The' You know you've been watching too much BB10 when....' Thread

[MargeryFan]

You refer to someone you don'tt like as a 'negative person'..

You analyse your own social groups for fun...






I know there's already a thread like this on DS but this isn't DS so don't bother complaining about it. :xyxwave:


Hit me with some more. :thumbs2:

[Brad.]

LOL @making this thread!!

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by Bradley.
LOL @making this thread!!

:wink:

[Bombardier]

You call your job "the task" and your office "the task room."

You smoke roll-ups at a real bus stop, because it just feels right.

You steal your friends' cider and hide it under your bed.

Half of your friends are big titted glamour models, the other half are gay asylum seekers.

[eggdavid]

You start using your favourite housemate's phrases when talking and stuff like that

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by Bombardier
You call your job "the task" and your office "the task room."

You smoke roll-ups at a real bus stop, because it just feels right.

You steal your friends' cider and hide it under your bed.

Most of your friends are big titted glamour models, the other half are gay asylum seekers.


:joker:




...You forget you're on camera...

..You remember there are no cameras...

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by eggdavid
You start using your favourite housemate's phrases when talking and stuff like that

mmmmmm... I know what you mean...liiike.. :blush2: <--Freddie

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by eggdavid
You start using your favourite housemate's phrases when talking and stuff like that

I've started saying that...

Also saying 'like' a lot...I never used to :blush:

[LoadOfDross]

You call stupid people Halfwits

When you disagree with someone you say "I don't think so sonny jim"

You have nightmares about Bea

Your Canadian and start using british terms

[Pierre-loso]

-When you tell your friends that you're going for a w*nk .
-When you start to find Lisa sexy.
-When you think that everything Marcus says is a quote.
-When you don't understand why BB is never calling you into the DR

[hennessy]

I've started to have a barclays bank wrapped in a duvet in the toilet in my own house

[max]

When you start washing yourself with a scourimg pad.
You tell your boss you don't want to nominate.

[Chonsette]

When you get the urge to buy a stick on Mullet.

[hennessy]

like David you have a brand name tattooed to your head
I got Peacocks

[CaraRawr]

Originally posted by Chonsette
When you get the urge to buy a stick on Mullet.

:thumbs:

[Jords]

When your outraged that your favourite person has been evicted and are sure they have got the vote count wrong!

When BB ends and your left bored at 9pm/10pm.

[Taijitu]

When you start taking any of it even slightly seriously.

[Marc]

when your used to seeing siavash wearing those weird costumes

[Nigeria_Bob]

When you ninja waank in Debenhams

[Niamh.]

When you write your shopping list on a big blackboard

[Niamh.]

You start acusing your kids of having a gameplan

[The_Long_Run]

When you have a gameplan to deal with your kids.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

when your friends text you - Ill guess Ill see you when Big Brother is finished you sad ****

[aiv]

When you find yourself saying 'beezcuit' instead of biscuit and 'deeezrespectfool' instead of disrespectful.

[Niamh.]

Originally posted by The_Long_Run
When you have a gameplan to deal with your kids.

That's me "knowing when I've benn watching too much BB10" then :wink:

[Taijitu]

Originally posted by The_Long_Run
When you have a gameplan to deal with your kids.

:laugh2:

[CallumJoshuaSturt]

LOL It was talking to one of my mates about football and instead of saying halftime I said Haflfwit lol

[arual]

...when one of your colleagues does something you don't agree with in the office and you find yourself shouting in a brazillian accent 'would you do this in your own home?'

...when you call someone a bunny and mean it as an insult

....when you find yourself 'mmmmmmmmm'-ing everytime you eat

.....when you ask to get your facepainted at a party

[saraholeila]

When night vision images of the sleeping housemates enter your head as you try to sleep...

[Parmy]

when you buy extra bananas.

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

More of one in years gone past with LF. When you eat and sleep when they do.

[Chuckyegg]

.....when you havn't got a television

[GypsyGoth]

You know you have been watching too much BB when you can walk into a room, scan it in ten seconds, and know everything that will happen for the next week.

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by arual
...when one of your colleagues does something you don't agree with in the office and you find yourself shouting in a brazillian accent 'would you do this in your own home?'

...when you call someone a bunny and mean it as an insult

....when you find yourself 'mmmmmmmmm'-ing everytime you eat

.....when you ask to get your facepainted at a party

:laugh3: @ the rodrigo one


I actuallly mmmmmmm.. a lot when I eat now and im not sure if i've always done it :shrug:

[t.i.m.e.a]

You know,
when you watch the highlights and think you're havin a dejavu becuase you swear you've seen it before, when actually it's because you saw it on live feed the night before and on the bb website that morning

[honeyloops]

When you have to jump over a wall to leave your house.

When you have a sudden urge to fake a romance with somebody.

When you dip a biscuit into your tea to see how long it would go without breaking.

When you walk into Morrisons with a token to exchange for alcohol.

When you stop pronouncing 'nothing' with a 'th'.

When you cry the day you don't recieve a message from mum.

When your definition of exercising is punching the air.

[eggdavid]

bump, awesome thread :hello:

[hennessy]

You take that little bit longer in front of the mirrors
your shopping list is a 4 foot blackboard
you feel important because you have two cans of cider and a packet of hobnobs

[wwesn]

-you go sit at the bus stop to have a smoke
-you put a chair in your closet and call it a diary room
-you pipe the sounds of a crowd into your house
-you have a jail in the back yard

[kathypink]

mmmmmm, aaaaaaaaaaah, when I start calling my family housemates :joker:

[wwesn]

-you soak in the pool all day in your Wolverine costume

[jtalh2003]

When you suck up to your family on the sunday and start arguments on the monday

When you start swearing on your pet dogs life that you are telling the truth

when you start looking at every one else around as wolfs or sheep

when you start speaking in code to your friends

when your family give you a oscar for your over reaction performance

[Pierre-loso]

When you bother to photoshop a housemate picture for you forum signature

[Jayson]

When you wait at the door of your utility room expecting food to be delivered soon.

[bansheewails]

.....when your two year old knows Marucs' name and calls charlie 'the bad man'

.....when you study blondes boobs for implants

.....when wrapping youself in a duvet and laying on the sofa all day sounds like a good idea

[MargeryFan]

When cerial at 2.00am sounds like a good Idea.

[bansheewails]

........when you barter for a can of cider, making dubious promises

[MargeryFan]

When you have been watching marcus brush his hair for half an hour

[MargeryFan]

When you have a disagreement with your friends and later refer to it as something-'gate'

I do this without realising lol

[Rob!]

You start finding psychological reasons why a housemate scratches their nose in their sleep.

[Patrick]

Originally posted by Niamhxo
You start acusing your kids of having a gameplan



LMAO

No one can beat that one :joker:

[Twilight]

You start saying "I don't think so sonny jim"
Not that i do or anything:blush2:

[SurferJay]

Originally posted by Pierre-loso
When you bother to photoshop a housemate picture for you forum signature

Lol i did that.

-when you dress up for eviction night
-when you build a jail in your garden
-when you lock your kids in the jail
-when you install an intercom system in your house, start reffering to yourself as big brother and force your family to nominate
-when you try to evict your family members
-when you miss freddie
-when you post threads everyday saying what you dislike about george lamb
-when someone asks you how you are today and you say "fine big brother"

i could go on all day tbh

[Colbert-Bump]

When you start to hear crowd noises being played throughout your house.

[Patrick]

Got a 'few' good ones :thumbs2:



-When you Cry when your favourite is Evicted

-When you Cry with joy that your favourite wins

-When you get nervous on Eviction Nights

-When you start praying to god that Marcus isnt Evicted

-When someone dies and you expect to see their Best Bits

-When you take a Black Board with your shopping to Tescos

-When you take of all the mirrors in your house to be sure theres no Camera Men behind them

-When You call your Teacher a "Negative Little Man" when they give you a bad mark in School

-When you set your Mobile Phone alarm to a Rooster/Baby Crying

-When you go to a pub and buy Beer using Tokens

-When you Take the lables of all your shopping because its normal

-When you expect to find 2 Aliens on a Open top bus

-When you secretly have hidden Cameras hidden around your familys house

-When you get over excited over a Space Hopper

-When you tell your boss you could kill him with your Eye Brow

-When you go to DFS and threaten to pour Cheryade all over their chairs

-When you sit on your chair copying the way Marcus sits in the DR

-When your family member tells you there going for a walk, and you then ask them if there 100% sure they want to walk...when they leave you then lock them out of the house for good.

-When you call people Yorkshire Puddings

-When you wear A White T Shirt saying M everytime Marcus is up for Eviction!

-When you leave work everyday saying..
"I came in as legend, im going out as one"

-When TiBB becomes your Homepage

-When you get so addicted to this thread after trying to go to bed!

-You Randomly start giving your Big Bro Dares by acting out the Lucozade Ads

-When you Boo people everytime they leave a Room

-When you tell your friends your a member of "The Irrepresiable Dark Horse Army!"

[Patrick]

OMG I love this thread I cant wait to see more posts when everyone wakes up

[Jordan.]

When you start asking yourself 'Do carrots really grow on trees?'
When you wonder if you and your partner will get a magazine deal

[Jordan.]

When you get in a swimming pool and claim your bionic woman

[Patrick]

Originally posted by SPIDERPIG!

When you wonder if you and your partner will get a magazine deal


:joker:

[MargeryFan]

When you watch the same episode more than once.

[MargeryFan]

Originally posted by Pmccaff2009
Got a 'few' good ones :thumbs2:


When you leave work everyday saying..
"I came in as legend, im going out as one"



:joker:

Probably the funniest one I've seen.

[Mokka]

Originally posted by LoadOfDross
You call stupid people Halfwits

When you disagree with someone you say "I don't think so sonny jim"

You have nightmares about Bea

Your Canadian and start using british terms

check to all of the above:thumbs:

[Mokka]

when you start stashing beer and chocolate under your bed

when you'll sit on a random bar patron's lap for a can of lager

[Mokka]

when you start having a crush on marcus

[Lewis.]

When you see the axing of Big Brother as a chance to get a life :hugesmile:

[Jordan.]

When you start sleeping in the garden because Marcus does it

[bigbrothermad123]

YOU CAN NEVER WATCH ENOUGH BB !!!