TXF09 Auditions Show 1 Discussion (22/08) (7pm, ITV1)

[Matt]

Discuss tonight's show in this thread :thumbs:

It starts at 7.00pm on ITV1.

[Harry!]

Woop! I may not do the X Factor theads this year. Want to do other shows though.

[Dom:D]

OMG!I cannot wait!:dance:

[Braden]

how exciting :)

[Jayson]

Kewl :elephant:

[MarkWaldorf]

ORLY MATT THIS IS EARLY

[Tom]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
ORLY MATT THIS IS EARLY

ur just jellus u neva made it :nono:

[Jayson]

I SHALL make at least one :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
ORLY MATT THIS IS EARLY

ur just jellus u neva made it :nono:

yah but cheryl was lyke 'o ur lyke rly prty. make sure yooh don't stress any pores makin freds xx' so rly matt needs sum of danniis botox now tbh

[Beastie]

cant wait :thumbs:

[Harry!]

Not long now

[Brad.]

im gonna get a mod to merge the thread i made cos i didnt see this one. :thumbs:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Bradley.
im gonna get a mod to merge the thread i made cos i didnt see this one. :thumbs:

Just change your one to ''Post in Matt's''

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Bradley.
im gonna get a mod to merge the thread i made cos i didnt see this one. :thumbs:

Just change your one to ''Post in Matt's''

OK :wink:

[WAYNEEBRUM]

Why are they doin the auditions on stage?

[Harry!]

Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
Why are they doin the auditions on stage?

I think they want it to be more BGT like.

[WAYNEEBRUM]

i dont think im gonna like it that way.

[Patrick]

Will be the shittest series ever now!


Have to wait a day to find out who leaves after Saturday show??

The Auditions are infront of a crowd?


American Idol and BGT is ****ing ****, thats the reason people love X Factor.. because it isnt American!


There just gona **** this series up and try to make it like BGT and AI...

Which are both **** shows

[*mazedsalv**]

Hi everyone. Tbh I think auditions on the stage will be funnier as everyone will be laughing at the crap singers.

BUT, XF could get bad publicity because the newspapers may slate the fact that XF needed to copy BGT to bring more viewers.

But why do they say "We need more viewers, so we will change the format", they are SO GREEDY LOL. They dont need more people watching.

If only C4 were like this. At least ITV are making a huge effort to make XF acchieve even bigger ratings.

[Princess]

Soooooooo excited!!!! :hello:

[Harry!]

On now!

[LemonJam]

=D

[Jayson]

WOOT :hugesmile:

[LemonJam]

I get thte feeling I'm gonna hate this.

[Shaun]

boobooboop do wa wa wa bop

[Nicky.]

This is depressing!

I had tickets to 2 live shows!

[Jayson]

God, I've missed the X-Factor so much :cheer2:

[Harry!]

On boats how class.

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Harry.
On boats how class.

Why can't they just turn up in a VW golf, seriously?

[*mazedsalv**]

This just makes me depressed.
Why cant BB do a format change, makes things more exciting.

[Nicky.]

4 minutes? That's ridiculous xD

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Nicky.
4 minutes? That's ridiculous xD

BB sometimes does that. Makes you want to watch more.

[Princess]

Arggghhhhhhh amazing!!!!

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
This just makes me depressed.
Why cant BB do a format change, makes things more exciting.

-cough cough- American format -cough cough-

:P

[Stephanie]

i can't believe it's back.

[Harry!]

Back on, Dont like the sponcer adds.

[*mazedsalv**]

Good or bad, do you reckon?

[Shaun]

They'll be amazing, obviously.

[Brad.]

this is so cringeworthy. i hate the new audience set-up

[*mazedsalv**]

Poor girls I think, they were shocked about the audience.

[bronaaaa]

Seriously don;t like this :sad:

[LemonJam]

Oh.

[Shaun]

CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE RIGHT THERE.

[Jayson]

They are fecking awful, lmao.

[Brad.]

LMAO!!

[Harry!]

*Earplugs at the ready*

[Brad.]

I want the judges to have buzzers :(

[Nicky.]

Why are they allowed backing tracks?

[WAYNEEBRUM]

I cant watch,too cringeworthy and the format is crap

[Jayson]

LMAO at what Simon said :joker:

[Brad.]

catches being squashed, classic simon. :laugh2:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Nicky.
Why are they allowed backing tracks?

''New format'' says they can.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Bradley.
catches being squashed, classic simon. :laugh2:

Need a epic quotes thead for Simon...

[Brad.]

pmsl

[Jayson]

LOL at that Luke guy :tongue:

[Jayson]

No good people yet :sad:

[Brad.]

so shiit rofl

[Firewire]

Beee-ooootifulNOT.

[Firewire]

pahaha.

[Brad.]

lol

[*mazedsalv**]

This is horrible. Its the first time Im feeling for the auditionees.

Been on DS on the XF section, pretty negative reaction to the backing track and the audience being there.

[Brad.]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
This is horrible. Its the first time Im feeling for the auditionees.

Been on DS on the XF section, pretty negative reaction to the backing track and the audience being there.

LOL it must be quite hard for them

[Jayson]

I'm not liking the new format much.....

[WAYNEEBRUM]

crap so far,hate the format

[Firewire]

She'll be good - hopefully.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Jayson
I'm not liking the new format much.....

Its like BB evictions all over again.....

[Jayson]

This single mum will be good, I can tell from the big segment for her.

[Jayson]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Jayson
I'm not liking the new format much.....

Its like BB evictions all over again..... LOL, 2009 has killed reality TV :tongue:

[Brad.]

No, yeah i have lol

[Brad.]

She'll get through:hugesmile:

[Jayson]

She is amazing :shocked:

[Firewire]

Yay!

[Brad.]

VERY good actually

[bronaaaa]

Ohh shes good

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
This is horrible. Its the first time Im feeling for the auditionees.

Been on DS on the XF section, pretty negative reaction to the backing track and the audience being there.

LOL it must be quite hard for them

Yeah at least on BGT they knew they would face the massive crowd, but this lot didn't.

[Johann]

You were right Jayson.

[Brad.]

You can see the '£' signs in simon's eyes when he smiles

[Jayson]

I really like her.

Great looking and great singer.

[MarkWaldorf]

I SAW HER IN MCDONALDS WHEN I WENT TO BOOTCAMP

[Firewire]

Love Cheryl's face tonight!!

[WAYNEEBRUM]

shes good

[Shaun]

Not amazing but she seems nice.

[Johann]

Good stuff

[Jayson]

At least we have one good singer, lol.

[*mazedsalv**]

Another AD BREAK!

This is worse than the BB 10pm shows where they fit about 6 adverts in the hour.

[Princess]

I love her! Her son is so cute.

[Shaun]

Anything else you want to complain about Salv? :tongue:

[Jayson]

3 advert breaks in 24 mins.

I'm getting annoyed.

[Harry!]

I didnt like her. Good voice. Didnt like her.

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Shaun
Anything else you want to complain about Salv? :tongue:

LOL sorry, didnt know i was coming across as a moaner:bigsmile:, I just hate ad breaks :laugh:

[Stephanie]

watching xfactor just makes me want to sing LOL.

[Johann]

Originally posted by Jayson
3 advert breaks in 24 mins.

I'm getting annoyed.

ITV is ****. BBC ftw!

[Shaun]

sure you didn't Simon. :\

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by stefani
watching xfactor just makes me want to sing LOL.

Same, Ive been singing all day because I knew XF was on and was watching old auditions on ITV2 and Youtube.

[Harry!]

Madonna new single woop!!!!!!!!!!

[Firewire]

Harry will be happy.

CELEBRATION.

[Brad.]

HOT.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Firewire
Harry will be happy.

CELEBRATION.

:dazzler:

[reece(:]

I like the biker girl

[Shaun]

wtf.

[Jayson]

Katy Bullock is good.

And looks good...

[Brad.]

looked good

[LemonJam]

Whats the point in showing them say yes without them singing?

and I like Katy Bullock!

[Johann]

She was fit.

[reece(:]

OMG LOOOOLLLL

[*mazedsalv**]

EMMA AGAIN!!!!!!! :cloud:

[Shaun]

OMFG. EMMA. <3

[Jayson]

Originally posted by Nathan
Is this london? if it is i might see a girlband i know Nope, Manchester.

[Harry!]

Fatty is back.

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Nathan
Is this london? if it is i might see a girlband i know

london and manchester i think for todays show

[arista]

Fat Folks
Not again.

[Jayson]

Emma again :sleep:

[Brad.]

fat ****k

[Stephanie]

NOT HER AGAIN.

[Firewire]

NOT HER.

Please no!

[Jayson]

Look at the size of that bitch! :shocked:

[Brad.]

their whole family is obese!

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

Anyone else realise that half an hour in and we've only actually seen 2 (moving onto the 3rd) proper auditions? The rest is just unneccesary crap.

[Shaun]

I heard on DS there was a band hoping to give Twilight a run for her money. I think we've found them.

[andyman]

Why is that fat dumb fk back?

[*mazedsalv**]

But WHY???

[MarkWaldorf]

pmsl Shaun

[LemonJam]

"She's got another trick up her sleeve"

Another roll of fat?

[Brad.]

what a joke. ****

[Brad.]

Originally posted by LemonJam
"She's got another trick up her sleeve"

Another roll of fat?

lmao

[reece(:]

lol evicted from home for singing

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LemonJam
"She's got another trick up her sleeve"

Another roll of fat?

:laugh2:

[WAYNEEBRUM]

Sophies sisters

[Brad.]

PMSL its so bad

[Shaun]

oh dear.

[Brad.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::j oker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[*mazedsalv**]

:joker: sorry, but please just give up, PLEASE, PLEASE!

[Johann]

Oh no..

[Firewire]

:yuk:

:laugh3:

[Harry!]

Its like watching ducks being squashed.

[Brad.]

all the judges are like :/

[LemonJam]

I really wanted a SuBo moment.

[arista]

Originally posted by Nathan
Looks like something out of ghostbusters


Yes
Scary they are.


They are saying Feeed Me.

[Brad.]

look at her chin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andyman]

Don't know which one to fk..

[Brad.]

you had 2 yrs to improve!!

[*mazedsalv**]

"We have weeks, not decades":hugesmile:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by andyman
Don't know which one to fk..

classic andyman :laugh3:

[Johann]

LOL burrrned

[Harry!]

Back to there car, And buzz off!

[Jayson]

I can tell I'm gonna hate this Joseph tw*t.

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

The script says he's going through. Nice tablecloth shirt aswell.

[WAYNEEBRUM]

Sophies sisters

[arista]

Originally posted by Bradley.
you had 2 yrs to improve!!


They thought it was 2 years to Eat even more.

[Harry!]

Where is the sob story...

[Firewire]

Jo Bros!


He'll be good.

[andyman]

The tv company asked her to come back... Tv lies!

[Brad.]

the audience are being useless

[arista]

Now we have a Roddy Smile bloke.


But he can sing.

[Jayson]

It's the new Eoghan Quigg... FFS :mad:

[Brad.]

i dont like him at all :mad:

[Locke.]

He's annoying, bet he makes the live shows :yuk:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Jayson
It's the new Eoghan Quigg... FFS :mad:

Yeah i know :rolleyes:

[Shaun]

...yawn :\

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Jayson
It's the new Eoghan Quigg... FFS :mad:

All smiley. Looks like a plonker. Thats right :thumbs:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Nathan
average

nothing special at all

[BGT-FAN!]

Hes So annoying

[*mazedsalv**]

Meh.. above average, but a little bit dull.

[Brad.]

why are people standing up, he's just another prick?!

[Shaun]

Love the song but he's 5/10.

[Locke.]

R. Kelly - Worlds Greatest

:cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by David
R. Kelly - Worlds Greatest

:cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer:

good song - ruined

[andyman]

He is a dk, and has that dk head voice... Ultimate twat!

[honeyloops]

The new format is horrible.:yuk:

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

Judges reading their scripts.

[arista]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Meh.. above average, but a little bit dull.


But Girls will want him.

Big Money possible.

[Brad.]

everyone's smiling like bellends

[BGT-FAN!]

Girls? Hes gay lol

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Sir_Diary_of_Roomus
Judges reading their scripts.

Of corse.

[Harry!]

Dam advert again :mad:

[arista]

Originally posted by andyman
He is a dk, and has that dk head voice... Ultimate t***!


But under a Top producer it can all change.

[Shaun]

wtf @ the sponsor ads. What are the lines caused by?

[Jayson]

Urgh, I can't stand that guy...

[Firewire]

FFS.

Another ad.

[Brad.]

had enough of the that guy already. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Spike]

I'm hating this audition format, its going to spoil the series for me
Nobody has stood out, good or bad, yet. Its a bad episode so far

[Brad.]

i dont mind the new audition format, its probably equal to the last one IMO

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Spike
I'm hating this audition format, its going to spoil the series for me
Nobody has stood out, good or bad, yet. Its a bad episode so far

Same

[bettiepage]

It's not as bad as 'Britans got talent'. The crowd are actually quiet.

[WAYNEEBRUM]

Am i wrong in wanting to slap that guy?

[Princess]

Joe was brilliant! He made me cry!Him and Cheryl were so sweet.Also liked Katy. Emma is just annoying now. Even more so with her sister.

[hannah.]

bleh so far

[arista]

Originally posted by Firewire
FFS.

Another ad.


Get more TVs


Then you can not have to suffer gaps.


This is a Top Show
Ad Companies are fighting to be on it
in this New Labour Depression.

[Stephanie]

what's with all the breaks.

[Brad.]

Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
Am i wrong in wanting to slap that guy?

no, definitely not

[arista]

Originally posted by hannah.
bleh so far



Typical from you.



Sign Of The Times.

[Shaun]

Ready for the Weekend :love:
oh fine.
change to The Promise.
<_<

[Harry!]

Simon in a kilt ergh

[Brad.]

looks like another massive twatt

[Jayson]

This Kyle kid looks stupid.

He'll be sh*t though.

[Novo]

It's MrGary

[Firewire]

Doug has a rival.

[arista]

Originally posted by stefani
what's with all the breaks.


Easy ITV is near Bankrupt
this is its Top Live show for Sunday.
And Saturday is getting Millions watch.

Unlike the Bloated BBC who had a pre-recorded
come dancing show on sundays.

[Shaun]

ew

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Ready for the Weekend :love:
oh fine.
change to The Promise.
<_<

We had Celebration eairler and it changed to the fatty :sad:

[Brad.]

stop brown nosing cheryl

[reece(:]

lol Simons face

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

He's going to sing his way to 3 no's and a novelty yes from Cheryl for the GA love.

[andyman]

Scotland! Worse place for X Factor because i dislike any that get through.... Nice mountains and forests though.

[Brad.]

cringe.

[*mazedsalv**]

Well Simon got owned :bigsmile:

[Brad.]

HAHAHHAHHAH

[Jayson]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reece(:]

LMAO LOL

[Shaun]

pmsfl

[Harry!]

:yuk:

[WAYNEEBRUM]

WTF

[*mazedsalv**]

OFF OFF OFF :pat:

[Novo]

fck i can't watch this

[Spike]

I like this guy, showing a bit of personality is good
however the singing is just awful

[Brad.]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Well Simon got owned :bigsmile:

not really lol when you've heard him :D

[Johann]

Knew he was going to be ****.

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

Oh I've just realised he's Gok Wan.

[arista]

yes very Bad

NO Way Through.

[Brad.]

cheryl has to say he is ok

[Spike]

On a positive note for this new format, at least the auditions aren't that bad and do mainly keep quiet

[Jayson]

Cheryl likes him... wtf....

[hannah.]

oh my god

[King Gizzard]

Originally posted by .Andy.
fck i can't watch this

thats how i feel, but then i know i ll miss something funny if i dont

[andyman]

Amazing!.. To shoot in the head.

[Locke.]

Cheryl showing why she shouldn't be a judge

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

Go back a page, and see how I look like Nostradamus.

[Shaun]

oh lord.

[*mazedsalv**]

Grange Hill has arrived on the screens lol

[King Gizzard]

Oh god

[Brad.]

omfg they look so stupid

[reece(:]

2 freaks uhh

[Harry!]

The gay twins.

[Johann]

Are you ****in kiddin?

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Shaun
oh lord.

(1-0 to barnet in the football :P)

[arista]

Originally posted by David
Cheryl showing why she shouldn't be a judge

Brought in to cause Friction.

[King Gizzard]

Fail


Massive fail

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Harry.
The gay twins.

the twatt twins

[Jayson]

John Edward = pure failure sh*theads.

[arista]

The Luck Of The Irish

[hannah.]

their hair! AMAZING

[andyman]

Yuk! Irish.. Pass me the fking gun now!

[King Gizzard]

well i see myself being older...no ****

[*mazedsalv**]

Thats actuall quite funny, "I will be older", true.

AS long as you love me!

[Brad.]

**** **** ****

[WAYNEEBRUM]

cant sing

[Locke.]

Hope these two twats go through

[Harry!]

I dont know what to think....

[Spike]

I don't want to but I like these two

[reece(:]

LOL