'I'm a Bohemien,'

2. 'The way forward is to Love lot's of people'

3. 'I want to join a Commune'

4. 'I dance with no shoes on'

Please don't use this thread as an excuse to start another Bea-Hate thread.

[philmurph]

Ive slept with aprox 50 men

[Chels]

Bea - famous ****.

[Taijitu]

Originally posted by RachelRiceFan10.0
1. 'I'm a Bohemien,'

2. 'The way forward is to Love lot's of people'

3. 'I want to join a Commune'

4. 'I dance with no shoes on'

Please don't use this thread as an excuse to start another Bea-Hate thread.

I love your sense of humour. :hug:

[BigDuncsBestMate]

Originally posted by RachelRiceFan10.0
1. 'I'm a Bohemien,'

2. 'The way forward is to Love lot's of people'

3. 'I want to join a Commune'

4. 'I dance with no shoes on'

Please don't use this thread as an excuse to start another Bea-Hate thread.

1. Who gives a s**t
2. You mean your easy, one pint of cider and you are on your back legs open.
3. Good for you and don't ******in come back so we dont have to see your ugly gob again.
4.Get a wash you minging cow.

[mother6]

David we have built bridges I have not nominated you the last two weeks.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

How noone yet mentioned the one (paraphrasing here, can't actually remember the exact words 'if you can't take it don't dish it out' which caused Freddie and I to laugh at her own self-unawareness.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by letsrockfosho
Originally posted by Rozartytype
And...

"If you can't take it you shouldn't dish it out"

blub blub!

This one is classic :laugh2:

Oh, i missed that one - just woken up, my mistake (sorry)

[Enid]

She hasn't had many memorable one liners.

Her voice is so miserable, I put her on mute now. :laugh: