Oh No! Help required!!!

[Esqualita]

Booger! My best friend has just phoned to say that he's been dumped, and wants to come round tonight to cry on shoulders, go out for consolatory drinks etc etc. BUT I have been waiting for this Bea eviction moment for at least 3 weeks...

What can I do? it's just not the same watching it later...

I need an excuse that's not going to make me seem like a right unfeeling barstardo...

[Jords]

Go buy cans of beers invite him round and drink and watch tv inc. BB. :wink:

[Esqualita]

He hates BB!

[Brad.]

ooh unlucky

[BIG-BRO-FAN]

Record it and watch it tomorrow morning!!!

[bansheewails]

Tell him he can come around to whinge on the condition that he has to watch BB! Then during the breaks he can complain about his terrible girlfriend but you are allowed to mute him during BB!

:hello:

[King Gizzard]

Id comfort your pal and record BB - pals last longer and are more important than BB lol. I should have my own show or something.

[Esqualita]

I'm thinking of catching swine flu-do you think that would work???

[Brad.]

you're just going to have to watch it on 4od..

[Esqualita]

Actually-I can probably live without the highlights-so that means he can have my undivided attention til 10.30....

[King Gizzard]

Say youve got to go home and tape an aadvark documentary which will help you with your job...

[bananarama]

Originally posted by Esqualita
Booger! My best friend has just phoned to say that he's been dumped, and wants to come round tonight to cry on shoulders, go out for consolatory drinks etc etc. BUT I have been waiting for this Bea eviction moment for at least 3 weeks...

What can I do? it's just not the same watching it later...

I need an excuse that's not going to make me seem like a right unfeeling barstardo...

Simple really. Communicate. Communicate. Communicate with your best friend. Request you stay in with a drink or two and watch the show together then afterwards the best friend can soak your shoulder with tears....A best friend would not expect you to sacrifice something that could wait a couple of hours (crying on the shoulder)

[Esqualita]

I'm thinking of phoning his ex and teling her what a selfish cow she has been to upset my night!:wink::wink:

Hey ho!

[Nigeria_Bob]

Tell him to have a cry waank :bouncy:

[bananarama]

Originally posted by Esqualita
I'm thinking of phoning his ex and teling her what a selfish cow she has been to upset my night!:wink::wink:

Hey ho!


If your friend spoils your night it will be he that is the selfish one.......Maybe the reason he got dumped......

[Esqualita]

Actually-now I think of it-his ex GF is pretty similar to Bea...

Nah-he needs some good gay best friend bitchin to help him over this. As long as he;s done by 10.30 I don't mind. (I'll also get to cop a feel of his muscles too as he clings to me in tears...)

[BitterFruit]

Originally posted by Esqualita
Booger! My best friend has just phoned to say that he's been dumped, and wants to come round tonight to cry on shoulders, go out for consolatory drinks etc etc. BUT I have been waiting for this Bea eviction moment for at least 3 weeks...

What can I do? it's just not the same watching it later...

I need an excuse that's not going to make me seem like a right unfeeling barstardo...

Tell him to stop being negative about it and that you are "genuinely upset" he won't let it drop...
pretend cry for a few minutes and then put some distance between him ..by moving yourself and the TV into another room

[InOne]

Originally posted by Esqualita
Actually-now I think of it-his ex GF is pretty similar to Bea...

Nah-he needs some good gay best friend bitchin to help him over this. As long as he;s done by 10.30 I don't mind. (I'll also get to cop a feel of his muscles too as he clings to me in tears...)


You are a strange one Esqualita lol

[King Gizzard]

Originally posted by Nigeria_Bob
Tell him to have a cry waank :bouncy:


Lmao

[Dr.Gonzo]

Your friend should come first in this situation. You care more about the gimps on TV or your friend? If you can find a compromise then fair enough, but otherwise get your arse out and be there for your friend.

[Ammi]

Force him to watch BB with you. After watching Bea's best bits it will make his problems seem very small

[bananarama]

I would phone his girlfriend and congratulate her.....

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Originally posted by Nathan
Id comfort your pal and record BB - pals last longer and are more important than BB lol. I should have my own show or something. Totally agree Nathan:thumbs: