View Full Version : Siavash Siavash sitting in the diary room with an ERECTION?? Edit: NOW WITH PIC AND VID
Staceee
21-08-2009, 08:55 PM
Wtf?
http://i26.tinypic.com/zvyn9e.jpg
Vid:
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/c99a139be559aa1ad44e14314ed4941b/play.c4
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 08:55 PM
ummm, it obviously wasn't a boner, I'm pretty sure his dick is bigger than 2 inches with an erection.
You've obviously never seen a hard dick :laugh3:
Vicky.
21-08-2009, 08:56 PM
Lol, never noticed...
Staceee
21-08-2009, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
ummm, it obviously wasn't a boner, I'm pretty sure his dick is bigger than 2 inches with an erection.
Then wtf was it??
MissSmith22
21-08-2009, 08:56 PM
Is it actually?!?! It's big!!! Was there something else down there ??
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
ummm, it obviously wasn't a boner, I'm pretty sure his dick is bigger than 2 inches with an erection.
Then wtf was it??
A regular looking soft penis in spandex?
NONESHALLPASS
21-08-2009, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Staceee
Wtf? That was padding lol
HalfwitFTW
21-08-2009, 08:57 PM
I think he had something down there lmao
TheDarkHorsey
21-08-2009, 08:58 PM
lol... being half iranian myself we are known to have big watsits, but being only HALF iranian mine is half the size of that monster!
Staceee
21-08-2009, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by MissSmith22
Is it actually?!?! It's big!!! Was there something else down there ??
I have no clue :shrug:
WAYNEEBRUM
21-08-2009, 08:58 PM
He admitted hes not the biggest in that department,it was sumthn he put down there,it was too square looking to be a dck.
I wont lie.. I did notice something
Staceee
21-08-2009, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
You've obviously never seen a hard dick :laugh3:
What ever it was was pretty big.....
Originally posted by TheDarkHorsey
lol... being half iranian myself we are known to have big watsits, but being only HALF iranian mine is half the size of that monster!
Actually people from Asia are supposed to have the smallest :tongue:
I don't think it was an erection, he was just dressed up rather then down and to the right/left ...
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
He admitted hes not the biggest in that department,it was sumthn he put down there,it was too square looking to be a dck.
Idk, I tried not to look too much got pretty freaked out :laugh:
TheDarkHorsey
21-08-2009, 09:02 PM
maybe he snuck his rl GF in... shes been in there all aLong
alchemists1
21-08-2009, 09:03 PM
Like girls stuff there bra's theres some nobheads who aint what people would call well endowned so they stuff tissues or something like that down there pants to make themselves look bigger than they actually are.
The biggest dick in there is Charlie lol just thou people would like to know.
shazzyshaz
21-08-2009, 09:03 PM
rolled up socks lol
mizzy25
21-08-2009, 09:04 PM
strangest looking willie ive ever seen
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:05 PM
lol @ how many veiws this thread has got already :laugh:
CaraRawr
21-08-2009, 09:07 PM
I loled at Davina's 'subtle' references. xD
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by CaraRawr
I loled at Davina's 'subtle' references. xD
It was that wasnt it??
delta
21-08-2009, 09:11 PM
It was Rodrigo down there.
I thought it was funny as fcukk and so will he when he sees it when he gets out.
Brad.
21-08-2009, 09:12 PM
It wasnt an erection, it was soft...
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:14 PM
I dunno.. gunna get the pics tomorrow or later tonight
jadore212
21-08-2009, 09:14 PM
that is real he is packing they is no sock in there
hennessy
21-08-2009, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
He admitted hes not the biggest in that department,it was sumthn he put down there,it was too square looking to be a dck.
Idk, I tried not to look too much got pretty freaked out :laugh:
did you not look it in the eye?
MissKittyFantastico
21-08-2009, 09:15 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Bunch of pervs on this forum. :whistle:
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 09:16 PM
pretty big? lmao
you must be 12
HelenKirby
21-08-2009, 09:17 PM
Did anyone actually listen to what he was saying in the diary room at that moment.....I can't say I was paying much attention to his speech!!!!!!!!
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Bunch of pervs on this forum. :whistle:
I wasn't being a perv it was blatantly obvious what ever it was...
I was pretty freaked out tbh :laugh2:
MissKittyFantastico
21-08-2009, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Bunch of pervs on this forum. :whistle:
I wasn't being a perv it was blatantly obvious what ever it was...
I was pretty freaked out tbh :laugh2:
I was joking! :laugh:
I did blush myself. :blush2:
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
pretty big? lmao
you must be 12
Meh.
Just wait for the pics...
Idk what it was though can't say for sure
HalfwitFTW
21-08-2009, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by HelenKirby
Did anyone actually listen to what he was saying in the diary room at that moment.....I can't say I was paying much attention to his speech!!!!!!!!
He was talking?!?!
I didnt notice :laugh:
PooBay
21-08-2009, 09:19 PM
First official BB diary room hard-on?
MissKittyFantastico
21-08-2009, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Originally posted by HelenKirby
Did anyone actually listen to what he was saying in the diary room at that moment.....I can't say I was paying much attention to his speech!!!!!!!!
He was talking?!?!
I didnt notice :laugh:
:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
Bendzz
21-08-2009, 09:20 PM
MaratSafin sounds like he must have a 10 inch floppy if he thinks that was small, to be honest if that was a floppy pensi then i am rather embaressed as it looked twice the size of mine in length and in girth!!! that was most definetly an erection.
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Bunch of pervs on this forum. :whistle:
I wasn't being a perv it was blatantly obvious what ever it was...
I was pretty freaked out tbh :laugh2:
I was joking! :laugh:
I did blush myself. :blush2:
My mum and dad were in the room ffs.. they disapprove of BB as it is LOL
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by HelenKirby
Did anyone actually listen to what he was saying in the diary room at that moment.....I can't say I was paying much attention to his speech!!!!!!!!
Actually I have no clue :laugh3:
Vicky.
21-08-2009, 09:21 PM
Well well well...this does have the forum in a fluster doesnt it...:laugh:
RCW1945
21-08-2009, 09:22 PM
He had just been looking at photos of his girl-friend and was still talking about her, probably brought back some happy memories.
northernlight
21-08-2009, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Originally posted by HelenKirby
Did anyone actually listen to what he was saying in the diary room at that moment.....I can't say I was paying much attention to his speech!!!!!!!!
He was talking?!?!
I didnt notice :laugh:
I havnt a clue what he said :blush2::conf2:
google
21-08-2009, 09:23 PM
He was happy to see us lol!
bansheewails
21-08-2009, 09:23 PM
http://getmesmileys.com/smilies/scared0008.gif
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Bendzz
MaratSafin sounds like he must have a 10 inch floppy if he thinks that was small, to be honest if that was a floppy pensi then i am rather embaressed as it looked twice the size of mine in length and in girth!!! that was most definetly an erection.
If it was floppy then it must poke him in the eye on hard LMFAO
GypsyGoth
21-08-2009, 09:24 PM
I thought it was an erect penis.
Brad.
21-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Bendzz
MaratSafin sounds like he must have a 10 inch floppy if he thinks that was small, to be honest if that was a floppy pensi then i am rather embaressed as it looked twice the size of mine in length and in girth!!! that was most definetly an erection.
Christ. it wasnt an erection!
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
http://getmesmileys.com/smilies/scared0008.gif
:laugh:
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by Bendzz
MaratSafin sounds like he must have a 10 inch floppy if he thinks that was small, to be honest if that was a floppy pensi then i am rather embaressed as it looked twice the size of mine in length and in girth!!! that was most definetly an erection.
Christ. it wasnt an erection!
But what was it?
mimec
21-08-2009, 09:26 PM
I was watching live feed last night and "it" looked worse in some Siavash's position. Im still not sure what was "it" - soft, hard, sock or ... Im waiting fot answers.:conf:
setanta
21-08-2009, 09:26 PM
looked a bit misshapen to be honest with you.
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by Bendzz
MaratSafin sounds like he must have a 10 inch floppy if he thinks that was small, to be honest if that was a floppy pensi then i am rather embaressed as it looked twice the size of mine in length and in girth!!! that was most definetly an erection.
Christ. it wasnt an erection!
But what was it?
mrs-big
21-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by northernlight
Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Originally posted by HelenKirby
Did anyone actually listen to what he was saying in the diary room at that moment.....I can't say I was paying much attention to his speech!!!!!!!!
He was talking?!?!
I didnt notice :laugh:
I havnt a clue what he said :blush2::conf2:
me neither...haha:blush2:
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by no1Joeno1
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/c99a139be559aa1ad44e14314ed4941b/play.c4
0:45
I don't even want to assess it. :(
thanks :thumbs:
MissKittyFantastico
21-08-2009, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by GypsyGoth
I thought it was an erect penis.
You always make me laugh so much, and I don't even know why! :laugh:
GypsyGoth
21-08-2009, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Originally posted by GypsyGoth
I thought it was an erect penis.
You always make me laugh so much, and I don't even know why! :laugh: :laugh2: I'm glad my mum doesn't read this site.
alchemists1
21-08-2009, 09:33 PM
It was socks or maybe even a jumper lol either way it wasnt real,it aint the 1st time he has wore spandex and not like I was checkin him out or that but he has never had even a bulge before so I think a few of you are just letting your imagination run riot lol he might be hung like a stallion in your dreams but in reality Siavash is hung like a 2 year old.
Staceee
21-08-2009, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by alchemists1
It was socks or maybe even a jumper lol either way it wasnt real,it aint the 1st time he has wore spandex and not like I was checkin him out or that but he has never had even a bulge before so I think a few of you are just letting your imagination run riot lol he might be hung like a stallion in your dreams but in reality Siavash is hung like a 2 year old.
Hmm.
Only the males seem to be in denial
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:08 PM
:dance2:
bansheewails
21-08-2009, 11:09 PM
http://getmesmileys.com/smilies/scared0015.gif
still in shock!
sophiee1383
21-08-2009, 11:11 PM
Isnt His Penis,
Just Put Something In There Too Look Funny.
:rolleyes:
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:12 PM
So what's the verdict. Penis? :laugh2:
MissKittyFantastico
21-08-2009, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Staceee
So what's the verdict. Penis? :laugh2:
Penis FTW! :laugh3:
Vicky.
21-08-2009, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Originally posted by Staceee
So what's the verdict. Penis? :laugh2:
Penis FTW! :laugh3: :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:15 PM
:laugh:
alchemists1
21-08-2009, 11:16 PM
lol what does FTW mean?
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by alchemists1
lol what does FTW mean?
For the win
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 11:18 PM
of course it's a ****ing penis, like any other guy out there, we have PENISES. do you think it can just disappear?
alchemists1
21-08-2009, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by alchemists1
lol what does FTW mean?
For the win
K cheers.
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
of course it's a ****ing penis, like any other guy out there, we have PENISES. do you think it can just disappear?
You still think it's a 2inch?
Lauren
21-08-2009, 11:19 PM
He was probably just nursing a semi and it was laying upwards rather than down the leg. The spandex is obviously accentuating it more than it is though.
MissKittyFantastico
21-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
of course it's a ****ing penis, like any other guy out there, we have PENISES. do you think it can just disappear?
:laugh3:
It was the fact that some people were saying it must be a sock or something similar.
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
of course it's a ****ing penis, like any other guy out there, we have PENISES. do you think it can just disappear?
You still think it's a 2inch?
Have you actually ever seen a penis?
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
of course it's a ****ing penis, like any other guy out there, we have PENISES. do you think it can just disappear?
You still think it's a 2inch?
Have you actually ever seen a penis?
Of course I've seen a fcking penis
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 11:25 PM
so what's the deal? it looks like the average softy
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
so what's the deal? it looks like the average softy
Yes we all get it you have a bigger penis than Siavash.....:pat:
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 11:27 PM
well i'd ****ing hope, he's a tiny little guy.
but you seem to think he is mandingo.
HalfwitFTW
21-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
Originally posted by Staceee
So what's the verdict. Penis? :laugh2:
Penis FTW! :laugh3:
LMAO!! :laugh3:
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
well i'd ****ing hope, he's a tiny little guy.
but you seem to think he is mandingo.
This is pathetic who cares how big it is?? & It clearly isn't fully flopped
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 11:31 PM
lmao
so why make this thread? it's obviously his dick, i'd recommend you watch some track and field and you'll be seeing plenty of spandex cock.
HalfwitFTW
21-08-2009, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
of course it's a ****ing penis, like any other guy out there, we have PENISES. do you think it can just disappear?
If that really was his penis, then it's *****in HUGE
I thought he had something down there
HarryRag
21-08-2009, 11:32 PM
siavash is a dirty sex pest
Jordan.
21-08-2009, 11:32 PM
He clearly had summat there did you not see on LF last night he had about 10 pairs of sock down there haha!
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
lmao
so why make this thread? it's obviously his dick, i'd recommend you watch some track and field and you'll be seeing plenty of spandex cock.
Because it is erect!/semi erect
Plus this thread seems to be getting plenty of intrest so if you don't like it just leave! :xyxwave:
GypsyGoth
21-08-2009, 11:34 PM
Siavash's penis for the win!!! :cheer2:
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 11:34 PM
that's cause you're 12 and haven't seen a cock so you think a 2 inch softy is huge lmao
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
that's cause you're 12 and haven't seen a cock so you think a 2 inch softy is huge lmao
You are clearly not very educated in math because whatever that thing is it is longer than 2 inches.
AND WHO CARES HOW BIG IT IS?
Stop being so fcking immature, go compare dick size with your friends or something...
BBUK4LYFE
21-08-2009, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Bradley.
It wasnt an erection, it was soft...
Pause.
BBUK4LYFE
21-08-2009, 11:39 PM
Doesn't look like an erection to me.
google
21-08-2009, 11:39 PM
The Vash was having a laugh (watch the vid of him dancing) he put something down his pants as a laugh
HarryRag
21-08-2009, 11:39 PM
Socks
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:44 PM
So it was socks? BB should have made that clear because I'm sure some veiwers would have been pretty disturbed by that :laugh:
MaratSafinForever
21-08-2009, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
that's cause you're 12 and haven't seen a cock so you think a 2 inch softy is huge lmao
You are clearly not very educated in math because whatever that thing is it is longer than 2 inches.
AND WHO CARES HOW BIG IT IS?
Stop being so fcking immature, go compare dick size with your friends or something...
that thing? it's a soft penis that is around 2 inches in length.
thinking it's a sock? how the **** can you get a sock into that shape and so narrow?
unreal :laugh3:
mimec
21-08-2009, 11:47 PM
It looked huge as a soft 1 on live feed. this is very interesting topic:spin2:Siavash's penis dominated eviction night!
Prole
21-08-2009, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by VickyJ
Lol, never noticed...
Vickyj! I couldn't take my eyes off it LOL....
Akerbie
21-08-2009, 11:50 PM
I think there was something else down there too. I noticed like two lines going horizontal, kinda like dividers or something. Does anybody know what I mean? Don't what it was. It was vwery upfront though, wasn't it? I think it wanted a career of it's own.
Do you think they will play this back when Siavash gets his interview? lol:laugh2:
ElProximo
21-08-2009, 11:51 PM
No no..
obviously a man is not going to do that for real but this wasn't even the first time he did that.
Another time, earlier this season, him and I think Charlie and Sophie thought it funny to stick something into his pants and they were having a big laugh.
I don't know what this one was but its obviously an ongoing joke for Siavash to do this.
oh.really
21-08-2009, 11:51 PM
Well my eyes popped out and I giggled like a silly schoolgirl :laugh: I don't care if it was a large willy or not it just looked hysterical
Prole
21-08-2009, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by Akerbie
Do you think they will play this back when Siavash gets his interview? lol:laugh2:
That's GOT to be one of his best bits. :-)
GypsyGoth
21-08-2009, 11:53 PM
Ok I admit I have never seen one with the lights on, but I do have an internet connection. I think it was real.
Staceee
21-08-2009, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
that's cause you're 12 and haven't seen a cock so you think a 2 inch softy is huge lmao
You are clearly not very educated in math because whatever that thing is it is longer than 2 inches.
AND WHO CARES HOW BIG IT IS?
Stop being so fcking immature, go compare dick size with your friends or something...
that thing? it's a soft penis that is around 2 inches in length.
thinking it's a sock? how the **** can you get a sock into that shape and so narrow?
unreal :laugh3:
WHO
CARES
WHAT
THE
LENGTH
OF
THE
THING
IS?
And IT IS socks.
bansheewails
21-08-2009, 11:54 PM
Thanks you girls for this thread tonight, it gave me a giggle! It nice for the female population on here to have something to oggle at!
http://getmesmileys.com/smilies/scared0014.gif
Staceee
22-08-2009, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by bansheewails
Thanks you girls for this thread tonight, it gave me a giggle! It nice for the female population on here to have something to oggle at!
http://getmesmileys.com/smilies/scared0014.gif
:thumbs:
WAYNEEBRUM
22-08-2009, 12:36 AM
A jelly mould,lisa just said.
GypsyGoth
22-08-2009, 01:16 AM
By the way, if it turns out that it isn't part of him, well to all the male egos; I apologise.
Staceee
22-08-2009, 01:19 AM
lol
NadiasWilly
22-08-2009, 01:23 AM
Geez. It was obviously something stuffed down there. Please tell me you all knew that?
It didnt even look like a dick but still fooled some of you it seems! :rolleyes:
Prole
22-08-2009, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by NadiasWilly
Geez. It was obviously something stuffed down there. Please tell me you all knew that?
It didnt even look like a dick but still fooled some of you it seems! :rolleyes:
Maybe we didn't all study it as long or as closely as you did.
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by NadiasWilly
Geez. It was obviously something stuffed down there. Please tell me you all knew that?
It didnt even look like a dick but still fooled some of you it seems! :rolleyes:
Maybe we didn't all study it as long or as closely as you did.
i cannot believe how many times ive studied the pics lmao
NadiasWilly
22-08-2009, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by NadiasWilly
Geez. It was obviously something stuffed down there. Please tell me you all knew that?
It didnt even look like a dick but still fooled some of you it seems! :rolleyes:
Maybe we didn't all study it as long or as closely as you did.
Study it? It was glaringly obvious that it was fake!
Seriously, have you ever actually seen a real dick? Ever?
Poor thing.
Prole
22-08-2009, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by kab
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by NadiasWilly
Geez. It was obviously something stuffed down there. Please tell me you all knew that?
It didnt even look like a dick but still fooled some of you it seems! :rolleyes:
Maybe we didn't all study it as long or as closely as you did.
i cannot believe how many times ive studied the pics lmao
I admit, I've glanced at it once or twice myself...
Prole
22-08-2009, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by NadiasWilly
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by NadiasWilly
Geez. It was obviously something stuffed down there. Please tell me you all knew that?
It didnt even look like a dick but still fooled some of you it seems! :rolleyes:
Maybe we didn't all study it as long or as closely as you did.
Study it? It was glaringly obvious that it was fake!
Seriously, have you ever actually seen a real dick? Ever?
Poor thing.
Lighten up, eh? We get it... you've seen a real dick.
setanta
22-08-2009, 01:32 AM
I'll never understand girls interest in our anatomy. Horrible looking things. I'd be the biggest lezbo if I were a girl. Sure his one looked a bit deformed.
Originally posted by setanta
I'll never understand girls interest in our anatomy. Horrible looking things. I'd be the biggest lezbo if I were a girl. Sure his one looked a bit deformed.
they are oogly things im with you there :joker:
setanta
22-08-2009, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by kab
Originally posted by setanta
I'll never understand girls interest in our anatomy. Horrible looking things. I'd be the biggest lezbo if I were a girl. Sure his one looked a bit deformed.
they are oogly things im with you there :joker:
They fecking are. I'll never understand it. Hardly a thing of beauty which makes this thread so funny.
His one looked like a ribbed vibrator. lol.
Prole
22-08-2009, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by kab
Originally posted by setanta
I'll never understand girls interest in our anatomy. Horrible looking things. I'd be the biggest lezbo if I were a girl. Sure his one looked a bit deformed.
they are oogly things im with you there :joker:
They fecking are. I'll never understand it. Hardly a thing of beauty which makes this thread so funny.
His one looked like a ribbed vibrator. lol.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
setanta
22-08-2009, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by kab
Originally posted by setanta
I'll never understand girls interest in our anatomy. Horrible looking things. I'd be the biggest lezbo if I were a girl. Sure his one looked a bit deformed.
they are oogly things im with you there :joker:
They fecking are. I'll never understand it. Hardly a thing of beauty which makes this thread so funny.
His one looked like a ribbed vibrator. lol.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
You know the way women want the lights off usually when they're getting down to business? It's not them being coy or bashful.... they just don't want to see the ugly yoke. I can't blame them. I'd have to be led blindfolded kicking and screaming lol
sl3ptsolong
22-08-2009, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Staceee
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
ummm, it obviously wasn't a boner, I'm pretty sure his dick is bigger than 2 inches with an erection.
Then wtf was it??
Obviously put down there as a joke? unless his penis is rectangular shaped with edges ?
you are a very slow person...
Prole
22-08-2009, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by kab
Originally posted by setanta
I'll never understand girls interest in our anatomy. Horrible looking things. I'd be the biggest lezbo if I were a girl. Sure his one looked a bit deformed.
they are oogly things im with you there :joker:
They fecking are. I'll never understand it. Hardly a thing of beauty which makes this thread so funny.
His one looked like a ribbed vibrator. lol.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
You know the way women want the lights off usually when they're getting down to business? It's not them being coy or bashful.... they just don't want to see the ugly yoke. I can't blame them. I'd have to be led blindfolded kicking and screaming lol
Women want the lights off? Is that true??
I'm going to bed before this thread slips into the gutter... :-)
setanta
22-08-2009, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by kab
Originally posted by setanta
I'll never understand girls interest in our anatomy. Horrible looking things. I'd be the biggest lezbo if I were a girl. Sure his one looked a bit deformed.
they are oogly things im with you there :joker:
They fecking are. I'll never understand it. Hardly a thing of beauty which makes this thread so funny.
His one looked like a ribbed vibrator. lol.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
You know the way women want the lights off usually when they're getting down to business? It's not them being coy or bashful.... they just don't want to see the ugly yoke. I can't blame them. I'd have to be led blindfolded kicking and screaming lol
Women want the lights off? Is that true??
I'm going to bed before this thread slips into the gutter... :-)
Yes, I have a few responses that shouldn't really be typed for that one lol.
Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by kab
Originally posted by setanta
I'll never understand girls interest in our anatomy. Horrible looking things. I'd be the biggest lezbo if I were a girl. Sure his one looked a bit deformed.
they are oogly things im with you there :joker:
They fecking are. I'll never understand it. Hardly a thing of beauty which makes this thread so funny.
His one looked like a ribbed vibrator. lol.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
You know the way women want the lights off usually when they're getting down to business? It's not them being coy or bashful.... they just don't want to see the ugly yoke. I can't blame them. I'd have to be led blindfolded kicking and screaming lol
now i can explain it to my other half with your post as back up :banana::laugh:
Originally posted by TheDarkHorsey
lol... being half iranian myself we are known to have big watsits, but being only HALF iranian mine is half the size of that monster!
They said cleary what he was packing down below and it ain't part of his fixtures and fittings.
And being half Iranian were you never told about the "J "word,should not have problems
StevieGeire
22-08-2009, 02:00 AM
i felt abit sick seeing that tonight ha ha.
tas666
22-08-2009, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by MissSmith22
Is it actually?!?! It's big!!! Was there something else down there ??
yeah his backbone which he seems to have losthttp://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/images/smilies/thumbs2.gif
bansheewails
22-08-2009, 01:31 PM
This thread made me laugh so much last night and I am still having little gigles now!
http://getmesmileys.com/smilies/happy0204.gif
dixiebell1991
22-08-2009, 01:33 PM
he stuffed something down there as a joke.
or else he has a very weird penis :puzzled:
Prole
22-08-2009, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by dixiebell1991
he stuffed something down there as a joke.
or else he has a very weird penis :puzzled:
Yes, I think it's been established that most people on here have seen a penis before, and that this is a very light-hearted thread.
bansheewails
22-08-2009, 01:39 PM
It certainly lifted my mood! I sat up late drinking iced vodka and reading this thread! Crackin'!
:laugh:
Prole
22-08-2009, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
It certainly lifted my mood! I sat up late drinking iced vodka and reading this thread! Crackin'!
:laugh:
I'm sure you mean you were drinking vodka, reading this thread and NOT looking at the vt... obviously...
bansheewails
22-08-2009, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by bansheewails
It certainly lifted my mood! I sat up late drinking iced vodka and reading this thread! Crackin'!
:laugh:
I'm sure you mean you were drinking vodka, reading this thread and NOT looking at the vt... obviously...
Well everytime someone said 'its fake' I had to have another little look to check, and when someone else said 'its real I had to check that out too!
:wink:
Prole
22-08-2009, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
Originally posted by Prole
Originally posted by bansheewails
It certainly lifted my mood! I sat up late drinking iced vodka and reading this thread! Crackin'!
:laugh:
I'm sure you mean you were drinking vodka, reading this thread and NOT looking at the vt... obviously...
Well everytime someone said 'its fake' I had to have another little look to check, and when someone else said 'its real I had to check that out too!
:wink:
Yeah, I hear ya :-)
sophieyk2
22-08-2009, 01:46 PM
I think he stuffed the sausages down there to keep Sophie from eating them.:tongue:
bansheewails
22-08-2009, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by sophieyk2
I think he stuffed the sausages down there to keep Sophie from eating them.:tongue:
LOL, probably!
:hugesmile:
i cant be arsed to read through all the posts, maritsafin you are chatting absolute ****, 2 inches, yeah right its bigger than his ****in hand you muppet, i bet your hung like a knat lol
MissKittyFantastico
22-08-2009, 02:17 PM
Sorry to disappoint all the ladies (including myself :laugh:) but it was a jelly mould he had stuck inside his boxers! :laugh2:
Staceee
22-08-2009, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by abcd
i cant be arsed to read through all the posts, maritsafin you are chatting absolute ****, 2 inches, yeah right its bigger than his ****** hand you muppet, i bet your hung like a knat lol
He would like us to think his penis is huge
Marzy
22-08-2009, 03:02 PM
Siavash has to improvise with a codpiece, his willy is really puny!!:laugh3: He looks a right idiot sitting in that chair.
spitfire
22-08-2009, 03:11 PM
He said on LF last night that he put a jelly mould down his trousers.
Braden
22-08-2009, 03:46 PM
urmm..
MaratSafinForever
22-08-2009, 03:50 PM
Marit?
I think this thread is hilarious, bunch of 12 year old girls who haven't seen a penis in their life thinking that is bigger than 2 inches (5cm). You probably don't even know what 5cm is, that's how pathetic you lot sound.
If you ever get the chance to have sex, and a guy pulls down his underwear, you will probably end up making a fool of yourselves.
"what the **** is that? is that a jelly mould?! what the ****, is that a sock that looks like a cock?"
lmfao
MissKittyFantastico
22-08-2009, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
Marit?
I think this thread is hilarious, bunch of 12 year old girls who haven't seen a penis in their life thinking that is bigger than 2 inches (5cm). You probably don't even know what 5cm is, that's how pathetic you lot sound.
If you ever get the chance to have sex, and a guy pulls down his underwear, you will probably end up making a fool of yourselves.
"what the **** is that? is that a jelly mould?! what the ****, is that a sock that looks like a cock?"
lmfao
You have made me laugh so much in this thread! :laugh3:
HalfwitFTW
22-08-2009, 04:03 PM
I cant believe people are still talking about this since last night LMAO
steelmagnolia
22-08-2009, 04:21 PM
got padding in there
jgfrise
22-08-2009, 04:31 PM
It was a jelly mould. We saw it on his bed after he had changed that night. They were all discussing the jelly mould:xyxwave:
Originally posted by dixiebell1991
he stuffed something down there as a joke.
or else he has a very weird penis :puzzled:
Yeah lisa on live feed was going on about that last night (some jelly mold or something he stuck down there)
iamonfire
22-08-2009, 05:19 PM
I wonder if they are selling that jelly mould?
RUDEBOX
22-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Aaagh. I enjoyed it very much.
Got pic as wallpaper on my phone
Also, i spotted little, ahem siavash few weeks ago. In the diary room, in costume and he was rubbing/ tapping it?!
Its the incongruent facial expressions that make me laugh. More! More!
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