View Full Version : Ask A Bloke....Anything
hennessy
20-08-2009, 10:17 PM
Ladies is there anything you want to know about the male pscyhe but were too afraid to ask?
Why we leave the toilet seat up, why some of us prefer the bigger busted women, what we're thinking when we go silent?
Ask away and I and some male FM will try to help you understand.
(it'll be nice if a female can do the same)
this thread will probably bomb but I don't care
Jayson
20-08-2009, 10:22 PM
How are you in minus Karma :shocked:
hennessy
20-08-2009, 10:23 PM
I really don't know
When it comes to sex/porn, why do most men prefer blondes?
bansheewails
20-08-2009, 10:55 PM
Why can't men ask for directions?
Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'?
Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?
Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread?
Jayson
20-08-2009, 10:57 PM
@ Enid:
I never knew we did, lol.
I think it would mostly be to to illusion that they are more slutty and stupid than "boring brunettes," which is obviously just stereotyping.
Jayson
20-08-2009, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
Why can't men ask for directions? The male ego is a tender thing.
Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'? Because most men hate being wrong.
Why do men find chasing balls around amusing? Because it is.
Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread? Because men get so excited when a woman actually lets them do something, that they forget what they went there for.
bansheewails
20-08-2009, 11:02 PM
lol, at least i got n answer!
LemonJam
20-08-2009, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Enid
When it comes to sex/porn, why do most men prefer blondes?
I think that's a misconception. Me and most my friends prefer brunettes.
LemonJam
20-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?
Ask the guys in the Britney thread :tongue: They chase after balls like a dog after a bone.
Johann
20-08-2009, 11:07 PM
Brunettes ftw!
Jayson
20-08-2009, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by Johann
Brunettes ftw!
GypsyGoth
20-08-2009, 11:12 PM
Why do boys not tell you their feelings?
hennessy
20-08-2009, 11:14 PM
sorry laptop froze
@Enid - It comes down to personal preferences. Blondes to us men seem a little more unattainable and put up on a pedestal, most would prefer a brunettes wife and a blonde girlfriend. They seem a little dirtier even though some of the best (so I've heard) pornsters are brunettes ie Stoya, Sasha Grey, Tabitha Cash...
@bansheewails - the first two came down to pride, we still like to think ourselves hunter and being give advice (even if it is correct) from a gatherer is a knock to our pride, which sometimes is all we have
3 we like any hand to eye activities which I guess comes down to when we were apes, it relaxes us to watch and particapate in these sports and hobbies
4 We get easily distracted and without beating around the bush we'll buy want we want impulsively
LemonJam
20-08-2009, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by GypsyGoth
Why do boys not tell you their feelings?
I always try to keep a strong exterior. If a guy does show his feelings he could be considered "weak" or a "pussy" by others.
That's what I think it is anyway.
Benjamin
20-08-2009, 11:16 PM
Why can't men ask for directions? Because it's more fun to 'try'.
Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'? Because we like to be annoying
Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?
Only some men. :wink:
Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread?
Because lets face it, who wants bread over a kit kat and beer?
:thumbs:
hennessy
20-08-2009, 11:17 PM
@ - GypsyGoth We never grew up sharing our feelings and thoughts with friends, we'd rather kick and chase the ball while girls played with dollies and have tea parties. We think it's cool if we don't talk about stuff that makes us vulnerable
GypsyGoth
20-08-2009, 11:20 PM
Thanks for the answers. It does seem silly to me that you don't share such a big part of life with others.
Maybe boys don't have it soo easy.
hennessy
20-08-2009, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by GypsyGoth
Thanks for the answers. It does seem silly to me that you don't share such a big part of life with others.
Maybe boys don't have it soo easy.
we really don't. We sometimes have tender moments with friends but we try to keep it to ourselves.
But some women like a mystery, no?
GypsyGoth
20-08-2009, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by hennessy
Originally posted by GypsyGoth
Thanks for the answers. It does seem silly to me that you don't share such a big part of life with others.
Maybe boys don't have it soo easy.
we really don't. We sometimes have tender moments with friends but we try to keep it to ourselves.
But some women like a mystery, no?
True, mysterious is sexy.
Why do Men never read instructions!
Iceman
21-08-2009, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Josy
Why do Men never read instructions!
We don't need them! :tongue::tongue::tongue:
BlackOrWhite
21-08-2009, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Josy
Why do Men never read instructions!
Like we'd need instructions. Men know everything! :bigsmile:
Why we leave the toilet seat up
Women are yet to evolve to weeing stood up, we're just getting them ready for it
why some of us prefer the bigger busted women
Unattainable women, more powerful. Also associated with sluts, again tying in with the first two.
what we're thinking when we go silent?
Sex, food or sleep. In that order
When it comes to sex/porn, why do most men prefer blondes?
Blondes are seterotyped as more slutty and unattainable than brunettes. Less class etc
Why can't men ask for directions?
We all have maps built in to our minds
Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'?
Reason above
Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?
If you're straight ... its a good sport
If you're gay ... you like to watch the men running about
Also if you're gay ... its part of being gay :tongue:
Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread?
Who wants bread when you can have kit kats and beer?
Why do boys not tell you their feelings?
We don't have feelings
Why do Men never read instructions!
We have inbuilt instruction manuals for everything
30stone
21-08-2009, 07:03 PM
Answer's with personal preference to me...
Why we leave the toilet seat up?
I Don't.
Why some of us prefer the bigger busted women
I Don't
What we're thinking when we go silent?
Women, Gym, Food/Drink and Sleep
When it comes to sex/porn, why do most men prefer blondes?
I thought nowadays most people preffered brunettes.
Why can't men ask for directions?
Sometimes do, but id say pride.
Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'?
Because women can't read maps and have it upside down most of the time.
Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?
It's competition, all males love competition.
Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread?
Don't, but as for most, i wouldn't know.
Why do boys not tell you their feelings?
Do at the right time.. but usually, mystery/ the unknown is better..
Why do Men never read instructions?
What are instructions?
bansheewails
21-08-2009, 07:07 PM
Why do men think its ok to dry the bathroom floor with a towel?
What do the grunts mean when you phone each other?
Why do men touch their bits every five minutes?
Just wondering about these things cause its just me and 4 men/boys in my house!
:tongue:
Why do men think its ok to dry the bathroom floor with a towel?
As long as the towel has been used, whats the problem? :tongue:
What do the grunts mean when you phone each other?
I don't do that :puzzled: Maybe theres an underlying issue and they're having phone sex
Why do men touch their bits every five minutes?
It can sometimes get rather hot/itchy down there you know :shocked:
hennessy
21-08-2009, 11:17 PM
Why do men think its ok to dry the bathroom floor with a towel?
The towel has served it's purpose and will go in the wash, if it was clean before hand than I've know idea
What do the grunts mean when you phone each other?
We can convey an array of emotion and talk in a grunt, we understand each other enough for you not to have to actually say it
Why do men touch their bits every five minutes?
You've seen it, it takes abit of work to get it all in and safe
Benjamin
22-08-2009, 03:36 AM
What do the grunts mean when you phone each other?
We're talking about women in code so you can't understand us. :tongue:
Lewis.
22-08-2009, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by bansheewails
Why do men think its ok to dry the bathroom floor with a towel?
Lmao. I do that all the time. Well, If it is dirty then what's the matter with doing it. It's going to be washed anyway :tongue:
30stone
22-08-2009, 12:03 PM
Why do men think its ok to dry the bathroom floor with a towel?
Because what else do you use?
What do the grunts mean when you phone each other?
No idea lol.
Why do men touch their bits every five minutes?
Tight boxers aren't all that comfy sometimes..
bronaaaa
22-08-2009, 03:34 PM
What's the attraction with lesbians?
Edit; and fights
Originally posted by bronaaaa
What's the attraction with lesbians?
Edit; and fights
No men/willies involved and fights are a power thing
Benjamin
22-08-2009, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by bronaaaa
What's the attraction with lesbians?
Edit; and fights
I can't answer that one I'm afraid. :tongue:
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