Titles for HM autobiographies

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

Marcus: The pillars of awesomeness.

Lisa: Euphoria at the bus stop.

David: The creation of Dr. Frankenstein after he saw Grease.

Sree: Inside the world and back out.

Noirin: Making mills and boon look boring since 2009.

Freddie: The Ceaser Salad and it's winning ways.

Rodrigo: Reeespect. A book about the proper maintence of furniture

Bea: Genuinely Upset.

Karly: My price tag.

Kenneth: Have money, will spend.

Sophie: A Cider too far.

Kris: Blank Pages, A story of a cash in

[Kazanne]

Freddie"I don't THINK so sonny Jim"

[davidalbert]

Freddie : HALFWIT HOUSE

[davidalbert]

BEA: "I was a BIG DEAL (in my own knickers! )

[MargeryFan]

Kenneth: If it doesn't make money, it doesn't make sense.

[Joe.]

Marcus: Wolverine's Word's

Lisa: Lesbians and Mowhawks

David: The Day I saw Shrek

Sree: Noirin, Noirin, oh, oh,

Noirin: Look at my Udders

Freddie: Sonny Jim & Rosie and Jim

Rodrigo: No right to tell me to shut up

Bea: The Winner's story.

Karly: His & Hers

Kenneth: No Sh!t

Sophie: A Burger to Far

Kris: More for Cash

[minx36]

Do I take it from the above poor Charlie is illiterate! :joker:

[CaPPa]

Bea - How to lose friends and alienate people

Lisa - Tales from the bus stop

Marcus - The good, the bad and the ******* assholes

Karly - dinnae kine oot nae big brother

Noirin - Kiss and tell, but not kiss your friends all the time

[serensilver]

Bea - negativity :bored:
Noirin - "just friends like":kiss:
Lisa - fags and fanny :bigsmile:
Karly - "gives my the botch":yuk:
Freddie- " hhmmmmm okkay" :spin2:
Rodrigo -" you understand" :shrug:
Sree -" personnally me" :whistle:

[Prole]

Marcus: Tw@t on a Hot Tin Roof

Lisa & David: Smokey & the Bum Bandit *

*I know, I know... not very PC. I apologise it was only mean in fun...

[LoadOfDross]

Originally posted by CaPPa
Bea - How to lose friends and alienate people


haha!! thats the best one. Here are mine. :spin:


Siavash: How to get your heart broken and stomped on in 5 easy steps.

Sophie: How too cook the perfect Fish Fanny

Marcus: My one & only friend "The Duvet"

Lisa: My Unexpected Guest: Lung Cancer

Sree: Shut your face...you get me?

Noirin: Friends With Benefits

Freddie: Sex Outside Weather

Rodrigo: Never tell me to shut up

Bea: I Did Nothing Wrong

[CaPPa]

Sophie - Scream because I'm a big farter

Charlie - How to slither your way through Big Brother

Sree - All about Noirin

David - I'm a yorkshire pudding

Rodrigo - The boy from Brazil, queers to queens

Marcus - I did it my way you little ****

Hira - Silence is golden

Siavash - Bum waxing for beginners

[minx36]

Originally posted by Prole

Lisa & David: Smokey & the Bum Bandit *




:laugh3:

[Niamh.]

Originally posted by RachelRiceFan10.0
Marcus: Wolverine's Word's

Lisa: Lesbians and Mowhawks

David: The Day I saw Shrek

Sree: Noirin, Noirin, oh, oh,

Noirin: Look at my Udders

Freddie: Sonny Jim & Rosie and Jim

Rodrigo: No right to tell me to shut up

Bea: The Winner's story.

Karly: His & Hers

Kenneth: No Sh!t

Sophie: A Burger to Far

Kris: More for Cash


Bea : The winner's story!!! I suppose she is going to win the most votes tomorrow :laugh2:

[Jayson]

Cairon: Banana Drama on Man-love Creek.

Sophie & Kris: When Thunderpants Met Bristol Broom.

Hira: Be-gone! The Guide To Invisibility

[Devoxu]

Marcus - I Fought the Law (after his jail walkout)

Siavash - No Woman no Cry (after the Noirin non-affair)

Rodrigo - Shout (Shout, let all out)

Charlie - Fog on Tyne (hopefully to dark to see and in he goes)

Lisa - Devil Woman (Evil bitch)

Sophie - Whiskey in the Jar (well anything as long it is 40% proof)

Angel - La freak (kissed Freddie and lived to tell the tale)

Karly - Money Money Money (Its a rich mans World)

Tom - I'm to sexy for my shirt (so he didn't wear one)

Noirin - Its Raining Men ( certainly a lot of drips in there)