View Full Version : Manky Marcus caught having a ****
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 02:55 PM
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
King Gizzard
18-08-2009, 02:56 PM
Rod and Marcus have a little league who can wank the most lol.
Linto99
18-08-2009, 02:57 PM
:yuk::yuk::yuk:
That's absolutely disgusting, but so are they three for barging in when someone was in the toilet. Marcus should tell them off!
Chels
18-08-2009, 02:57 PM
When the fck was this? :shocked:
MargeryFan
18-08-2009, 02:58 PM
Poor Marcus :nono:
mrs-big
18-08-2009, 02:58 PM
haha:laugh2:!!!!!
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 02:58 PM
:hugesmile: WELL HE WAS CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN :laugh2::laugh2:
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 02:59 PM
ITS ON TONIGHTS SHOW :thumbs2:
masonbason
18-08-2009, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
U must be joking otherwise Marcus will put his deathclaw killer karate move on all three of them,
Vladimir
18-08-2009, 03:00 PM
hahaha :laugh2:
HalfwitFTW
18-08-2009, 03:00 PM
Aw they should have just left him alone
nickc25
18-08-2009, 03:02 PM
haha that must be number 8 now ninja wanks
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 03:04 PM
12.20pm
Rodrigo and Marcus are talking in the Living Room. Marcus tells Rodrigo that he has his 'equipment ready', and pulls out a packet of tissues from his pocket, saying that it is time for his 'graveyard shift'. Rodrigo laughs, and bids Marcus a good night, adding "Good Luck".:banana::banana::banana:
nickc25
18-08-2009, 03:06 PM
12.20pm is midday, roddy went to bed in the daytime?
nickc25
18-08-2009, 03:07 PM
To be fair, I bet all of the housemates do it but are more quiet about it. I mean not many people actually spotted what sophie and Kris did!
I couldnt go a week without having a shag let alone 3 months lol
Zizz6
18-08-2009, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Aw they should have just left him alone
Sounds like Marcus is just another healthy man. :thumbs:
Jordan.
18-08-2009, 03:10 PM
:joker::joker::joker:
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 03:11 PM
SORRY IT'S AM I COPIED IT FROM DS LOL :laugh::laugh:
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Linto99
:yuk::yuk::yuk:
That's absolutely disgusting, but so are they three for barging in when someone was in the toilet. Marcus should tell them off!
:shrug:
Why is it disgusting?
Masturbation is a natural and wonderful thing to do.
I'd much rather my partner masturbated than went with someone else,if I wasn't available.
Let's all hail the wa*nk.Free,easy and a threat to no-one.
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
hennessy
18-08-2009, 03:14 PM
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
google
18-08-2009, 03:15 PM
Marcus's smelly duvet
KrisLover
18-08-2009, 03:15 PM
It was a secret mission. Obviously he failed.
BitterFruit
18-08-2009, 03:16 PM
Shocking, this sort of behaviour needs to be taken in hand......:conf2:
rapunzal77
18-08-2009, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Zizz6
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Aw they should have just left him alone
Sounds like Marcus is just another healthy man. :thumbs:
very true......
.................................................. .......................
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sticky fingers though..................................:yuk:
DoM-h
18-08-2009, 03:18 PM
Lol what a legend. Only Marcus would be caught w*nking
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by hennessy
you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
Good on you,they need to be emptied on a regular basis.
You wouldn't want to carry them about in a wheelbarrow,would you?
:joker:
bronaaaa
18-08-2009, 03:21 PM
LOL lovely :laugh:
Chels
18-08-2009, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by hennessy
whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
WASH YOUR HANDS! :laugh:
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 03:23 PM
Wouldn't want to be using the same toilet as him! As for the quilt ...:yuk:
King Gizzard
18-08-2009, 03:24 PM
LMAO hennessey
tas666
18-08-2009, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW!
Aw they should have just left him alone
I agree, there are some things that should remain private!!!
hennessy
18-08-2009, 03:25 PM
Said for Comedic Effect!!!Comedic Effect!!
Twilight
18-08-2009, 03:26 PM
Lol
Twiggy
18-08-2009, 03:28 PM
HAHAHA:spin2:
yousoboo!
18-08-2009, 03:29 PM
I wonder if he was thinking about Noirin?
fizz2009
18-08-2009, 03:29 PM
Discusting image in my head..... but a pefect natural thing to do...
hennessy
18-08-2009, 03:31 PM
internet cafe while let you get away with some stuff I tell ya
ohh a napkin
IsleOfWeather
18-08-2009, 03:32 PM
I would have a daily meeting with my enormous skin pencil if I was in there
what is much more disgusting is roddy kissing charlie :shrug:
Chels
18-08-2009, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by hennessy
the funny thing is I'm in the library and I think librarian can here me
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
You've made me laugh my head off today LOL.
+K :)
hennessy
18-08-2009, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Chels.x
Originally posted by hennessy
the funny thing is I'm in the library and I think librarian can here me
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
You've made me laugh my head off today LOL.
+K :)
glad to help you laugh
and all it took was my mother passing away and me masterbating in a public government owned biulding
Chels
18-08-2009, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by hennessy
Originally posted by Chels.x
Originally posted by hennessy
the funny thing is I'm in the library and I think librarian can here me
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
You've made me laugh my head off today LOL.
+K :)
glad to help you laugh
and all it took was my mother passing away and me masterbating in a public government owned biulding
I'm easily pleased. :laugh:
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
the only thing manky about that is rodders sophie and siavash perving on someone doing something natural...
nice try though.:pat:
lavabird
18-08-2009, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by Linto99
:yuk::yuk::yuk:
That's absolutely disgusting, but so are they three for barging in when someone was in the toilet. Marcus should tell them off!
:shrug:
Why is it disgusting?
Masturbation is a natural and wonderful thing to do.
I'd much rather my partner masturbated than went with someone else,if I wasn't available.
Let's all hail the wa*nk.Free,easy and a threat to no-one.
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
i agree everyone is entitled to w*nk lol :thumbs2:
SoFarSoGood282
18-08-2009, 03:39 PM
It no wonder his quilt has turned a nice shade of cum.....
Cybele
18-08-2009, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:hugesmile: WELL HE WAS CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN :laugh2::laugh2:
Well he WAS in the toilet. Even if he wasn't wanking, you pretty much have to have your pants down when you are on the toilet. Or do you pee your pants thesedays? :wink:
Cybele
18-08-2009, 03:42 PM
Rodrigo has admitted to w*nking on several occasions, but there are no manky Roddy post around. Some people just need to get off of Marcus' back!
Masturbation isn't nasty. It isn't sleezy. It is a natural thing that nearly everyone does. And those that don't are probably either lying, or they are your nan. :wink: I'm sure that everyone in that house has had a w*nk at some point within the last 3 months! If not, then they are either very frustrated or very repressed!
J-Rock
18-08-2009, 03:45 PM
Hahahaha....
Nothing new though - they were w***king in BB1
tpau21
18-08-2009, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Zizz6
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Aw they should have just left him alone
Sounds like Marcus is just another healthy man. :thumbs:
sounds like he is a sick perv
tpau21
18-08-2009, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by beso
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
the only thing manky about that is rodders sophie and siavash perving on someone doing something natural...
nice try though.:pat:
marcus is a douche and a vile perv so face it and STOP TRYNA DEFEND HIM!!!!!:mad:
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 03:53 PM
:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:BUT WHY TELL RODRIGO WHAT HE'S GONNY DO, JUST GO AND DO IT FFS, WHAT DOES HE WANT A MEDAL :mad:
SoFarSoGood282
18-08-2009, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by tpau21
Originally posted by Zizz6
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Aw they should have just left him alone
Sounds like Marcus is just another healthy man. :thumbs:
sounds like he is a sick perv
Oh please everyman does it!!
hennessy
18-08-2009, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:BUT WHY TELL RODRIGO WHAT HE'S GONNY DO, JUST GO AND DO IT FFS, WHAT DOES HE WANT A MEDAL :mad:
I got a medal from the "wrist of fury" competition I won in Bangkok
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by tpau21
sounds like he is a sick perv
:shrug:
Why?
Maybe when you're old enough you'll learn to love yourself.
Remember,if you can't love yourself,no-one else can.
You really don't want to grow old and lonely,just like what's going to happen to Bea-atch.
:hug:
Kazanne
18-08-2009, 03:56 PM
:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:
Ahahaha. I LOL'd at this. He's hilarious!
hennessy
18-08-2009, 04:00 PM
As woody Allen once said "don't knock Masturbation, it's sex with someone you love"
God I sound like a right w%*@ker!
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by tpau21
marcus is a douche and a vile perv so face it and STOP TRYNA DEFEND HIM!!!!!:mad:
I don't know your age,but you're coming across as being either very young or sexually repressed.
You could always go and have a private chat with your doctor about the 'birds and the bee's' and other sexual matters.
Not unless you're a nun.
Very natrual thing to do, but the thought of Marcus w***ing in the toilet makes me vomit over and over again yuk!!!
Johann
18-08-2009, 04:18 PM
LOL
deeko1973
18-08-2009, 04:25 PM
He didnt really get 'caught' doing it if he told Rodrigo he was on his way to do it!!
At least he can have a laugh about it... shows he's comfortable with himself!
kevinyeah
18-08-2009, 04:26 PM
lets be honest guys... who wouldnt have a cheeky one in there? i for one couldnt resist.
hennessy
18-08-2009, 04:28 PM
I would've set the mirrors so there were 30 of me, swinging an invisible lasso and singing "she'll be coming 'round the mountain"
j/k I touched it once but it didn't look impressed
google
18-08-2009, 04:29 PM
Nothing wrong with w*nking but Marcus is obsessed with it
:yuk:
SurferJay
18-08-2009, 04:56 PM
there shouldnt be cameras in the toilet..
its so funny on LF when it shows marcus just casually strolling into the toilet with a duvet around him
BGT-FAN!
18-08-2009, 04:58 PM
That was harsh for going in
Very rude
ricky2k9
18-08-2009, 05:02 PM
LOL how can you do it on TV geez.
Originally posted by BitterFruit
Shocking, this sort of behaviour needs to be taken in hand......:conf2:
:laugh3::laugh3:
Something was taken in hand.........
pardon the pun, but who really gives a toss?
I find it more shocking that the others thought it was ok to burst in on him during such an, erm, personal moment..
Oooo_get_her
18-08-2009, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by hennessy
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
What a curious coincidence... because while I've been reading it.... :blush2:
BitterFruit
18-08-2009, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Josy
Originally posted by BitterFruit
Shocking, this sort of behaviour needs to be taken in hand......:conf2:
:laugh3::laugh3:
Something was taken in hand.........
there should be punishment..
he needs to be pulled off his latest task
bobby75
18-08-2009, 05:21 PM
He was just divulging in a danger wank.
Tells Rodrigo what he's going to do, knowing full well rod would tell others, then gets down to buisness with the added excitement of people coming to disturb him.
Job done:thumbs:
HalfwitFTW
18-08-2009, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by tpau21
Originally posted by Zizz6
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Aw they should have just left him alone
Sounds like Marcus is just another healthy man. :thumbs:
sounds like he is a sick perv
I'm surprised with that comment coming from a guy. Are you saying you've never w@nked?
Chels
18-08-2009, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by happyland
pardon the pun, but who really gives a toss?
I find it more shocking that the others thought it was ok to burst in on him during such an, erm, personal moment..
:laugh2:
Little minds eh.
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
i'm sorry but that just a natural thing. even rodrigo, charlie, david and siavash doing that also. if someone thinks that not true, ask from your dad or from your future boyfriend
hennessy
18-08-2009, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
Originally posted by hennessy
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
What a curious coincidence... because while I've been reading it.... :blush2:
at last some solidarity, I would high 5 you but...
tpau21
18-08-2009, 05:27 PM
MARCUS IS A ***** CREEP GET HIM OUT...HE ISNT A LEGEND AND IS BORING....IF PEOPLE THINK SOPHIE IS DULL OK THEN...HAVING FUN WITH FREIDSN IS BETTER THAN BREAKING RULES AND BITCHING ABOUT GAMEPLANS
hennessy
18-08-2009, 05:32 PM
sounds like someone needs a w@nk
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by tpau21
MARCUS IS A ***** CREEP GET HIM OUT...HE ISNT A LEGEND AND IS BORING....IF PEOPLE THINK SOPHIE IS DULL OK THEN...HAVING FUN WITH FREIDSN IS BETTER THAN BREAKING RULES AND BITCHING ABOUT GAMEPLANS
go f yourself. every other guy does same thing. but marcus is the only one who say it :joker:
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
link please
The_Long_Run
18-08-2009, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by KrisLover
It was a secret mission. Obviously he failed.
not a very secret Emission. LOL
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 07:04 PM
I will always think of Marcus as Manky Marcus from now on - it is oh so appropriate - and not just because of the hand movements either!
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 07:20 PM
again. link please
HelenKirby
18-08-2009, 07:26 PM
What's wrong with people? All blokes do it. I don't know how most of the men in there manage to go all this time without doing it? Maybe that's why there's so much testosterone flying around. Charlie and Rodrigo are probably just arguing most of the time because they're both annoyed they're unable to s*** each other without 2 million viewers watching them! Freddie needed to have one. It all got to much for him in the end not being able to release the tension and David, well he's more of a girl though really.
Good on ya Marcus, if I was there, I probably would have given you a hand...... not!!!!
Anyway, whatever Marcus does, I will not change my opinion of him. I have backed him to win and I will support him all the way!!!
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 07:27 PM
DIIIIRRRTTTYYYY Gett !! he is missing "Blow me up Betty "
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 07:28 PM
Always said he was a w@nker :yuk:
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Always said he was a w@nker :yuk:
every male is a wanker'. but as i have said 2 times before, link please. quit fake threats please.
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by BBmassive
Always said he was a w@nker :yuk:
every male is a wanker'. but as i have said 2 times before, link please. quit fake threats please. Not ALL men are w@nkers at all :rolleyes:
Linto99
18-08-2009, 07:37 PM
What I find disgusting about it is, that he just has to announce it to Rodrigo and obviously wants to let the viewers know about it! I agree it is a normal bodily function, but think he's being a wee bitty perverse in wanting to share it all with us! Pervert!
PooBay
18-08-2009, 07:37 PM
Can't fault him for chucking one out. Good man.
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 07:39 PM
link please.
MaratSafinForever
18-08-2009, 07:39 PM
WHAT A ****ING LEGEND, GO ON SON!
Marcus just gets better and better...he has created the best TV persona since BORAT/BRUNO/ALLAN PATRIDGE all rolled into one. GENIUS!!!
PooBay
18-08-2009, 07:40 PM
I hope he wiped his man fat on Bea's pillow.
TheDarkHorsey
18-08-2009, 07:42 PM
....yep, we cant say marcus doesnt do what he wants:banana:
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
WHAT A ****ing LEGEND, GO ON SON!
Oh so having a w**k now makes a bloke a legend!
Said you were the shallow one!
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 07:46 PM
ITS ON DS HIGH LITE SPOILER THREAD :laugh3: CALM DOON GO AND HAVE A WANK :cheer2:
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
WHAT A ****ing LEGEND, GO ON SON!
Oh so having a w**k now makes a bloke a legend!
Said you were the shallow one!
WHAT A ****ing LEGEND, GO ON SON!
Taijitu
18-08-2009, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by HelenKirby
What's wrong with people? All blokes do it. I don't know how most of the men in there manage to go all this time without doing it? Maybe that's why there's so much testosterone flying around. Charlie and Rodrigo are probably just arguing most of the time because they're both annoyed they're unable to s*** each other without 2 million viewers watching them! Freddie needed to have one. It all got to much for him in the end not being able to release the tension and David, well he's more of a girl though really.
Good on ya Marcus, if I was there, I probably would have given you a hand...... not!!!!
Anyway, whatever Marcus does, I will not change my opinion of him. I have backed him to win and I will support him all the way!!!
Most women as well but I guess those having a go at him just feel he is such a legend that he shouldnt need to.
I guess we have to agree with them on that. :thumbs:
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by nastynorrie
ITS ON DS HIGH LITE SPOILER THREAD :laugh3: CALM DOON GO AND HAVE A ***k :cheer2:
don't see that on DB
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/bigbrother/
real link please
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 08:00 PM
not on forum either http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=45
show us the proof
Taijitu
18-08-2009, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by charliegimbert
not on forum either http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=45
show us the proof
Erm... much as I want him to win do we really need to see any proof?:shocked:
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by hennessy
Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
Originally posted by hennessy
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
What a curious coincidence... because while I've been reading it.... :blush2:
at last some solidarity, I would high 5 you but...
this thread is full of ****. don't believe it. i have asked 4 times already, give us some proof
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 08:05 PM
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1106821
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 08:06 PM
:laugh2::laugh2:THERE YE GO ARE YE HAPPY NOO :laugh2:
PooBay
18-08-2009, 08:09 PM
Link?
Taijitu
18-08-2009, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by nastynorrie
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1106821
If that is a picture of a crusty rolled up piece of toilet paper no way am I clicking on it!
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 08:16 PM
He's manky for having a wank? Get real.
nastynorrie
18-08-2009, 08:17 PM
:laugh2: FGS AWE THIS BECAUSE A WANKER HAD A WANK :sleep:
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 08:37 PM
I DID REPORT THIS TOPIC ALREADY. ARE MODS HATING MARCUS OR WHAT? wanna see the proof. link please you Deleted. Please do not insult other Forum members. Kaz.
Pandacoon
18-08-2009, 09:10 PM
Least it's true now :D
Still gotta love Marcus though :D
Originally posted by charliegimbert
I DID REPORT THIS TOPIC ALREADY. ARE MODS HATING MARCUS OR WHAT? wanna see the proof.
Don't know about you, but just seen the proof with my very own eyes on C4 5 minutes ago!!! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0011.gif
Faded
18-08-2009, 09:15 PM
ROFL, what a legend. The face he made with the covers over him was priceless.
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by Linto99
What I find disgusting about it is, that he just has to announce it to Rodrigo and obviously wants to let the viewers know about it! I agree it is a normal bodily function, but think he's being a wee bitty perverse in wanting to share it all with us! Pervert! EXACTLY!!Attention seeking dirty perve
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Faded
ROFL, what a legend. The face he made with the covers over him was priceless. You call THAT legend? hes like a dirty old man who hangs about in parks around the toilets :rolleyes:
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 09:21 PM
I'd share. Am I a dirty perve? :P
Faded
18-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Faded
ROFL, what a legend. The face he made with the covers over him was priceless. You call THAT legend? hes like a dirty old man who hangs about in parks around the toilets :rolleyes:
Some of us have a sense of humour.
Oooo_get_her
18-08-2009, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
I'd share. Am I a dirty perve? :P
Yes...
May I join you?
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
I'd share. Am I a dirty perve? :P
You tell us!!
BONNEIP
18-08-2009, 09:27 PM
That wasn't the legend Marcus...it was E.T. sending a message home :joker::joker:
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Faded
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Faded
ROFL, what a legend. The face he made with the covers over him was priceless. You call THAT legend? hes like a dirty old man who hangs about in parks around the toilets :rolleyes:
Some of us have a sense of humour. And some of us have no morals !
Taijitu
18-08-2009, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
I'd share. Am I a dirty perve? :P
Im cracking one off right now! That make me a perve you think?
Brad.
18-08-2009, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Faded
ROFL, what a legend. The face he made with the covers over him was priceless. You call THAT legend? hes like a dirty old man who hangs about in parks around the toilets :rolleyes:
its legendary
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 09:31 PM
He is sex obsessed - and that's because he obviously doesn't get it!
It is always those that talk about it the most - don't actually do it!!
Faded
18-08-2009, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Faded
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Faded
ROFL, what a legend. The face he made with the covers over him was priceless. You call THAT legend? hes like a dirty old man who hangs about in parks around the toilets :rolleyes:
Some of us have a sense of humour. And some of us have no morals !
I think I'll stick with the sense of humour. =]
tpau21
18-08-2009, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by charliegimbert
[quote]Originally posted by BBmassive
Always said he was a w@nker :yuk:
every male is a wanker'. but as i have said 2 times before, link please. quit fake threats please. [/
get of your horse man...sto defending him HE IS SICK AND ACCEPT IT
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 09:34 PM
i can see that mods are hating Marcus (not Vicky) my ntopic was removed
Taijitu
18-08-2009, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
He is sex obsessed - and that's because he obviously doesn't get it!
It is always those that talk about it the most - don't actually do it!!
You seem to have made quite a lot of posts regarding his sexual practices in the house yourself.
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by charliegimbert
i can see that mods are hating Marcus (not Vicky) my ntopic was removed
Your'e paranoid!
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Taijitu
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
He is sex obsessed - and that's because he obviously doesn't get it!
It is always those that talk about it the most - don't actually do it!!
You seem to have made quite a lot of posts regarding his sexual practices in the house yourself.
What you mean pointing out that he is a sex pest! He is!
I won't let Marcus fans intimidate me out of saying that! He has acted how he has acted! I will point that out!
charliegimbert
18-08-2009, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
What you mean pointing out that he is a sex pest! He is!
I won't let Marcus fans intimidate me out of saying that! He has acted how he has acted! I will point that out!
again, link please. or how do you know this?
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
What you mean pointing out that he is a sex pest! He is!
I won't let Marcus fans intimidate me out of saying that! He has acted how he has acted! I will point that out!
again, link please. or how do you know this?
How do you think - from watching the show!
Marcus also admitted on the show - that he had tried to get Noirin drunk - to cop a feel!
This is common knowledge!
Originally posted by charliegimbert
i can see that mods are hating Marcus (not Vicky) my ntopic was removed
Your topic was not removed - it was merged by me with numerous other posts on exactly the same topic HERE (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=141077&page=1).
P.S. I don't hate Marcus.
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
Originally posted by Jezzy
I'd share. Am I a dirty perve? :P
Yes...
May I join you?
Let's play. Where's the nearest camera? :tongue:
offelia
18-08-2009, 10:03 PM
loooooooooooool:laugh2::laugh2::whistle::whistle:: laugh2::laugh2:
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
What you mean pointing out that he is a sex pest! He is!
I won't let Marcus fans intimidate me out of saying that! He has acted how he has acted! I will point that out!
again, link please. or how do you know this?
How do you think - from watching the show!
Marcus also admitted on the show - that he had tried to get Noirin drunk - to cop a feel!
This is common knowledge!
I love you for sounding so much like Rodrigo :kiss:
daisyhotstuff
18-08-2009, 10:06 PM
he looks like and is an official wanker. and he is manky.
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by daisyhotstuff
he looks like and is an official *****r. and he is manky.
Don't worry. Jesus will save him.
santaa
18-08-2009, 10:16 PM
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by santaa
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
This series has been more about the editors than the HMs, and for that reason has made me go right off it. There are two people left I even give a **** about.
trasadkel
18-08-2009, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by santaa
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
It was funny but Marcus as a person just makes me cringe. He is one revolting individual. I cringe with embarassment for him. Yes everyone does it but does he really have to feel the need to brag about it.
Winner of BB?- god I hope not!
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by trasadkel
Originally posted by santaa
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
It was funny but Marcus as a person just makes me cringe. He is one revolting individual. I cringe with embarassment for him. Yes everyone does it but does he really have to feel the need to brag about it.
Winner of BB?- god I hope not!
Completely agree! :thumbs:
The thought of someone like him winning £100k on a tv gameshow does not sit at all well with me! It just amazes me how people can lose all sight of right and wrong - for the sake of entertainment in a gameshow!
tpau21
18-08-2009, 10:32 PM
it was for that fact that sophie siavash and rodrigo caught him
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by trasadkel
Originally posted by santaa
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
It was funny but Marcus as a person just makes me cringe. He is one revolting individual. I cringe with embarassment for him. Yes everyone does it but does he really have to feel the need to brag about it.
Winner of BB?- god I hope not!
Completely agree! :thumbs:
The thought of someone like him winning £100k on a tv gameshow does not sit at all well with me! It just amazes me how people can lose all sight of right and wrong - for the sake of entertainment in a gameshow!
just for argument's sake...who is more real?
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by tpau21
it was for that fact that sophie siavash and rodrigo caught him
Sophie,Siavash and Rodrigo are the perverts for bursting in on him like that.
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
daisyhotstuff
18-08-2009, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by terryecosse
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
more like a dirty old man, he looked like a right weirdo huddled up on the floor in his stinky duvet.
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by trasadkel
Originally posted by santaa
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
It was funny but Marcus as a person just makes me cringe. He is one revolting individual. I cringe with embarassment for him. Yes everyone does it but does he really have to feel the need to brag about it.
Winner of BB?- god I hope not! If THIS vile, grotty ,ignorant ,arrogant prick is a bb winner it makes me wonder what the world is coming too
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by trasadkel
Originally posted by santaa
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
It was funny but Marcus as a person just makes me cringe. He is one revolting individual. I cringe with embarassment for him. Yes everyone does it but does he really have to feel the need to brag about it.
Winner of BB?- god I hope not!
Completely agree! :thumbs:
The thought of someone like him winning £100k on a tv gameshow does not sit at all well with me! It just amazes me how people can lose all sight of right and wrong - for the sake of entertainment in a gameshow!
just for argument's sake...who is more real? What is "real" about him?:rolleyes:
The_Long_Run
18-08-2009, 10:49 PM
No wonder Marcus was surprised. When he subtly invited Rodrigo along, it was a personal invitation, not a 'bring a friend' invite!!!!
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by tpau21
it was for that fact that sophie siavash and rodrigo caught him
Sophie,Siavash and Rodrigo are the perverts for bursting in on him like that.
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
Nobody is saying it is not a normal bodily function - what they are saying is that you don't advertise it on public tv! There is absolutely nothing normal about that!
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by daisyhotstuff
Originally posted by terryecosse
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
more like a dirty old man, he looked like a right weirdo huddled up on the floor in his stinky duvet.
Where would you prefer him to masturbate?
In the middle of the living room with his trousers at his ankles?
If Marcus had burst in on someone defecating and invading there private space,would still hold the same view?
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by tpau21
it was for that fact that sophie siavash and rodrigo caught him
Sophie,Siavash and Rodrigo are the perverts for bursting in on him like that.
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
Nobody is saying it is not a normal bodily function - what they are saying is that you don't advertise it on public tv! There is absolutely nothing normal about that! dead right ,he is an ignorant pig
TheDarkHorsey
18-08-2009, 10:52 PM
maybe he thought it wwould give him immunity in next weeks eviction.
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by tpau21
it was for that fact that sophie siavash and rodrigo caught him
Sophie,Siavash and Rodrigo are the perverts for bursting in on him like that.
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
Nobody is saying it is not a normal bodily function - what they are saying is that you don't advertise it on public tv! There is absolutely nothing normal about that!
Actually, I would be quite blatant about going for a wank. Who's the pervert? Me, for doing something perfectly normal, or BB, for trying to film it?
trasadkel
18-08-2009, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by trasadkel
Originally posted by santaa
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
It was funny but Marcus as a person just makes me cringe. He is one revolting individual. I cringe with embarassment for him. Yes everyone does it but does he really have to feel the need to brag about it.
Winner of BB?- god I hope not! If THIS vile, grotty ,ignorant ,arrogant prick is a bb winner it makes me wonder what the world is coming too
Have to agree with you. I think the scene at the end summed him up completely- a very sad man. I cringed for him.
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by tpau21
it was for that fact that sophie siavash and rodrigo caught him
Sophie,Siavash and Rodrigo are the perverts for bursting in on him like that.
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
Nobody is saying it is not a normal bodily function - what they are saying is that you don't advertise it on public tv! There is absolutely nothing normal about that!
Actually, I would be quite blatant about going for a ***k. Who's the pervert? Me, for doing something perfectly normal, or BB, for trying to film it? Excuse me love just a mo ....This is BIG BROTHER ...The house is FULL of cameras :rolleyes: It is NATIONAL TV ,So you would think it was ok not only to tell all the viewers ,but also to od it on camera? Jesus love :rolleyes::yuk:
squinky
18-08-2009, 10:56 PM
tut tut rodders,talk about having no respect.what would the queen say.
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by trasadkel
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by trasadkel
Originally posted by santaa
This is the kind of editing that makes people turn BB off.Has limited appeal. Just like old lady on BBBM.Made me squirm and uncomfortable.Smutty and not funny or entertaining
It was funny but Marcus as a person just makes me cringe. He is one revolting individual. I cringe with embarassment for him. Yes everyone does it but does he really have to feel the need to brag about it.
Winner of BB?- god I hope not! If THIS vile, grotty ,ignorant ,arrogant prick is a bb winner it makes me wonder what the world is coming too
Have to agree with you. I think the scene at the end summed him up completely- a very sad man. I cringed for him. No wonder he has to resort to Thomas Tanking :yuk:NO decent woman would go within a mile of the grubby gett
The_Long_Run
18-08-2009, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by squinky
tut tut rodders,talk about having no respect.what would the queen say.
Respect? For Marcus? :joker::joker::joker::joker::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh::laugh::laugh::joker ::joker::joker:
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by tpau21
it was for that fact that sophie siavash and rodrigo caught him
Sophie,Siavash and Rodrigo are the perverts for bursting in on him like that.
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
Nobody is saying it is not a normal bodily function - what they are saying is that you don't advertise it on public tv! There is absolutely nothing normal about that!
Actually, I would be quite blatant about going for a ***k. Who's the pervert? Me, for doing something perfectly normal, or BB, for trying to film it? Excuse me love just a mo ....This is BIG BROTHER ...The house is FULL of cameras :rolleyes: It is NATIONAL TV ,So you would think it was ok not only to tell all the viewers ,but also to od it on camera? Jesus love :rolleyes::yuk:
The dirty git was loving it! The big smile on his face! He was actually loving the attention of being caught 'in the act'! He probably planned the whole thing - hoping that by telling Rodders - he would do exactly what he did! I wouldn't put it past him!
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
Actually, I would be quite blatant about going for a ***k. Who's the pervert? Me, for doing something perfectly normal, or BB, for trying to film it?
:thumbs:
Exactly.
I think the people describing him as vile must be either celibate,nuns,menopausal women,prepubescent teenagers or are jealous because they have lost there sex drive.
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:05 PM
BBmassive, the point I was trying to make was the one terryecosse picked up on. Who is the perv? The wanker or the baying public?
BB choose what they show us, don;t they?
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by tpau21
it was for that fact that sophie siavash and rodrigo caught him
Sophie,Siavash and Rodrigo are the perverts for bursting in on him like that.
Marcus is just looking after his health and trying to prevent prostate cancer.
Very sensible young man.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
Nobody is saying it is not a normal bodily function - what they are saying is that you don't advertise it on public tv! There is absolutely nothing normal about that!
Actually, I would be quite blatant about going for a ***k. Who's the pervert? Me, for doing something perfectly normal, or BB, for trying to film it? Excuse me love just a mo ....This is BIG BROTHER ...The house is FULL of cameras :rolleyes: It is NATIONAL TV ,So you would think it was ok not only to tell all the viewers ,but also to od it on camera? Jesus love :rolleyes::yuk:
The dirty git was loving it! The big smile on his face! He was actually loving the attention of being caught 'in the act'! He probably planned the whole thing - hoping that by telling Rodders - he would do exactly what he did! I wouldn't put it past him! More camera time for him ,The last 2 weeks attention seeking as been the "I WANT YOU AL TO NOMINATE ME,I WANT TO GO"Utter BS...hes changed his tune now ,hes stopped asking them to vote him :mad::mad:
Shaun
18-08-2009, 11:05 PM
I don't think I could imagine going without...that...since June.
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
BBmassive, the point I was trying to make was the one terryecosse picked up on. Who is the perv? The *****r or the baying public? The w@nker
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Shaun
I don't think I could imagine going without...that...since June. A spot of advice love ....dont go on bb :thumbs:
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
BBmassive, the point I was trying to make was the one terryecosse picked up on. Who is the perv? The *****r or the baying public? The w@nker
You have issues.
Wanking isn't perverse, it's perfectly normal, even to relieve tension.
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
More camera time for him ,The last 2 weeks attention seeking as been the "I WANT YOU AL TO NOMINATE ME,I WANT TO GO"Utter BS...hes changed his tune now ,hes stopped asking them to vote him :mad::mad:
Calm down,dear.
Go for a wank,it's very therapeutic.
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by Jezzy
Actually, I would be quite blatant about going for a ***k. Who's the pervert? Me, for doing something perfectly normal, or BB, for trying to film it?
:thumbs:
Exactly.
I think the people describing him as vile must be either celibate,nuns,menopausal women,prepubescent teenagers or are jealous because they have lost there sex drive.
You can always tell when someone is running out of excuses - when they roll out the old 'they are jealous' crap!
Jealous of fat, old Marcus pleasuring himself! What were people saying about being 'real'!
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
BBmassive, the point I was trying to make was the one terryecosse picked up on. Who is the perv? The *****r or the baying public? The w@nker
You have issues.
w****** isn't perverse, it's perfectly normal, even to relieve tension. NOT on National tv ,when youngsters are watching
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by Jezzy
Actually, I would be quite blatant about going for a ***k. Who's the pervert? Me, for doing something perfectly normal, or BB, for trying to film it?
:thumbs:
Exactly.
I think the people describing him as vile must be either celibate,nuns,menopausal women,prepubescent teenagers or are jealous because they have lost there sex drive.
You can always tell when someone is running out of excuses - when they roll out the old 'they are jealous' cr*p!
Jealous of fat, old Marcus pleasuring himself! What were people saying about being 'real'!
eh? if that had made any sense, i'd comment.
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by Jezzy
Actually, I would be quite blatant about going for a ***k. Who's the pervert? Me, for doing something perfectly normal, or BB, for trying to film it?
:thumbs:
Exactly.
I think the people describing him as vile must be either celibate,nuns,menopausal women,prepubescent teenagers or are jealous because they have lost there sex drive.
You can always tell when someone is running out of excuses - when they roll out the old 'they are jealous' cr*p!
Jealous of fat, old Marcus pleasuring himself! What were people saying about being 'real'! Sad isnt it ?:yuk:
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by BBmassive
More camera time for him ,The last 2 weeks attention seeking as been the "I WANT YOU AL TO NOMINATE ME,I WANT TO GO"Utter BS...hes changed his tune now ,hes stopped asking them to vote him :mad::mad:
Calm down,dear.
Go for a ***k,it's very therapeutic.
You seem quite the expert on the subject!
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:11 PM
Voiceofreason, and anyone else on here putting down Marcus for having a wank.
Don't you?
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by BBmassive
More camera time for him ,The last 2 weeks attention seeking as been the "I WANT YOU AL TO NOMINATE ME,I WANT TO GO"Utter BS...hes changed his tune now ,hes stopped asking them to vote him :mad::mad:
Calm down,dear.
Go for a ***k,it's very therapeutic.
You seem quite the expert on the subject! Im tempted to call him something but I am refraining :wink:
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
Voiceofreason, and anyone else on here putting down Marcus for having a ***k.
Don't you? Oh please :rolleyes:
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:13 PM
That;s hardly an answer.
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
Voiceofreason, and anyone else on here putting down Marcus for having a ***k.
Don't you?
Definitely not on tv - why do you?
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by BBmassive
More camera time for him ,The last 2 weeks attention seeking as been the "I WANT YOU AL TO NOMINATE ME,I WANT TO GO"Utter BS...hes changed his tune now ,hes stopped asking them to vote him :mad::mad:
Calm down,dear.
Go for a ***k,it's very therapeutic.
You seem quite the expert on the subject! Im tempted to call him something but I am refraining :wink:
I believe he is a she!
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:16 PM
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it.
Oooo_get_her
18-08-2009, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it.
I second that - I certainly couldn't go 3 months without a w*nk - in fact I get tetchy if I go a day without an orgasm.
So yeah, if I was in that situation I'd be ninja w*nking under duvets too.
:banana:
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it.
Aren't you ignoring a vital point here! It is not about bb filming it - it is about Manky Marcus telling the viewers about it prior to the event! If that is normal in your book - then you and I most certainly do not agree - I am pleased to say!
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it. The whole idea of bb is the cameras ,and the attention seeking dirty gett know this ,anyway im off to bed to cuddle up to my none w@nking hubby ,ni - night peeps :kiss:
BBmassive
18-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it.
Aren't you ignoring a vital point here! It is not about bb filming it - it is about Manky Marcus telling the viewers about it prior to the event! If that is normal in your book - then you and I most certainly do not agree - I am pleased to say! :thumbs::thumbs: well said
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it. The whole idea of bb is the cameras ,and the attention seeking dirty gett know this ,anyway im off to bed to cuddle up to my none w@nking hubby ,ni - night peeps :kiss:
:thumbs:
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it.
Aren't you ignoring a vital point here! It is not about bb filming it - it is about Manky Marcus telling the viewers about it prior to the event! If that is normal in your book - then you and I most certainly do not agree - I am pleased to say!
Get your point. So why didn't BB totally ignore it rather than show that so we could all say, oooo, marcus is going for a wank? After all, they ignore enough stuff...
Oooo_get_her
18-08-2009, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it. The whole idea of bb is the cameras ,and the attention seeking dirty gett know this ,anyway im off to bed to cuddle up to my none w@nking hubby ,ni - night peeps :kiss:
*psst* Jezzy - I bet he w*nks in the bathroom when she's asleep :laugh:
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it. The whole idea of bb is the cameras ,and the attention seeking dirty gett know this ,anyway im off to bed to cuddle up to my none w@nking hubby ,ni - night peeps :kiss:
*psst* Jezzy - I bet he w*nks in the bathroom when she's asleep :laugh:
As long as he doesn't call his local radio station - and inform them of that fact first!
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it. The whole idea of bb is the cameras ,and the attention seeking dirty gett know this ,anyway im off to bed to cuddle up to my none w@nking hubby ,ni - night peeps :kiss:
*psst* Jezzy - I bet he w*nks in the bathroom when she's asleep :laugh:
:laugh:
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by Jezzy
If I was going to be cooped up for 3 months, of bloody course I would go for one. If TV chooses to film it, it's they who are the perverts. Not me for doing it. The whole idea of bb is the cameras ,and the attention seeking dirty gett know this ,anyway im off to bed to cuddle up to my none w@nking hubby ,ni - night peeps :kiss:
*psst* Jezzy - I bet he w*nks in the bathroom when she's asleep :laugh:
As long as he doesn't call his local radio station - and inform them of that fact first!
cmon, voiceofreason...i usually really like your posts. Please don't forget that BB chooses who is to be radio broadcast. Do you honestly think they would show siavash going for a wank? no. it's not the persona they want to promote. but don't think for a minute he hasn't done the deed.
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
So why didn't BB totally ignore it rather than show that so we could all say, oooo, marcus is going for a ***k? After all, they ignore enough stuff...
The last time they showed something similar,Rodrigo said he had masturbated a few more times than Marcus.
Sophie has sex in a bedroom full of strangers with some @rsehole she barely knew and on live T.V.
And proceeds to tell the nation.
Marcus went to a part of the house that's reserved for private bodily functions.
What's the problem?
"Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said the research could affect the kind of lifestyle advice doctors give to patients.
"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire.
"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.
Oooo_get_her
18-08-2009, 11:35 PM
Words of wisdom :)
Everyone should be encouraged to masturbate! :cheer2:
Right - i'm off to bed - I shall, in case you are all interested, be having a quick 'Marcus' before I nod off. :spin:
G'night!
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:37 PM
NNight, ooh_get_her
Hope it's a good one :wink:
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by terryecosse
Originally posted by Jezzy
So why didn't BB totally ignore it rather than show that so we could all say, oooo, marcus is going for a ***k? After all, they ignore enough stuff...
The last time they showed something similar,Rodrigo said he had masturbated a few more times than Marcus.
Sophie has sex in a bedroom full of strangers with some @rsehole she barely knew and on live T.V.
And proceeds to tell the nation.
Marcus went to a part of the house that's reserved for private bodily functions.
What's the problem?
"Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said the research could affect the kind of lifestyle advice doctors give to patients.
"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire.
"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.
Siavash, Rodders or any of others haven't broadcast the event beforehand - as if they were selling tickets!
Stop trying to confuse the issue! It has already been established by all concerned that the act is natural - no need for constant repetiton of that fact - it is the advertisement of the aforementioned act that is not quite so natural!!
terryecosse
18-08-2009, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by BBmassive
Im tempted to call him something but I am refraining :wink:
I believe he is a she!
Yeah,maybe too much w@nking has made bbmassive blind and she can't see my avatar.
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:44 PM
Okay.
How do you know that none of the others have broadcast the event? Rodders has, that's why it's a running joke between the two of them.
BB broadcasts the event. Ya esta.
WOMBAI
18-08-2009, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by Jezzy
Okay.
How do you know that none of the others have broadcast the event? Rodders has, that's why it's a running joke between the two of them.
BB broadcasts the event. Ya esta.
I believe Rodders admitted to having done so on several occasions - during a conversation instigated by Manky Marcus - after the event! Not the same thing! Manky Marcus seems thoroughly obsessed with the subject - it is all attention seeking nonsense!
Anyway - I also need my sleep - so I too bid you goodnight!:xyxwave:
Jezzy
18-08-2009, 11:55 PM
To you too :)
I am also off.
squinky
19-08-2009, 12:15 AM
lol,i cant believe some people are getting so upset,hes a wanker(aint we all...if we are being honest)not a murderer.as for youngsters watching....it was shown after the watershed,and shouldnt littluns be in bed anyway.
James747
19-08-2009, 01:21 AM
wow at all the people in this thread complaining or finding it bad...
it was one of the funniest scenes in big brother 10, i find beas normal convosations more disgustin than what happened witth marcus.
Rodrigos laugh.. marcus's face.. so damn funny ;D need maor of this..
Taijitu
19-08-2009, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by Taijitu
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
He is sex obsessed - and that's because he obviously doesn't get it!
It is always those that talk about it the most - don't actually do it!!
You seem to have made quite a lot of posts regarding his sexual practices in the house yourself.
What you mean pointing out that he is a sex pest! He is!
I won't let Marcus fans intimidate me out of saying that! He has acted how he has acted! I will point that out!
Whilst sex pest doesnt seem to be officially defined it could suggest to some that it is more serious then just being sexually annoying. Whilst not your own some comments on this forum have accused him of pedophilia and perversion (even though in the strictest sense of the word a man is more perverted if they do NOT wank).
The running trend at the moment is for some to make blatantly slanderous assertions about him. Even calling him a sex pest seems out of order as I am sure if he had done anything completely unacceptable sexually towards Noirin she and her PR agent would already have had him out of the house and on a charge by now.
And if you actually read your u2u you would know why I found your comments on him a little over the top.
I know Im sounding worked up about this but Im not really Im just a bit sick of some of the things writen from all sides as I remember this forum used to be a good place for people to show support for their favorite house mates, have a little witty banter and some in depth analysis of what plans and tricks they may be playing in there or what big brother may do next.
Instead there seems to be thread upon thread about how much people hate x house mate and anyone who supports them and how some bloke was caught having a wank.
Anyhow that off me chest I wish you all the best and hope nobody stays up all night thinking of Marcus wanking.:laugh:
luminoussun
19-08-2009, 06:07 AM
I thought it was a little pervy by sophie siavash and roders..they knew he was having a j arthur rank so why did they want to see it?
Taijitu
19-08-2009, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by luminoussun
I thought it was a little pervy by sophie siavash and roders..they knew he was having a j arthur rank so why did they want to see it?
Yeah I know thats what I was thinking. Seems more pervy to go looking for someone you Know has gone to a quiet place to chug one off.
Perhaps Rodrigo secretly wanted to join him but didnt have the nerve so asked the others to come along and hold his hand?:laugh:
This forum is never funnier than when the discussion turns to sex or, particularly, masturbation.
I assume that we have a few younger posters on here who simply don't have worldly knowledge.
What is slightly more surprising, and even funnier, is the number of older (in some cases significantly older) posters who have the most naive and ridiculous views about such basic biological functions. I assume from some of the posts that there are one or two females here who believe their partner never does and never has masturbated. I am afraid they are amusingly mistaken.
Such ignorance...
kjago
19-08-2009, 08:00 AM
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS WANK IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.
Entervoice
19-08-2009, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: that was funny
phil2004uk
19-08-2009, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by kjago
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS ***k IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.
I know! Girls even get twitchy at me saying hello and nice weather...thinking I'm hitting on them...
Especially noticed that when I've been to other country's and they are more friendly...England is prude :wavey:
Jackie
19-08-2009, 08:18 AM
Marcus was speechless...........................ha ha now who's calling him a wanker:laugh2:
whio the hell would want to see or join (as some are suggesting!!) the slimy creepy tw*t w**king off - OMG the thought makes me vomit
Happigail
19-08-2009, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by hennessy
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
Oh god LMAO!
Happigail
19-08-2009, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by hennessy
internet cafe while let you get away with some stuff I tell ya
ohh a napkin
*spits out tea!*
CaraRawr
19-08-2009, 09:51 AM
Oh dear lord, looool.
WOMBAI
19-08-2009, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by BB22
This forum is never funnier than when the discussion turns to sex or, particularly, masturbation.
I assume that we have a few younger posters on here who simply don't have worldly knowledge.
What is slightly more surprising, and even funnier, is the number of older (in some cases significantly older) posters who have the most naive and ridiculous views about such basic biological functions. I assume from some of the posts that there are one or two females here who believe their partner never does and never has masturbated. I am afraid they are amusingly mistaken.
Such ignorance...
Some posters don't seem to understand the difference between the normality of the 'act' itself - and the abnomality of 'broadcasting said act beforehand' to millions of public viewers!
Such ignorance ...
:sad:
Originally posted by Happigail
Originally posted by hennessy
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
Oh god LMAO!
:yuk:
WOMBAI
19-08-2009, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by phil2004uk
Originally posted by kjago
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS ***k IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.
I know! Girls even get twitchy at me saying hello and nice weather...thinking I'm hitting on them...
Especially noticed that when I've been to other country's and they are more friendly...England is prude :wavey:
Have you ever attempted to get a girl drunk with the intention of taking advantage of her? That is a crime!
Can't you see the difference?
Originally posted by happyland
pardon the pun, but who really gives a toss?
I find it more shocking that the others thought it was ok to burst in on him during such an, erm, personal moment..
I've changed my mind now: it was absolutely hilarious (partly because Marcus took it so well) I loved Siavash lying on his back kicking his legs laughing! :laugh:
nickc25
19-08-2009, 11:24 AM
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.
StrawberryCake
19-08-2009, 11:29 AM
did anyone else find it hilarious? my boyfriend and I were laughing for a long time after
BBmassive
19-08-2009, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by kjago
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS ***k IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too. A "HERO"is someone who runs in a burning house to rescue a abby ,not a dirty little man/boy on bb ,GET A GRIP FFS
BBmassive
19-08-2009, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless. I thought it was more pervy than priceless
WOMBAI
19-08-2009, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless. I thought it was more pervy than priceless
It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!
:yuk:
BBmassive
19-08-2009, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless. I thought it was more pervy than priceless
It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!
:yuk: All he needed was a grubby raincoat and his image was complete :yuk:
nickc25
19-08-2009, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless. I thought it was more pervy than priceless
It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!
:yuk: All he needed was a grubby raincoat and his image was complete :yuk:
you two need to chill out. If anything was pervy it was sohpie going to have a look, can you imagine what would happen if it was the other way around? Marcus would be called all sorts of names yet its ok for sophie to do it?
I thought it was funny and one of the classic moments of the series.
ange7
19-08-2009, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by masonbason
Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
U must be joking otherwise Marcus will put his deathclaw killer karate move on all three of them,
Yeah but 9 times out of 10 Marcus' "deathclaw" is busy
WOMBAI
19-08-2009, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by nickc25
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless. I thought it was more pervy than priceless
It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!
:yuk: All he needed was a grubby raincoat and his image was complete :yuk:
you two need to chill out. If anything was pervy it was sohpie going to have a look, can you imagine what would happen if it was the other way around? Marcus would be called all sorts of names yet its ok for sophie to do it?
I thought it was funny and one of the classic moments of the series.
The fact that Marcus told everyone (Rodders and Public)
that he was about to do it - is not normal behaviour - dress it up how you like!
fannanne
19-08-2009, 03:08 PM
Me and my partner nearly peed our self. So,So funny.:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:::laugh2::laugh2::la ugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laug h2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
MissKittyFantastico
19-08-2009, 03:10 PM
It was hilarious, made all the more funny by Marcus' reaction to being caught!
Me and my OH rewound it to watch and laugh at it all over again!
Brilliant! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
Originally posted by BB22
This forum is never funnier than when the discussion turns to sex or, particularly, masturbation.
I assume that we have a few younger posters on here who simply don't have worldly knowledge.
What is slightly more surprising, and even funnier, is the number of older (in some cases significantly older) posters who have the most naive and ridiculous views about such basic biological functions. I assume from some of the posts that there are one or two females here who believe their partner never does and never has masturbated. I am afraid they are amusingly mistaken.
Such ignorance...
Some posters don't seem to understand the difference between the normality of the 'act' itself - and the abnomality of 'broadcasting said act beforehand' to millions of public viewers!
Such ignorance ...
:sad:
Now that is funny. I mean, it is quite plain what people on this forum work themselves up into a prudish frenzy over and it certainly isn't "broadcasting said act beforehand". In fact, you can almost feel the tremors of vicarious pleasure some people in this thread are getting over it all and the little thrill they get from being able to take their treasured holier-than-thou stance.
Oh, and repeating the last line of a post for the purposes of sarcasm really is a rather hackneyed forum trope. :whistle:
Honestly, this thread is almost as funny as the incident itself.
HarryRag
19-08-2009, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by luminoussun
I thought it was a little pervy by sophie siavash and roders..they knew he was having a j arthur rank so why did they want to see it?
true
jimmymckooel
19-08-2009, 04:16 PM
Marcus caught wanking? It'll be on the top 10 tv moments of the year probably.
King Gizzard
19-08-2009, 04:20 PM
Danger wanks are the future
I don't like Marcus but this thread is just daft. He isn't the first to have a wank in the house and he definitely wont be the last. Ray used to go into the toilet all the time, Glyn did in the shower, Kinga stuck a wine bottle up her in the garden!!
staceyxxx
19-08-2009, 04:41 PM
it was sooo funny!
soph,, roddy,, siavash 2 win!!
x:laugh:
GypsyGoth
19-08-2009, 04:45 PM
I caught the repeat of the HL show on E4 today. I'm amazed it was shown. Though I'm glad it was, it was hilarious.
Serves him right for doing that in a toilet they all use.
fallentree
19-08-2009, 04:46 PM
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Zizz6
19-08-2009, 05:07 PM
funny how rodrigo is now up for having jokes and fun as long as the laugh isnt on him he freaks
anyone he told everyone he was going for one so it was hardly being 'caught'
If it was Roddy in the toilet having a private moment and Marcus gossiping around, Marcus would be considered as a bully.
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