Enough of the Bitching People! Lets play a game

[bansheewails]

Choose a Housemate and pick the perfect job for them and state the reason why the job would be perfect!


I'll Start with Bea.

Terrorist Interogator, because she is relentless and picks over the same information again and again. She would make them slip up somewhere!

:thumbs:

[Jezzy]

Thanks for this, Banshee...we need some light relief.

Personally, I would love to see Roddy as a Traffic Warden. Pedantic, humourless, but held in National affection :wink:

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Jezzy
Thanks for this, Banshee...we need some light relief.

Personally, I would love to see Roddy as a Traffic Warden.

I demand to know your reasons! I don't really but please? :hugesmile:

[santaa]

Siavash- shop assistant in Top Shop- Hes got such style

[santaa]

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by santaa
Siavash- shop assistant in Top Shop- Hes got such style

Good one, but do you think he would go to top shop?

:bigsmile:

[Nigeria_Bob]

Bea - A shitface, cos she's such a shitface

[Jordan.]

Marcus a nursery Teacher so he can teach them they ways of the force :laugh:

[tpau21]

Sophie...Teacher

haha not!!

SOPHIE FOR THE WIN BIATTTCHESS

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by SPIDERPIG!
Marcus a nursery Teacher so he can teach them they ways of the force :laugh:

LOL, but quite a scary thought! Marcus incharge of the nations youth!

:laugh:

[Jezzy]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Originally posted by Jezzy
Thanks for this, Banshee...we need some light relief.

Personally, I would love to see Roddy as a Traffic Warden.

I demand to know your reasons! I don't really but please? :hugesmile:

edited :kiss:

[Nebi]

Sree as a actor, he would be perfect to play in the sequel of "Wristcutter a love story" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477139/

[Nigeria_Bob]

Sophie. Professional Trampolinist.

[hennessy]

I don't think Marcus would go down well as a gynaecologist but I think David would do well as a bouncer in a playschool

[Nigeria_Bob]

Markus. Slumberland Duvet Quality Tester.

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by hennessy
I don't think Marcus would go down well as a gynaecologist but I think David would do well as a bouncer in a playschool

eeeeeewwwww, i do like marcus but eeeeeeeeewwww! I think he would be good as an air traffic controller! Cool, calm and collected, with a 'land the ****ing plane NOW'!

:spin:

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Nigeria_Bob
Sophie. Professional Trampolinist.

hmmmm, two problems! :whistle:

[Jezzy]

Originally posted by Nigeria_Bob
Markus. Slumberland Duvet Quality Tester.

teehee :laugh:

[bovvered?]

Shree.... Life Guard (make him learn to swim)

Bea.... Electrician (so she can learn the difference between positive & negative and hopefully get a few shocks)

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by bovvered?
Shree.... Life Guard (make him learn to swim)

Bea.... Electrician (so she can learn the difference between positive & negative and hopefully get a few shocks)


:joker:

[Celeb_Rehab]

Lisa - Fag tester or Big Issue seller

[bovvered?]

Charlie...plumber ( maybe help him control the waterworks)

Marcus... Tourettes counsellor (would be nice to have someone swear back)

[bansheewails]

Lisa, Army drill sergent! Lots of shouting but doesn't have to do the running around hersellf!

David - Town crier, for the obvious reasons!

:colour::colour:

[bovvered?]

Sophie... Airbag Installer

[BONNEIP]

David= Bouncy castle
Lisa= Child catcher
Bea=Street walker
Charlie= sewage worker
Siavash= Rag n bone man
Rodrigo= Disposable Nappy Tester
Marcus= Prime minister
Sophie= Mensa IQ tester

:dance::dance::dance::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::chee r2::cheer2:

[bansheewails]

Charlie counld only be a tanning booth inspector!

Sophie Buoyancy aid!

[bansheewails]

bump

[bovvered?]

David... Butlins announcer (Good Morning Campers!)

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by bovvered?
David... Butlins announcer (Good Morning Campers!)

Hehehe, Rodrigo Buckingham Place Tour guide!

:wink:

[santaa]

Lisa- bus inspector- she could hop off and on for a a fag

[bovvered?]

Siavash.... God ( Rodders already thinks he's Jesus so let Siavash make the rules for the world)

[bansheewails]

More please! NOW

[bovvered?]

Lisa... Refuse Collector (let her rifle through the rubbish for the fag butts)

[bovvered?]

Originally posted by bansheewails
More please! NOW

Im trying Im trying!!!!:tongue:

[Jezzy]

]

Hehehe, Rodrigo Buckingham Place Tour guide!

:wink:

I would LOVE that. So, I suspect, would he :tongue:

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Jezzy
]

Hehehe, Rodrigo Buckingham Place Tour guide!

:wink:

I would LOVE that. So, I suspect, would he :tongue:

He may knock on her door for a cuppa during his break though!

:laugh:

[Jezzy]

God, Banshee, stop bullying us to post more :tongue:

Lisa - political whip. She is best at turning people to vote.

Sophie - Beauty consultant on a make-up counter in a department store. She uses enough.

Charlie - Pantomime dame. I think this may come true.

[bansheewails]

Its not Bullying its:

bludgeon, bluster, browbeat, buffalo, bulldoze, coerce, cow, despotize, domineer, dragoon, enforce, harass, hector, lean on, menace, oppress, overbear, persecute, ride roughshod, showboat, swagger, terrorize, threaten, torment, torture, turn on the heat, tyrannize, walk heavy

:tongue:

[bovvered?]

David... School Dinner 'Lady'

[bovvered?]

Kris... Cleaner ( already has his own mop)

[Jezzy]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Its not Bullying its:

bludgeon, bluster, browbeat, buffalo, bulldoze, coerce, cow, despotize, domineer, dragoon, enforce, harass, hector, lean on, menace, oppress, overbear, persecute, ride roughshod, showboat, swagger, terrorize, threaten, torment, torture, turn on the heat, tyrannize, walk heavy

:tongue:

Stop despotising us.

I like that one :tongue:

Hectoring comes a very close second.

Thank you so much for making me laugh. Karma added.

[bovvered?]

Sophie .... Alchoholics Anonymous Organiser

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by bovvered?
Kris... Cleaner ( already has his own mop)

LOL, did you see the Art Thread! Spectacular pics of him on there!

:whistle:

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Jezzy
Originally posted by bansheewails
Its not Bullying its:

bludgeon, bluster, browbeat, buffalo, bulldoze, coerce, cow, despotize, domineer, dragoon, enforce, harass, hector, lean on, menace, oppress, overbear, persecute, ride roughshod, showboat, swagger, terrorize, threaten, torment, torture, turn on the heat, tyrannize, walk heavy

:tongue:

Stop despotising us.

I like that one :tongue:

Hectoring comes a very close second.

Thank you so much for making me laugh. Karma added.

Thank you for the Karma, lost two just for starting this post!:rolleyes: Bitching is good for the heart but laughter is good for the soul! So me granny said! :hugesmile:

[bovvered?]

Noirin... Marriage Guidance Counsellor

[Jezzy]

Laughter is the best thing in the world my lovely.

[bovvered?]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Originally posted by Jezzy
Originally posted by bansheewails
Its not Bullying its:

bludgeon, bluster, browbeat, buffalo, bulldoze, coerce, cow, despotize, domineer, dragoon, enforce, harass, hector, lean on, menace, oppress, overbear, persecute, ride roughshod, showboat, swagger, terrorize, threaten, torment, torture, turn on the heat, tyrannize, walk heavy

:tongue:

Stop despotising us.

I like that one :tongue:

Hectoring comes a very close second.

Thank you so much for making me laugh. Karma added.

Thank you for the Karma, lost two just for starting this post!:rolleyes: Bitching is good for the heart but laughter is good for the soul! So me granny said! :hugesmile:
Has definitely lightened my heart cos I must admit have been slightly obsessed with Bea dislike!
Thanks!

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by bovvered?
Noirin... Marriage Guidance Counsellor

Now this one did make me laugh out loud! :laugh:

[bovvered?]

David.... Teletubbies:tongue:

[bovvered?]

Lisa... Frosties Quality Control Inspector

[Jezzy]

Originally posted by bovvered?
David.... Teletubbies:tongue:

Tinky Winky?

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by bovvered?
David.... Teletubbies:tongue:

He does have that walk doesn't he! That arse and belly stuck out thing, its funny to watch!

:laugh:

[bovvered?]

He would be perfect!

[bovvered?]

Right girls Im in France and its 1am... night!

[bansheewails]

Say eh-oh! I think tiredness is getting to me now, I am getting giddy and silly!

[bansheewails]

Night Bovverred! Talk to you tomorrow!

[fallenkal]

Sophie - Astronaut (to bring her closer to home)

[brian3]

Originally posted by santaa
Siavash- shop assistant in Top Shop- Hes got such style

But what if his boss told him to shut up

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by fallenkal
Sophie - Astronaut (to bring her closer to home)

Alien?

[fallenkal]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Originally posted by fallenkal
Sophie - Astronaut (to bring her closer to home)

Alien?

Some of her thoughts are definitely not of this world :tongue:

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by fallenkal
Originally posted by bansheewails
Originally posted by fallenkal
Sophie - Astronaut (to bring her closer to home)

Alien?

Some of her thoughts are definitely not of this world :tongue:

The dolphin/tuna thing was a bit ET alright!

:hugesmile:

[cleaner67]

Rodrigo = To work for the Queen, writing her letters :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Becker]

Bea would have to take on a solitary job of some kind, out of the way with no other people involved ... arctic circle maybe counting snowflakes.

[cleaner67]

Marcus: stunt double for Wolverine