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siezz
20-08-2009, 01:39 AM
back to windows, celebrity window fitter series on discovery home and lesuire?

kids tv, nickelodian?

i'm a celbrity get me out of here?

anyway he's a ledgen d n he's going to be big...........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8jyGJS8rtE&feature=channel_page
offelia
20-08-2009, 01:41 AM
he`s going to w....k in a public toilet:cheer2:
James747
20-08-2009, 01:42 AM
maybe he'll shave his hair and get it on with david
GypsyGoth
20-08-2009, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by offelia
he`s going to w....k in a public toilet:cheer2: :laugh2::laugh2:
LoadOfDross
20-08-2009, 01:42 AM
He'll probably w*nk 10 times a day for 4 months to compensate for all the times hes missed out.
Nebi
20-08-2009, 02:02 AM
He should have a w@nk on Big Mouth.
Appearance_Of_A_Junky
20-08-2009, 02:31 AM
He has been steadily filling his suitcase with anything that is not nailed down in BB (such as Sophies hair extensions) and will make his fortune selling people bits of crap on eBay.

His soiled pants are expected to reach upwards of four pounds, and he has three months worth.
King Gizzard
20-08-2009, 02:32 AM
rule the ****ing world.
Claymores
20-08-2009, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
He has been steadily filling his suitcase with anything that is not nailed down in BB (such as Sophies hair extensions) and will make his fortune selling people bits of cr*p on eBay.

His soiled pants are expected to reach upwards of four pounds, and he has three months worth.

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
UglyBaby
20-08-2009, 02:36 AM
Ive always thought there was something a bit tragic about HMs who come out and go back to their normal jobs. But thats what most of them have to do. But some must feel like their old jobs are suddenly beneath them. Thats the tragic part.

He'll probably do club PAs while his 15mins last.
Claymores
20-08-2009, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by UglyBaby
Ive always thought there was something a bit tragic about HMs who come out and go back to their normal jobs. But thats what most of them have to do. But some must feel like their old jobs are suddenly beneath them. Thats the tragic part.

He'll probably do club PAs while his 15mins last.

Go into competition with Luke & Rebecca on who does the Grand Opening of the next Aldi's Store
siezz
20-08-2009, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by Nebi
He should have a w@nk on Big Mouth.

yeah mega lol
cassieparis
20-08-2009, 05:34 PM
Advertise steroid sprays for nasal drip.
The toy collector's got it bad apparently ask Bea :yuk:
Beso
20-08-2009, 05:37 PM
what he did before entering the house......Enjoy life.
peacemaker
20-08-2009, 05:45 PM
find himself a girlfriend, it's going to be very hard but i think he'll find one:love:
peacemaker
20-08-2009, 05:45 PM
find himself a girlfriend, it's going to be very hard but i think he'll find one:love:
jay303
20-08-2009, 06:05 PM
hes going to get laid:dance2:
santaa
20-08-2009, 06:28 PM
Marcus said if he had had a job he would not have gone into the house.
Another dole bludger. Everyone complains about Lisa.
Marcus said when he leaves the house he is going to be an arse model.
I suspect he is a model arse and will fade into oblivion when he leaves the house.
He may find work as a bouncer
dbfs
20-08-2009, 07:15 PM
donate to a sperm bank!!!!:elephant:
Jezzy
20-08-2009, 07:18 PM
Duvet tester for Slumberdown. Then he'll be back to internet life :wink:
google
20-08-2009, 07:18 PM
He'll join the w*nkers institution

or

become a sperm donor
Twiggy
20-08-2009, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by siezz
back to windows, celebrity window fitter series on discovery home and lesuire?

kids tv, nickelodian?

i'm a celbrity get me out of here?

anyway he's a ledgen d n he's going to be big...........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8jyGJS8rtE&feature=channel_page Spend his winnings.
sophiee1383
20-08-2009, 07:22 PM
Wow Your All Obsessed With Him Wanking Arent You :laugh2:

Hahha I Love Marcus :thumbs:
Nigeria_Bob
20-08-2009, 07:25 PM
sponsored wankathon
google
20-08-2009, 07:30 PM
He'll be in a budget copy of Wolverine

Marcus and his beloved duvet will star in Wankerine
TheDarkHorsey
20-08-2009, 07:31 PM
he'll probably be the front man for a duvet company...erm, cant think of one off the top of my head:conf:
Jezzy
20-08-2009, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by google
He'll be in a budget copy of Wolverine

Marcus and his beloved quilt will star in Wankerine

Not so much low-budget as potential porn :laugh:

Marcus the porn star ftw!
Nigeria_Bob
20-08-2009, 07:33 PM
Could see him working cows over on a dairy as a farmhand… :bigsmile: